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re: Kingbob Psychoanalysis Thread

Posted on 12/1/21 at 9:32 pm to
Posted by kingbob
Sorrento, LA
Member since Nov 2010
68428 posts
Posted on 12/1/21 at 9:32 pm to
quote:

Iron Maiden
Black Sabbath
Metallica
Machinehead
Lamb of God


You have a very large beard with a fair amount of grey in it. You may or may not have crowd-killed a small child in the pit at an all-ages show a few years back. You had a metal band back in the day that played shows in at least three states and sounded like arse because y'all didn't understand how to properly dial in your amps which were oversized for the venues you were playing.
Posted by kingbob
Sorrento, LA
Member since Nov 2010
68428 posts
Posted on 12/1/21 at 9:33 pm to
quote:

The Grateful Dead
Phish
The Chipmunks
Yoko Ono
Rush


You have, on many occasions, listened to The Shaggs unironically. As a result, you are never given the aux cord on road trips with friends or family.
This post was edited on 12/1/21 at 10:35 pm
Posted by kingbob
Sorrento, LA
Member since Nov 2010
68428 posts
Posted on 12/1/21 at 9:35 pm to
quote:

Built to Spill
Pavement
IDLES
Gourds
New Model Army


You try so hard to still be hip despite the fact that you're pushing middle-aged. Your budget for skinny jeans, flannel, and craft beer is more than my rent. At least you tip well.
This post was edited on 12/1/21 at 9:36 pm
Posted by Paul Allen
Montauk, NY
Member since Nov 2007
77242 posts
Posted on 12/1/21 at 10:08 pm to
The Who
The Doors
The Rolling Stones
Vampire Weekend
Muse
Posted by Boring
Member since Feb 2019
3792 posts
Posted on 12/1/21 at 10:25 pm to
quote:

You're in your late 30's and have fully recovered emotionally from your painful divorce from the first woman you ever had sex with. You fear your teenage/tween children are starting to grow distant from you, so you're already planning some kind of elaborate vacation with them to reconnect. This vacation will not go well.


This is…uh, oddly specific.
Posted by kingbob
Sorrento, LA
Member since Nov 2010
68428 posts
Posted on 12/1/21 at 10:33 pm to
quote:

The Who
The Doors
The Rolling Stones
Vampire Weekend
Muse



You used to listen almost exclusively to Eagle 98.1, but got hooked on "Knights of Cydonia" when you heard it while your daughter played Guitar Hero like 13 years ago. She also got you hooked on Vampire Weekend. You started out hating them, but now you can't get enough of the band. You've recently started wearing scarves with a newsboy hat
Posted by Bayouboogaloocrew
Dixie
Member since Jul 2013
4238 posts
Posted on 12/1/21 at 10:38 pm to
quote:

You have a very large beard with a fair amount of grey in it. You may or may not have crowd-killed a small child in the pit at an all-ages show a few years back. You had a metal band back in the day that played shows in at least three states and sounded like arse because y'all didn't understand how to properly dial in your amps which were oversized for the venues you were playing.


Spot on brother, except I didn’t crowd-kill the kid. He does walk with a limp though.
Posted by kingbob
Sorrento, LA
Member since Nov 2010
68428 posts
Posted on 12/1/21 at 10:40 pm to
quote:

Spot on brother, except I didn’t crowd-kill the kid. He does walk with a limp though


The little shite had it coming
Posted by kingbob
Sorrento, LA
Member since Nov 2010
68428 posts
Posted on 12/1/21 at 10:42 pm to
quote:

Radiohead
Beatles
Rolling Stones
Talking Heads
David Bowie



You're so much cooler and more cultured than everyone else. No one else appreciates the tortured artist inside of you despite your impeccable taste. You're so superior, that it's impossible for other people not to know it immediately upon speaking to you. They're just avoiding you because they have to avert their eyes from your brilliance and not because you're a total buzzkill pretentious douche or anything like that. Definitely not the reason.
Posted by kingbob
Sorrento, LA
Member since Nov 2010
68428 posts
Posted on 12/1/21 at 10:45 pm to
quote:

North Mississippi All Stars
Primus
Queens of the Stone Age
Megadeth
James Brown


You have a really hard time convincing people that you're not racist. You're not, but you just do a really bad job of explaining how you're not when people take your statements out of context. You may or may not be on a government watchlist.
Posted by kingbob
Sorrento, LA
Member since Nov 2010
68428 posts
Posted on 12/1/21 at 10:46 pm to
quote:

Stones
Rod Stewart and Faces
Willie, Waylon and the boys
Jack White
Southern rock


You have been arrested and sent to jail on charges of assault, battery, and drunk and disorderly conduct, but not convicted. You enjoy embarrassing your family members by dancing at cookouts and wearing holiday themed outfits. Opinions vary as to whether or not you wear them well.
This post was edited on 12/1/21 at 10:48 pm
Posted by wareaglepete
Lumon Industries
Member since Dec 2012
14356 posts
Posted on 12/1/21 at 10:55 pm to
Rush
The Police
Iron Maiden
Duran Duran
YES
Posted by TBubba
Not sure
Member since Sep 2007
1183 posts
Posted on 12/1/21 at 11:18 pm to
ELO
Beatles
Michael Jackson
Roger Miller
Waylon
Posted by UKWildcats
Lexington, KY
Member since Mar 2015
18138 posts
Posted on 12/2/21 at 2:14 am to
quote:

North Mississippi All Stars
Primus
Queens of the Stone Age
Megadeth
James Brown


I'd like to submit a change....Allman Brothers for NMSA. Still love the All Stars but don't know why ABB slipped my mind. fricking TGOAT
Posted by grizzlylongcut
Member since Sep 2021
12566 posts
Posted on 12/2/21 at 6:08 am to
2021 Spotify Top Artists

1. Turnpike Troubadours
2. Cody Jinks
3. Tyler Childers
4. Whiskey Myers
5. Whitey Morgan and the 78's
Posted by Cdawg
TigerFred's Living Room
Member since Sep 2003
60780 posts
Posted on 12/2/21 at 7:19 am to
quote:

The Grateful Dead
Phish
The Chipmunks
Yoko Ono
Rush

Drop the chipmunks and add Tool.
Posted by Cdawg
TigerFred's Living Room
Member since Sep 2003
60780 posts
Posted on 12/2/21 at 7:23 am to
I think kingbob has finally found his gift. Man you are killing it.
Posted by Zappas Stache
Utility Muffin Research Kitchen
Member since Apr 2009
40804 posts
Posted on 12/2/21 at 9:52 am to
quote:

Your budget for skinny jeans, flannel, and craft beer is more than my rent. At least you tip well.


Spot on!
This post was edited on 12/2/21 at 9:56 am
Posted by FredBear
Georgia
Member since Aug 2017
15942 posts
Posted on 12/2/21 at 11:01 am to
Things like this are too subjective to judge. A band I love may not mean shite to the next guy. Plus my top 5 may change from time to time based on my mood, if I had to make a tentative list right now it would probably be

Led Zepplin
Lynyrd Skynyrd
Allman Brothers
Mothers Finest
Van Halen

Next month a couple of those could change but the first 3 are pretty much etched in stone for me
Posted by Tackle74
Columbia, MO
Member since Mar 2012
5421 posts
Posted on 12/2/21 at 12:03 pm to
No one will care but:

Jinjer
Iron Maiden
Nemophila
Steely Dan
Pink Floyd

HM-Stevie Ray Vaughn
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