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What is the greatest boner song?
Posted on 8/2/20 at 12:17 pm
Posted on 8/2/20 at 12:17 pm
I think it’s hard to beat 90’s one hit wonder Next and their hit song Too Close. I just heard it on 90s on 9 and I had forgotten about these masterful lyrics. Any other good boner songs that can compare?
I wonder if she could tell that I'm hard right know
Hmm, yeah come on
Dance with me baby, haha
Oh, oh feel that, all right come on
Don't stop know, you done did it
Baby, when we're grinding
I get so excited
Ooh, you know I like it
I try but I can't fight it
Oh, you're dancing real close
Swaying real slow
You're making it hard for me
All the songs on you requested
You're dancing like you're naked
Ooh, it's almost like we're sexing
(Oh yeah)
Yeah boo, I like it
No, I can't deny it
But I know you can tell I'm excited
Oh girl
Step back, you're dancing kind of close
I feel a little poke coming through on you
Now girl I know you felt it
But boo, you know I can't help it
You know what I wanna do
Baby, when we're grinding
I get so excited
Ooh, you know I like it
I try but I…
LINK
I wonder if she could tell that I'm hard right know
Hmm, yeah come on
Dance with me baby, haha
Oh, oh feel that, all right come on
Don't stop know, you done did it
Baby, when we're grinding
I get so excited
Ooh, you know I like it
I try but I can't fight it
Oh, you're dancing real close
Swaying real slow
You're making it hard for me
All the songs on you requested
You're dancing like you're naked
Ooh, it's almost like we're sexing
(Oh yeah)
Yeah boo, I like it
No, I can't deny it
But I know you can tell I'm excited
Oh girl
Step back, you're dancing kind of close
I feel a little poke coming through on you
Now girl I know you felt it
But boo, you know I can't help it
You know what I wanna do
Baby, when we're grinding
I get so excited
Ooh, you know I like it
I try but I…
LINK
This post was edited on 8/2/20 at 12:26 pm
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Posted on 8/2/20 at 12:23 pm to MobileJosh
That’s one of those songs that was played on pop radio when I was a kid in the car with my mom and I was completely obviously to what they were talking about. Heard it years later and immediately cringed at how awkward it must have been. 
Posted on 8/2/20 at 12:35 pm to urinetrouble
Posted on 8/2/20 at 6:46 pm to MobileJosh
Band: Death Piggy
Song: Boner
Every girl in the neighborhood knows
All the girls are taking off their clothes
Boner!
Boner!
Boner!
B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B
You know he's got so many women
You know he's got 50 women
Boner!
Boner!
I got a boner!
B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B
You know he's comin', he's comin' to town
And when he gets here, he's gonna frick you
Boner!
Boner!
I got a boner!
B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B
B-B-B-B-B-B-B
B-B-B-B-B-B-B
Boner!
I'm getting off!
Song: Boner
Every girl in the neighborhood knows
All the girls are taking off their clothes
Boner!
Boner!
Boner!
B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B
You know he's got so many women
You know he's got 50 women
Boner!
Boner!
I got a boner!
B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B
You know he's comin', he's comin' to town
And when he gets here, he's gonna frick you
Boner!
Boner!
I got a boner!
B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B
B-B-B-B-B-B-B
B-B-B-B-B-B-B
Boner!
I'm getting off!
Posted on 8/2/20 at 8:07 pm to MobileJosh
System Of A Down - Bounce
Jump, bounce, down, up
I went out on a date,
With a girl, a bit late,
She had so many friends,
Gliding through many hands.
I brought my pogo stick,
Just to show her a trick,
She had so many friends,
Gliding through many hands.
Jump pogo,
Bounce pogo,
Down, up
Jump, bounce, up, down
Unannounced twister games,
All players with no names,
They lined up double quick,
But just one pogo stick,
Everyone gets to play,
Runaway, expose',
It was so exotic,
But just one pogo stick.
