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What are the most lewd lyrics you've ever heard or read?

Posted on 10/10/14 at 11:23 am
Posted by saint amant steve
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2008
5695 posts
Posted on 10/10/14 at 11:23 am
I like to think of myself as an advocate of freedom of speech and freedom of expression, particularly within the arts. I'm also a staunch opponent of the Parental Warning labels on album covers.

With that being said...for the first time in my life I read some lyrics that truly made me sick to my stomach.

I have listened to metal and hardcore rap in various capacities for many years. Consequently, my tolerance for 'obscene material' is pretty damn high. However, I finally decided to check out the lyrics to Cannibal Corpse's album Tomb of the Mutilated and I was shocked to say the least.

Warning: Not for the faint of heart.

An example of what I consider to be distasteful 'poetry' with no artistic merit is the song "Necropedophile". I only quote the opening stanza because I'm not sure the rest of the song is suitable for posting.

quote:

I was once a man before I transformed
into this molester, freshly deceased children
You have born, torn by my rape
The dead are not safe, the lifeless child corpse
I will violate


It's a damn shame that this is so abhorrent because Cannibal Corpse's musicianship is some of the absolute best in the death metal genre (a subgenre of metal filled with virtuosic and classically-trained musicians).

What's most amusing about all of this is that the guttural vocals are so incoherent that it's almost impossible to understand the lyrics without actually reading them.

What's the worst you've heard?
This post was edited on 10/10/14 at 11:32 am
Posted by HeadyBrosevelt
the Verde River
Member since Jan 2013
21591 posts
Posted on 10/10/14 at 11:26 am to
I was going to post some rap but

quote:

into this molester, freshly deceased children


Takes the cake
Posted by REG861
Ocelot, Iowa
Member since Oct 2011
38388 posts
Posted on 10/10/14 at 11:27 am to
GG Allin (RIP) - Expose yourself to Kids

LINK
Posted by CaptainPanic
18.44311,-64.764021
Member since Sep 2011
25582 posts
Posted on 10/10/14 at 11:31 am to
I once knew a **** whose real name was William
His primary concern, was making a million
Being the illest hustler, that the world ever seen
He used to frick movie stars and sniff coke in his dreams
A corrupted young mind, at the age of thirteen
**** never had a father and his mom was a fiend
She put the pipe down, but for every year she was sober
Her son's heart simultaneously grew colder
He started hanging out, selling bags in the projects
Checking the young chicks, looking for hit-and-run prospects
He was fascinated by material objects
But he understood money never bought respect
He built a reputation 'cause he could hustle and steal
But got locked once and didn't hesitate to squeal
So criminals he chilled with didn't think he was real
You see, me and **** like this have never been equal
I don't project my insecurities on other people
He fiended for props like addicts with pipes and needles
So he felt he had to prove to everyone he was evil
A feeble-minded young man with infinite potential
The product of a ghetto-bred capitalistic mental
Coincidentally dropped out of school to sell weed
Dancing with the devil, smoked until his eyes would bleed
But he was sick of selling trees and gave in to his greed

[Hook]
Everyone trying to be trife never face the consequences
You probably only did a month for minor offences
Ask a **** doing life if he had another chance
But then again there's always the wicked that knew in advance
Dance forever with the devil on a cold cell block
But that's what happens when you rape, murder and sell rock
Devils used to be gods angels that fell from the top
There's no diversity because we're burning in the melting pot

[Verse 2]
So Billy started robbing ****, anything he could do
To get his respect back, in the eyes of his crew
Starting fights over little shite, up on the block
Stepped up to selling mothers and brothers the crack rock
Working overtime for making money for the crack spot
Hit the jackpot and wanted to move up to cocaine
fulfilling the Scarface fantasy stuck in his brain
Tired of the block **** treating him the same
He wanted to be major like the cut-throats and the thugs
But when he tried to step to 'em, **** showed him no love
They told him any motherfricking coward can sell drugs
Any bitch **** with a gun can bust slugs
Any **** with a red shirt can front like a blood
Even Puffy smoked a motherfricker up in a club
But only a real thug can stab someone till they die
Standing in front of them, staring straight into their eyes
Billy realized that these men were well-guarded
And they wanted to test him before business started
Suggested raping a bitch to prove he was cold-hearted
So now he had a choice between going back to his life
Or making money with made men, up in the cife
His dreams about cars and ice made him agree
A hardcore **** is all he ever wanted to be
And so he met them Friday night at a quarter to three

