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re: Zion is going to be a daddy!
Posted on 6/6/23 at 2:59 pm to Balsamic_duck
Posted on 6/6/23 at 2:59 pm to Balsamic_duck
quote:I know we get duped by the Zion offseason pics, but that's legit the lightest he's looked in a pic, video game, or whatever that I can recall since preseason rookie Zion.
He looks to be in great shape.
I'm ready to be duped again!!!
This post was edited on 6/6/23 at 2:59 pm
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Posted on 6/6/23 at 3:02 pm to rondonumbanine
quote:
Zion is an idiot. A quick look at her Instagram shows she’s a 29 year old (escort potentially?) with two kids already. Why would a 22 year old with hundred of millions incoming money, from a good background, settle into that situation?
Uhhhhhhhhhh not good
Posted on 6/6/23 at 3:03 pm to Fun Bunch
quote:Eh, if it goes like 99% of em, relationship will be over soon, he won't see her any more, and just pay the girl a shite ton of money every month and go back to normal.
Uhhhhhhhhhh not good
Posted on 6/6/23 at 3:11 pm to Mad Scientist26
quote:
Wow! Good for them! I couldn’t imagine being a dad at 22 at this day and age.
I couldn't either, but I'm also not worth over 100 million dollars
Posted on 6/6/23 at 3:11 pm to Broski
I thought he looked pregnant.
Posted on 6/6/23 at 3:11 pm to ghost2most
quote:
Be prepared for downvotes but you're 100 percent right.
I don't see this is a positive. That chick looks like bad news. I can see fragile arse Zion having to miss half the year because she banged some rapper behind his back.
22 and worth hundreds of millions and now you're tied down to some instaskank that's not even attractive.
Like that's the best you could do? Really?
She probably fricks real good. Who gives a shite? Motherfricker plays basketball, he ain't running for governor.
This post was edited on 6/6/23 at 3:13 pm
Posted on 6/6/23 at 3:13 pm to rondonumbanine
quote:
Zion is an idiot. A quick look at her Instagram shows she’s a 29 year old (escort potentially?) with two kids already. Why would a 22 year old with hundred of millions incoming money, from a good background, settle into that situation?
What's her name? Guessing she's not from here.
Posted on 6/6/23 at 3:16 pm to Broski
Dad bod incoming
Posted on 6/6/23 at 3:18 pm to saintsfan22
quote:Probably
She probably fricks real good.
If I were Zion, I'd find one of them girls that do that that isn't always ugly, but that's just me.
Posted on 6/6/23 at 3:18 pm to BigPerm30
Zion has more kids than post season appearances.
Posted on 6/6/23 at 3:20 pm to shel311
quote:
If I were Zion, I'd find one of them girls that do that that isn't always ugly, but that's just me.
I'm sure he'll find many many more girls of all types of variety in the not too distant future.
Posted on 6/6/23 at 3:20 pm to Chad504boy
I'm glad Zion has had sex at least once.
Posted on 6/6/23 at 3:21 pm to whatiknowsofar
quote:
I'm glad Zion has had sex at least once.
he probably thinks its his baby when she sucked his dick. it wouldn't surprise me.
Posted on 6/6/23 at 3:23 pm to Chad504boy
If the baby comes out with a sprained ankle you know it's his.
If the baby is going to be born in 10 months and doesn't arrive until she's 15 months you know it's his.
If the baby is going to be born in 10 months and doesn't arrive until she's 15 months you know it's his.
Posted on 6/6/23 at 3:23 pm to rondonumbanine
quote:
Zion is an idiot. A quick look at her Instagram shows she’s a 29 year old (escort potentially?) with two kids already. Why would a 22 year old with hundred of millions incoming money, from a good background, settle into that situation?
fricking cooked him and no lie was said here
Posted on 6/6/23 at 3:28 pm to 50_Tiger
Kevin Costner wants to know why none of your teammates were at your gender reveal party?!
Posted on 6/6/23 at 3:28 pm to Broski
Zion is equal parts fat, lazy, and stupid
He is literally the perfect poster child for the Pelicans franchise
He is literally the perfect poster child for the Pelicans franchise
Posted on 6/6/23 at 3:29 pm to ghost2most
quote:
I don't see this is a positive. That chick looks like bad news. I can see fragile arse Zion having to miss half the year because she banged some rapper behind his back.
22 and worth hundreds of millions and now you're tied down to some instaskank that's not even attractive.
Like that's the best you could do? Really?
I normally find all of the Zion bashing to be emotional nonsense, but it's hard to argue with any of this.
Posted on 6/6/23 at 3:32 pm to whatiknowsofar
quote:
If the baby comes out with a sprained ankle you know it's his.
If the baby is going to be born in 10 months and doesn't arrive until she's 15 months you know it's his.
I can't wait for the due date to come only for the doctor to walk in the room and say they'll reevaluate in 2 weeks
Posted on 6/6/23 at 3:36 pm to 50_Tiger
Two words. Paternity Test.
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