Jump pogo,
Bounce pogo,
Down, up
Jump, bounce, up, down
Oh, I'd like to spread you out,
Touching whoever's behind
Jump pogo,
Bounce pogo,
Down, up
Jump, bounce, up, down
Bounce pogo,
Down pogo, up pogo
Jump, bounce, down, up
I went out on a date,
With a girl, a bit late,
She had so many friends,
Gliding through many hands.
I brought my pogo stick,
Just to show her a trick,
She had so many friends,
Gliding through many hands.
Jump pogo,
Bounce pogo,
Down, up
Jump, bounce, up, down
Unannounced twister games,
All players with no names,
They lined up double quick,
But just one pogo stick,
Everyone gets to play,
Runaway, expose',
It was so exotic,
But just one pogo stick.
Jump pogo,
Bounce pogo,
Down, up
Jump, bounce, up, down
Oh, I'd like to spread you out,
Touching whoever's behind
Jump pogo,
Bounce pogo,
Down, up
Jump, bounce, up, down
Bounce pogo,
Down pogo, up pogo
Posted on 8/2/20 at 10:11 pm to MobileJosh
New Age Girl
Posted on 8/3/20 at 10:13 am to MobileJosh
Mel Tillis: I Got the Hoss
Hey baby, let me see your brand new saddle
Let's that pretty thing up on my horse
Let's get it on real tight now
'Cause we don't want you falling off
Well, I got the horse and you got the saddle
We like to ride side by side
Aw, I got the horse and she got the saddle
Together we're gonna ride, ride, ride
Hey, baby, let's stop for a little while
I need to give my old horse a rest
And you know there ain't no use
In us trying to wear out your new saddle
Hey baby, let me see your brand new saddle
Let's that pretty thing up on my horse
Let's get it on real tight now
'Cause we don't want you falling off
Well, I got the horse and you got the saddle
We like to ride side by side
Aw, I got the horse and she got the saddle
Together we're gonna ride, ride, ride
Hey, baby, let's stop for a little while
I need to give my old horse a rest
And you know there ain't no use
In us trying to wear out your new saddle
Posted on 8/3/20 at 10:24 am to MobileJosh
My Sharona
Ooh my little pretty one, pretty one.
When you gonna give me some time, Sharona?
Ooh you make my motor run, my motor run.
Gun it comin' off the line Sharona
Never gonna stop, give it up.
Such a dirty mind. Always get it up for the touch
of the younger kind. My my my i yi woo.
M M M My Sharona
Come a little closer huh, ah will ya huh.
Close enough to look in my eyes, Sharona.
Keeping it a mystery gets to me
Running down the length of my thighs, Sharona
Never gonna stop, give it up. Such a dirty mind.
Always get it up for the touch
of the younger kind. My my my i yi woo.
M M M My Sharona
M M M My Sharona
When you gonna give it to me, give it to me.
It is just a matter of time Sharona
Is it just destiny, destiny?
Or is it just a game in my mind, Sharona?
Never gonna stop, give it up.
Such a dirty mind. Always get it up for the touch
of the younger kind. My my my i yi woo.
M M M My Sharona
M M M My Sharona
M M M My Sharona
M M M My Sharona
Ooh my little pretty one, pretty one.
When you gonna give me some time, Sharona?
Ooh you make my motor run, my motor run.
Gun it comin' off the line Sharona
Never gonna stop, give it up.
Such a dirty mind. Always get it up for the touch
of the younger kind. My my my i yi woo.
M M M My Sharona
Come a little closer huh, ah will ya huh.
Close enough to look in my eyes, Sharona.
Keeping it a mystery gets to me
Running down the length of my thighs, Sharona
Never gonna stop, give it up. Such a dirty mind.
Always get it up for the touch
of the younger kind. My my my i yi woo.
M M M My Sharona
M M M My Sharona
When you gonna give it to me, give it to me.
It is just a matter of time Sharona
Is it just destiny, destiny?
Or is it just a game in my mind, Sharona?
Never gonna stop, give it up.
Such a dirty mind. Always get it up for the touch
of the younger kind. My my my i yi woo.
