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The ususal clowns went in on Zion

Posted on 4/15/22 at 8:04 am
Posted by AlabamasSalaryCap
New Orleans
Member since Nov 2012
2725 posts
Posted on 4/15/22 at 8:04 am
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They're not wrong though. Dude's a blob.

If he can come back awesome, but the value that we could get for him in a trade would be more than enough to compete with our current roster.
Posted by 50_Tiger
Dallas TX
Member since Jan 2016
39979 posts
Posted on 4/15/22 at 8:07 am to
They are actually extremely wrong. If you just watch the video of him in a suit and not in what seems like 2 layers of sweats youll see he lost a ton of weight.

Here:

This post was edited on 4/15/22 at 8:09 am
Posted by AlabamasSalaryCap
New Orleans
Member since Nov 2012
2725 posts
Posted on 4/15/22 at 8:07 am to
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They are actually extremely wrong. If you just watch the video of him in a suit and not in what seems like 2 layers of sweats youll see he lost a ton of weight.



This is what denial looks like, everyone.
Posted by Billy Mays
Member since Jan 2009
25271 posts
Posted on 4/15/22 at 8:09 am to
Just ignore everything the national media says about Zion until he's back healthy and playing basketball.

If he's not playing basketball and he puts himself in the spotlight, the national media will fill the void with their clickbait narratives.
Posted by 50_Tiger
Dallas TX
Member since Jan 2016
39979 posts
Posted on 4/15/22 at 8:10 am to
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AlabamasSalaryCap


Welcome to the Pels board Skip
Posted by brmark70816
Atlanta, GA
Member since Feb 2011
9758 posts
Posted on 4/15/22 at 8:11 am to
He is a big guy with an unusual build. But he is obviously still very heavy. Sharpe is a borderline expert on fitness and body composition. His opinion on something like this means a lot. He can see what is plain as day. It's not sustainable and Zion needs to lose a tremendous amount of weight (including some muscle)..
Posted by 50_Tiger
Dallas TX
Member since Jan 2016
39979 posts
Posted on 4/15/22 at 8:11 am to
Zion has always had a wide arse my dude. Just watch his HS videos

Hes not gonna get to 235.
Posted by dirtytigers
225
Member since Dec 2014
2459 posts
Posted on 4/15/22 at 8:12 am to
Hey you arse clown, you are probably 5’8 250 pounds stfu. Everyone looks bigger in camera, in person Zion is built like an Adonis. PELICANS STACKED LEAGUE frickED
Posted by 50_Tiger
Dallas TX
Member since Jan 2016
39979 posts
Posted on 4/15/22 at 8:15 am to
Another one



But yeah Unc can make assumptions 2k miles away by looking at random photos.

Same Unc that pushes ANY NOLA joy to some other market. Despite being from the south.
Posted by AlabamasSalaryCap
New Orleans
Member since Nov 2012
2725 posts
Posted on 4/15/22 at 8:18 am to
This board is so clearly full of milquetoast dad bods, who can't wrap their heads around the amount of calories a day it would take to sustain a 6'6" 300 lb body, even just sitting on the couch.

Not being able to reach a calorie deficit sufficient enough to drop 20 lbs of pure fat over a 12 month period while being paid millions to do so is an enormous red flag.

Again, denial ever where.
This post was edited on 4/7/23 at 8:27 am
Posted by DomincDecoco
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Member since Oct 2018
10841 posts
Posted on 4/15/22 at 8:21 am to
hes husky
Posted by AlabamasSalaryCap
New Orleans
Member since Nov 2012
2725 posts
Posted on 4/15/22 at 8:21 am to
You do understand that a tailored suit is LITERALLY designed to make you look thinner, right? Like that's the whole point. To accent your best features and block out the undesirables.

This post was edited on 4/15/22 at 8:24 am
Posted by 50_Tiger
Dallas TX
Member since Jan 2016
39979 posts
Posted on 4/15/22 at 8:27 am to
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AlabamasSalaryCap


If you think coming in here sending shots at the board and the teams best player will make you friends son I have a bridge to nowhere to sell to you
This post was edited on 4/15/22 at 8:27 am
Posted by whatiknowsofar
hm?
Member since Nov 2010
20904 posts
Posted on 4/15/22 at 8:28 am to
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AlabamasSalaryCap


You and Mark can go find a nice hotel for the next 24 hours and go frick each other in the arse.

I'm so fricking sick of people making amateur claims of how someone should be losing weight. Zion is no longer out of shape. He just recovered from a broken foot and worked out at Nike for months. He will continue to work out. He does not need to drop 30-40 more pounds.

I swear to frick we are playing for the goddamn playoffs and I want to win now that much more so Zion plays and shuts up the fricking morons on this board.
Posted by AlabamasSalaryCap
New Orleans
Member since Nov 2012
2725 posts
Posted on 4/15/22 at 8:28 am to
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If you think coming in here sending shots at the board and the teams best player will make you friends son I have a bridge to nowhere to sell to you


Where did I mention anything about CJ or BI?
Posted by 50_Tiger
Dallas TX
Member since Jan 2016
39979 posts
Posted on 4/15/22 at 8:29 am to
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hes husky


Yeah no doubt. I cant recall anyone have a body type like his before. If we just used his IG dunk vid he still has some abdominal fat but at 280+ I cant recall anyone outside of Aaron Donald not having that
Posted by AlabamasSalaryCap
New Orleans
Member since Nov 2012
2725 posts
Posted on 4/15/22 at 8:34 am to
This is honestly Sad.

Why is the guy who's in such good shape only ever seen in sweats and other baggy clothes?

It's 80 and sunny today, Z. Where's the tshirts and shorts?
Posted by whatiknowsofar
hm?
Member since Nov 2010
20904 posts
Posted on 4/15/22 at 8:35 am to
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Where's the tshirts and shorts?


People work out in sweats for a reason you mouth breathing twit
Posted by brmark70816
Atlanta, GA
Member since Feb 2011
9758 posts
Posted on 4/15/22 at 8:36 am to
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I'm so fricking sick of people making amateur claims of how someone should be losing weight


He just posted a video of Sharpe saying it. You didn't watch it? Don't care? Sharpe knows body types and training. He is a professional fitness model and trains with athletes in multiple sports including basketball. Both he and Skip know trainers on multiple teams and people that have met and worked with the Pelicans and Zion. They have knowledge. Where are you getting yours?
Posted by SlowFlowPro
Simple Solutions to Complex Probs
Member since Jan 2004
421694 posts
Posted on 4/15/22 at 8:39 am to
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but the value that we could get for him in a trade would be more than enough to compete with our current roster.

We don't have enough roster spots left for the haul that we could get for Zion, at this point.
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