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AD can't interpret signs from God
Posted on 6/14/19 at 8:11 am
Posted on 6/14/19 at 8:11 am
So if you look at the NBA landscape since Boogie left, any man of faith will see that God has been sending signs to AD that he should stay in New Orleans and sign the supermax and that dense motherfricker can't read:
-Boogie tears ACL, signs for peanuts, gets nothing
-Wall fricks up knee while on supermax, set for life
-LeBron's body starts breaking down and Lakers miss playoffs
-Dell gets fired, literally one of the brightest, most highly regarded basketball executives takes over
-Ownership open up the checkbook and bring in high level front office executives.
-Pels bring the in the greatest trainer in the NBA, who specializes in keeping NBA bodies healthy.
-Pels win rights to ZION
-Lakers front office implodes, coaching search is a joke, GM is an idiot.
-The Knicks continue to be the Knicks
-KD and Clay go down, ending all hope of superteams
Seriously, everything has broken for the Pels the last 6 months.
-Boogie tears ACL, signs for peanuts, gets nothing
-Wall fricks up knee while on supermax, set for life
-LeBron's body starts breaking down and Lakers miss playoffs
-Dell gets fired, literally one of the brightest, most highly regarded basketball executives takes over
-Ownership open up the checkbook and bring in high level front office executives.
-Pels bring the in the greatest trainer in the NBA, who specializes in keeping NBA bodies healthy.
-Pels win rights to ZION
-Lakers front office implodes, coaching search is a joke, GM is an idiot.
-The Knicks continue to be the Knicks
-KD and Clay go down, ending all hope of superteams
Seriously, everything has broken for the Pels the last 6 months.
This post was edited on 6/14/19 at 8:13 am
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Posted on 6/14/19 at 8:13 am to saints5021
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Posted on 6/14/19 at 8:14 am to saints5021
Reminds me of Orgazmo.
At one point, a devout Mormon prays to God for a sign not to do what he is planning to do. A major earthquake then happens which he promptly ignores.
At one point, a devout Mormon prays to God for a sign not to do what he is planning to do. A major earthquake then happens which he promptly ignores.
Posted on 6/14/19 at 8:14 am to saints5021
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Seriously, everything has broken for the Pels the last 6 months.
You could make an argument that if Zion/Jrue assumed Alpha role and Beta Bitch Davis played to his fullest capability, we should be a top 4 seed in the west.
Posted on 6/14/19 at 8:21 am to St Augustine
Yeah, he’s doing a sequel to Death Of A Salesman. Because Willie got killed by Nazis dealing smack instead of committing suicide.
Posted on 6/14/19 at 8:26 am to saints5021
quote:
-Boogie tears Achilles
FIFY
quote:
-KD and Klay go down
FIFY
quote:
ending one superteam for one year
FIFY
Other than that, spot on
This post was edited on 6/14/19 at 8:27 am
Posted on 6/14/19 at 8:26 am to saints5021
The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing.
AD should be wise as frick.
AD should be wise as frick.
Posted on 6/14/19 at 8:32 am to rondo
The smart move for AD would be signing the Super Max today and start recruiting immediately. It's his best path to a championship.
Posted on 6/14/19 at 8:34 am to saints5021
Not sure AD is capable of interpreting a stop sign
Posted on 6/14/19 at 8:37 am to BilJ
or reading anything
Posted on 6/14/19 at 8:40 am to ShoeBang
I think you can also add that RP has shown his true colors for all to see that he is working for Lebron first and all others a distant second.
Posted on 6/14/19 at 8:44 am to teke184
quote:
Orgazmo
STUNT COCK!
Posted on 6/14/19 at 8:53 am to Jizzy08
No, you can’t call them the “Naughty Twins”, they’re the “Assfrick Twins”.
Posted on 6/14/19 at 10:00 am to saints5021
Hopefully, GOD has better things to focus on. But, if AD go down,
I'm heading back to church.
I'm heading back to church.
This post was edited on 6/14/19 at 10:02 am
Posted on 6/14/19 at 11:21 am to saints5021
Pretty sure ADs god is Lebron and he does whatever his cult leader Rich Paul commands him to do.
Plus AD probably feels like he will never have to deal with an ACL injury since he doesn't play that hard. He runs to the locker room anytime he feels the slightest discomfort and has no problem sitting for weeks for stuff that most players would play through.
Plus AD probably feels like he will never have to deal with an ACL injury since he doesn't play that hard. He runs to the locker room anytime he feels the slightest discomfort and has no problem sitting for weeks for stuff that most players would play through.
This post was edited on 6/14/19 at 11:22 am
Posted on 6/15/19 at 11:33 am to saints5021
Boogie ruptured his Achilles heel tendon. A far worse than a torn ACL. No one comes back 100% if ever from the ruptured Achilles
Posted on 6/15/19 at 11:41 am to saints5021
Does this look like the face of an intelligent man?
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