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Goat punter had 4th child

Posted on 2/17/19 at 7:29 pm
Posted by arseinclarse
Algiers Purnt
Member since Apr 2007
34412 posts
Posted on 2/17/19 at 7:29 pm
Congrats, Thomas. That’s a lot of sex. Make sure you don’t pull a hamstring on the next one. We need that leg.

Posted by Chad504boy
4 posts
Member since Feb 2005
166246 posts
Posted on 2/17/19 at 7:33 pm to
He probably cries after each orgasm
Posted by arseinclarse
Algiers Purnt
Member since Apr 2007
34412 posts
Posted on 2/17/19 at 7:39 pm to
Crying is amazing when you’re rich.
This post was edited on 2/17/19 at 7:40 pm
Posted by t00f
Not where you think I am
Member since Jul 2016
89849 posts
Posted on 2/17/19 at 7:41 pm to
Posted by LSUSoulja08
Member since Oct 2007
16969 posts
Posted on 2/17/19 at 7:41 pm to
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Crying is amazing when you’re rich and the GOAT at what you do


fixed it for ya arse
Posted by Bayou
CenLA
Member since Feb 2005
36808 posts
Posted on 2/17/19 at 7:44 pm to
quote:

Goat punter

Posted by Hetfield
Dallas
Member since Jun 2013
7024 posts
Posted on 2/17/19 at 7:53 pm to
Morestead averaged 1.2 fewer punts per game in 2018 than he has kids.
Posted by arseinclarse
Algiers Purnt
Member since Apr 2007
34412 posts
Posted on 2/17/19 at 7:57 pm to
#sabermetrics
Posted by White Roach
Member since Apr 2009
9454 posts
Posted on 2/17/19 at 8:04 pm to
The planet can use more people like Thomas Morestead and especially in New Orleans. He seems to be a pretty wonderful person.
Posted by Kcrad
Diamondhead
Member since Nov 2010
54877 posts
Posted on 2/17/19 at 8:07 pm to
Great news, now pay the man.
Posted by 1BamaRTR
In Your Head Blvd
Member since Apr 2015
22529 posts
Posted on 2/17/19 at 8:50 pm to
He would beat your arse at sonic
Posted by Bayou
CenLA
Member since Feb 2005
36808 posts
Posted on 2/18/19 at 5:12 am to
quote:

He seems to be a pretty wonderful person

GOAT Pretty wonderful person
Posted by lsutigers1992
Member since Mar 2006
25317 posts
Posted on 2/18/19 at 6:46 am to
I hear it looks like Chad.
Posted by Kankles
Member since Dec 2012
5914 posts
Posted on 2/18/19 at 7:16 am to
Glad he was unaffected

Posted by liquid rabbit
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Member since Mar 2006
60265 posts
Posted on 2/18/19 at 7:42 am to
Good job, Morstead. Too bad most of your fans still can't spell your name.
Posted by whodatfan
Member since Mar 2008
21330 posts
Posted on 2/18/19 at 8:13 am to
Posted by BattinRouge11
River Side of Mag
Member since Aug 2013
1295 posts
Posted on 2/18/19 at 11:38 am to
The greatest Saint
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
65667 posts
Posted on 2/18/19 at 8:45 pm to
No homo because I’m not attracted to men but due to his fertility level, his last name should be “Morestud”.

He and Brees are whitening America’s smile.
Posted by Chad504boy
4 posts
Member since Feb 2005
166246 posts
Posted on 2/18/19 at 9:07 pm to
“Would”... no he wouldn’t.
Posted by Jizzamo311
Member since Dec 2008
6344 posts
Posted on 2/19/19 at 11:25 am to
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4th child


quote:

That’s a lot of sex


Is it though?
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