M M M My Sharona
M M M My Sharona
M M M My Sharona
M M M My Sharona
Posted on 8/3/20 at 11:58 am to MobileJosh
quote:
I think it’s hard to beat
Posted on 8/3/20 at 12:19 pm to wareaglepete
quote:
Always get it up for the touch
of the younger kind.
Posted on 8/3/20 at 5:37 pm to MobileJosh
Gary's Got a Boner - The Replacements
Lyrics worth a google. Prob get banned if posted.
Lyrics worth a google. Prob get banned if posted.
Posted on 8/3/20 at 5:39 pm to MobileJosh
Love Gun - Kiss
Posted on 8/3/20 at 5:54 pm to kingbob
quote:
Love Gun - Kiss
Plaster Caster would also play.
Posted on 8/3/20 at 7:14 pm to High C
Aerosmith-Big Ten Inch Record
Posted on 8/3/20 at 7:52 pm to MobileJosh
Puscifer- Cuntry Boner
Posted on 8/4/20 at 9:37 am to MobileJosh
Posted on 8/4/20 at 1:26 pm to MobileJosh
Posted on 8/4/20 at 1:50 pm to MobileJosh
Puscifer - Cuntry Boner
Posted on 8/4/20 at 2:14 pm to RaginCajunz
Posted on 8/4/20 at 2:22 pm to MobileJosh
Besides the aforementioned Love Gun I'd have to go with Led Zeppelin's "Whole Lotta Love"
You need cooling
Baby I'm not fooling
I'm gonna send ya
Back to schooling
A-way down inside
A-honey you need it
I'm gonna give you my love
I'm gonna give you my love
Want to whole lotta love
Want to whole lotta love
Want to whole lotta love
Want to whole lotta love
You've been learning
Um baby I been learning
All them good times baby, baby
I've been year-yearning
A-way, way down inside
A-honey you need-ah
I'm gonna give you my love, ah
I'm gonna give you my love, ah oh
Whole lotta love
Want to whole lotta love
Want to whole lotta love
Want to whole lotta love
You've been cooling
And baby I've been drooling
All the good times, baby
I've been misusing
A-way, way down inside
I'm gonna give ya my love
I'm gonna give ya every inch of my love
I'm gonna give ya my love
Hey!
Alright! Let's go!
Whole lotta love
Want to whole lotta love
Want to whole lotta love
Want to whole lotta love
Way down inside
Woman, you need, yeah
Love
My, my, my, my
My, my, my, my
Lord
Shake for me girl
I wanna be your backdoor man
Hey, oh, hey, oh
Hey, oh, hey, oh
Ooh
Oh, oh, oh, oh
Cool, my, my baby
A-keep it cooling baby
A-keep it cooling baby
Ah-keep it cooling baby
Ah-keep it cooling baby
Ah-keep it cooling baby
You need cooling
Baby I'm not fooling
I'm gonna send ya
Back to schooling
A-way down inside
A-honey you need it
I'm gonna give you my love
I'm gonna give you my love
Want to whole lotta love
Want to whole lotta love
Want to whole lotta love
Want to whole lotta love
You've been learning
Um baby I been learning
All them good times baby, baby
I've been year-yearning
A-way, way down inside
A-honey you need-ah
I'm gonna give you my love, ah
I'm gonna give you my love, ah oh
Whole lotta love
Want to whole lotta love
Want to whole lotta love
Want to whole lotta love
You've been cooling
And baby I've been drooling
All the good times, baby
I've been misusing
A-way, way down inside
I'm gonna give ya my love
I'm gonna give ya every inch of my love
I'm gonna give ya my love
Hey!
Alright! Let's go!
Whole lotta love
Want to whole lotta love
Want to whole lotta love
Want to whole lotta love
Way down inside
Woman, you need, yeah
Love
My, my, my, my
My, my, my, my
Lord
Shake for me girl
I wanna be your backdoor man
Hey, oh, hey, oh
Hey, oh, hey, oh
Ooh
Oh, oh, oh, oh
Cool, my, my baby
A-keep it cooling baby
A-keep it cooling baby
Ah-keep it cooling baby
Ah-keep it cooling baby
Ah-keep it cooling baby
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