[Hook]

[Verse 3]
They drove around the projects slow while it was raining
Smoking blunts, drinking and joking for entertainment
Until they saw a woman on the street walking alone
Three in the morning, coming back from work, on her way home
And so they quietly got out the car and followed her
Walking through the projects, the darkness swallowed her
They wrapped her shirt around her head and knocked her onto the floor
"This is it kid, now you got your chance to be raw."
So Billy yoked her up and grabbed the chick by the hair
And dragged her into a lobby that had nobody there
She struggled hard but they forced her to go up the stairs
They got to the roof and then held her down on the ground
Screaming, "Shut the frick up and stop moving around!"
The shirt covered her face, but she screamed and clawed
So Billy stomped on the bitch, 'til he broken her jaw
Them dirty bastards knew exactly what they were doing
They kicked her until they cracked her ribs and she stopped moving
Blood leaking through the cloth, she cried silently
And then they all proceeded to rape her violently
Billy was made to go first, but each of them took a turn
Ripping her up, and choking her until her throat burned
Her broken jaw mumbled for God but they weren't concerned
When they were done and she was lying bloody, broken and bruised
One of them **** pulled out a brand new twenty-two
They told him that she was a witness for what she'd gone through
And if he killed her he was guaranteed a spot in the crew
He thought about it for a minute, she was practically dead
And so he leaned over and put the gun right to her head

[Sample from "Survival of the Fittest" by Mobb Deep]
I'm falling and I can't turn back
I'm falling and I can't turn back

[Verse 4]
Right before he pulled the trigger, and ended her life
He thought about the cocaine with the platinum and ice
And he felt strong standing along with his new brothers
Cocked the gat to her head, and pulled back the shirt cover
But what he saw made him start to cringe and stutter
'Cause he was staring into the eyes of his own mother
She looked back at him and cried, 'cause he had forsaken her
She cried more painfully, than when they were raping her
His whole world stopped, he couldn't even contemplate
His corruption had successfully changed his fate
And he remembered how his mom used to come home late
Working hard for nothing, 'cause now what was he worth
He turned away from the woman that had once given him birth
And crying out to the sky 'cause he was lonely and scared
But only the devil responded, 'cause god wasn't there
And right then he knew what it was to be empty and cold
And so he jumped off the roof and died with no soul
They say death takes you to a better place but I doubt it
After that they killed his mother, and never spoke about it
And listen 'cause the story that I'm telling is true
'Cause I was there with Billy Jacobs and I raped his mom too
And now the devil follows me everywhere that I go
In fact, I'm sure he's standing among one of you at my shows
And every street cypher listening to little thugs flow
He could be standing right next to you, and you wouldn't know
The devil grows inside the hearts of the selfish and wicked
White, brown, yellow and black color is not restricted
You have a self-destructive destiny when you're inflicted
And you'll be one of god's children that fell from the top
There's no diversity because we're burning in the melting pot
So when the devil wants to dance with you, you better say never
Because a dance with the devil might last forever
Posted by Baloo
Formerly MDGeaux
Member since Sep 2003
49645 posts
Posted on 10/10/14 at 11:32 am to
TSOL's "frick the Dead" has gotta be on the list, though I think Cannibal Corpse is still the winner.
Posted by MountainTiger
The foot of Mt. Belzoni
Member since Dec 2008
14976 posts
Posted on 10/10/14 at 11:56 am to
This one doesn't even compare to some of these already posted. I was at a ZZ Top concert a few years ago and there was a shitty Skynyrd ripoff band opening for them called Blackberry Smoke. They sang a song that included this gem:
Skinny dippin' in the Chattahoochee
Got my fanger in yer sister's coochie
This post was edited on 10/10/14 at 11:59 am
Posted by Brosef Stalin
Member since Dec 2011
42619 posts
Posted on 10/10/14 at 12:19 pm to
What did you really expect from a band called Cannibal Corpse? All of their early albums have those type of lyrics. They've toned it down since Corpsegrinder joined the band.

You should also check out Anal count. "You Were too Ugly to Rape so I Beat the shite Out of You Instead" is a good place to start.
Posted by Boats n Hose
NOLA
Member since Apr 2011
37248 posts
Posted on 10/10/14 at 12:23 pm to
quote:

MountainTiger

I like blackberry smoke
Posted by TheFolker
Member since Aug 2011
5521 posts
Posted on 10/10/14 at 12:23 pm to
quote:

They've toned it down since Corpsegrinder joined the band.


This says it all really.
Posted by CheeseburgerEddie
Crimson Tide Fan Club
Member since Oct 2012
15574 posts
Posted on 10/10/14 at 12:25 pm to
I don't know what these bands are, but I guess corpsegrinder is the voice of reason?
Posted by Boats n Hose
NOLA
Member since Apr 2011
37248 posts
Posted on 10/10/14 at 12:26 pm to
Those lyrics are all terrible. And not just from disgusting standpoint.
Posted by Brosef Stalin
Member since Dec 2011
42619 posts
Posted on 10/10/14 at 12:29 pm to
Corpsegrinder is the new singer. Chris Barnes is the one who wrote those lyrics. He's in a band called Six Feet Under now.
Posted by HempHead
Big Sky Country
Member since Mar 2011
56774 posts
Posted on 10/10/14 at 12:30 pm to
Everything made by Anal count.
Posted by The Mick
Member since Oct 2010
45199 posts
Posted on 10/10/14 at 12:41 pm to
Yea, uh that's not very lewd tbh. That song could be on regular radio nowadays.
Posted by saint amant steve
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2008
5695 posts
Posted on 10/10/14 at 12:42 pm to
quote:

What did you really expect from a band called Cannibal Corpse? All of their early albums have those type of lyrics.


I'm well-aware of the notoriety that Cannibal Corpse has received from their album covers and gore-filled lyrics. However, even upon reviewing the song titles (e.g. "I Cum Blood) I never imagined it would be that grotesque.

When you look at "Hammer Smashed Face" its actually not too over-the-top and does a decent job at examining the impulse that a killer might endure during the act of murder.

Songs that deal with the occult have never bothered me and I often dismiss misogynistic lyrics as being the product of ignorance and lack of education. However, these are pretty intelligent musicians who are writing this shite.

Posted by Burt Reynolds
Monterey, CA
Member since Jul 2008
24826 posts
Posted on 10/10/14 at 12:42 pm to
Immortal Technique was the first thing that came to my mind as well

Posted by Brosef Stalin
Member since Dec 2011
42619 posts
Posted on 10/10/14 at 12:45 pm to
Their lyrics are the musical equivalent of a horror movie. If Saw or Friday the 13th don't bother you then CC's lyrics shouldn't either.
Posted by MountainTiger
The foot of Mt. Belzoni
Member since Dec 2008
14976 posts
Posted on 10/10/14 at 2:08 pm to
quote:

I like blackberry smoke

Condolences.
Posted by danman6336
Member since Jan 2005
19554 posts
Posted on 10/10/14 at 2:13 pm to
It's baby killa season
Put 6 in the clip, put it up that clit
And watch them baby's brains
Drip out that fetus
Bleed, it's that **** that kill 'em
I'll fill 'em all full for that sicc reason
Season of da siccness broodin', got me trippin' for no reason

Guess what daddy's bringin' home for supper
**** nuts and guts and slabs of human meat, motherfricker
Now eat! Cause daddy's workin' hard for you, real, huh?
Killas run around everyday that's why I'm hard for you, ****!
Now eat!

Brotha Lynch Hung - Return of Da Baby Killa
This post was edited on 10/10/14 at 2:16 pm
Posted by CaptainPanic
18.44311,-64.764021
Member since Sep 2011
25582 posts
Posted on 10/10/14 at 2:16 pm to
It's a such a dark song. The lyrics may not be outrageous or gorey but the story it tells is rough.
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