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Anybody want to help me write a Christmas song for next year?
Posted on 12/23/22 at 4:27 pm
Posted on 12/23/22 at 4:27 pm
I have a working title " If I got Weed For Christmas" (inspired by actual events) and I've got a couple of good opening lines I think like an early Elvis vibe.
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Posted on 12/23/22 at 5:15 pm to auggie
quote:
I have a working title " If I got Weed For Christmas"
I see you’ve already done the hard part.
Posted on 12/23/22 at 5:16 pm to shutterspeed
I like to do deep research about my writing subjects.This post was edited on 12/23/22 at 5:23 pm
Posted on 12/23/22 at 6:25 pm to auggie
Posted on 12/23/22 at 6:34 pm to SEClint
That's great, but I want this song to be more upbeat and happy, ya know. I just moved my lava lamp right over by the Christmas tree, things are about to get interesting on my new resonator gittar.
And I want it to be something you can dance to.
And I want it to be something you can dance to.
This post was edited on 12/25/22 at 1:46 pm
Posted on 12/23/22 at 6:48 pm to shutterspeed
quote:. . . And Tang For New Years, Why Do I Need You?
I have a working title " If I got Weed For Christmas . . ."
Feel free to shorten any way you like.
Posted on 12/25/22 at 12:23 am to auggie
Willie already did Little Dealer Boy.
quote:
I have no money in my coffer
No gold or silver do I bring
Nor have I precious jewels to offer
To celebrate the newborn King
Yet do not spurn my gift completely
O ye three wise men please demur
Behold a plant that smokes more sweetly
Than either Frankincense or Myrrh
And like the child born in this manger
This herb is mild yet it is strong
And it brings peace to friend and stranger
Good will to men lies in this bong
Posted on 12/25/22 at 2:34 am to auggie
quote:
If I got Weed For Christmas"
I think that is too obvious. Desquise that sentiment.....something like "Santa brought me Mexican oregano"....
Posted on 12/25/22 at 8:08 am to Zappas Stache
No reason to beat around the bush, so to speak. I'd rather just come out and tell it straight.
Posted on 12/25/22 at 3:25 pm to auggie
quote:
And I want it to be something you can dance to.
I think SEClint just lost interest.
This post was edited on 12/25/22 at 3:26 pm
Posted on 12/25/22 at 9:25 pm to auggie
Lyrics by OpenAI's ChatGPT.
Verse 1:
I'm feeling happy, it's Christmas time
I'm surrounded by love, it's all mine
I'm singing and dancing, I'm feeling alive
But all I really need is someone to thrive
Chorus:
If I got weed for Christmas, that would be enough
If I got weed for Christmas, it would be more than enough
Verse 2:
I'm feeling excited, I can't shake this feeling
I'm rocking around the Christmas tree, I'm reeling
I'm feeling the holiday spirit, I'm feeling just fine
But all I really need is someone to shine
Chorus:
If I got weed for Christmas, that would be enough
If I got weed for Christmas, it would be more than enough
Verse 3:
I'm feeling happy, I can't take this anymore
I'm letting go of my fears, I'm feeling more
I'm soaking up the moment, I'm feeling free
But all I really need is someone to be
Chorus:
If I got weed for Christmas, that would be enough
If I got weed for Christmas, it would be more than enough
Bridge:
Let's dance and sing, let's celebrate
It's Christmas time, it's time to appreciate
All the love that surrounds us, all the joy we share
If I got weed for Christmas, I'd have everything I need
Verse 1:
I'm feeling happy, it's Christmas time
I'm surrounded by love, it's all mine
I'm singing and dancing, I'm feeling alive
But all I really need is someone to thrive
Chorus:
If I got weed for Christmas, that would be enough
If I got weed for Christmas, it would be more than enough
Verse 2:
I'm feeling excited, I can't shake this feeling
I'm rocking around the Christmas tree, I'm reeling
I'm feeling the holiday spirit, I'm feeling just fine
But all I really need is someone to shine
Chorus:
If I got weed for Christmas, that would be enough
If I got weed for Christmas, it would be more than enough
Verse 3:
I'm feeling happy, I can't take this anymore
I'm letting go of my fears, I'm feeling more
I'm soaking up the moment, I'm feeling free
But all I really need is someone to be
Chorus:
If I got weed for Christmas, that would be enough
If I got weed for Christmas, it would be more than enough
Bridge:
Let's dance and sing, let's celebrate
It's Christmas time, it's time to appreciate
All the love that surrounds us, all the joy we share
If I got weed for Christmas, I'd have everything I need
Posted on 12/25/22 at 9:45 pm to TAMU-93
quote:
Lyrics by OpenAI's ChatGPT.
Welp, that's pretty awful.
I was thinking of something with a sort of Return To Sender feel
something like..
If I got weed for Christmas
what a holiday it would be
if I found ...a quarter pound
underneath the tree
I'd call Santa on the phone
try to save him a trip
I'd say forget about that G.I. Joe
with the Kung Foo grip
forget that new Play Station
and the mountain bike
coz somebody really loves me
and knew just what I like
If I got weed for Christmas
If I got weed for Christmas...
This post was edited on 12/25/22 at 10:25 pm
Posted on 12/25/22 at 10:32 pm to auggie
Chat bot gave you a horrible song so you would have the courage to post your own. And that's the real meaning of Christmas.
Posted on 12/25/22 at 11:01 pm to TAMU-93
Hopin somebody might wanna add to it.
Posted on 12/26/22 at 12:22 am to auggie
If we got weed for Christmas,
(maybe pieces of these together somehow)
All the elves could get high,
and a tokin Santa wouldn't be munching alone.
.
.
.
We'd joke of spiced sugar plum seasoning,
twisting up by magical (little) fingers.
.
.
.
And laugh at a crashed Uncle Jim,
who found the pixie dust left out for the Mrs's.
.
.
.
On Dasher, on Dancer, on Prancer, and Vixen,
Sniff some Comet, with Cupid, Donner and Blitzen
.
.
.
And a Merry Christmas to all.
and to all a good night of tokin.
(maybe pieces of these together somehow)
All the elves could get high,
and a tokin Santa wouldn't be munching alone.
.
.
.
We'd joke of spiced sugar plum seasoning,
twisting up by magical (little) fingers.
.
.
.
And laugh at a crashed Uncle Jim,
who found the pixie dust left out for the Mrs's.
.
.
.
On Dasher, on Dancer, on Prancer, and Vixen,
Sniff some Comet, with Cupid, Donner and Blitzen
.
.
.
And a Merry Christmas to all.
and to all a good night of tokin.
This post was edited on 12/26/22 at 1:18 am
Posted on 12/26/22 at 2:35 pm to LSU Jax
quote:
quote:
And I want it to be something you can dance to.
I think SEClint just lost interest.
We might be giving Clint too much shite, he's probably very popular at the old woman dance schools down at the strip malls.
Posted on 12/27/22 at 12:56 am to auggie
If you're looking for songs to rip-off conceptually:
Devin the Dude - Doobie Ashtray, I Can't Quit
Afroman - Colt 45, Because I got High
Sublime - Smoke Two Joints
Devin the Dude - Doobie Ashtray, I Can't Quit
Afroman - Colt 45, Because I got High
Sublime - Smoke Two Joints
Posted on 12/27/22 at 6:44 am to auggie
I got the weed for Christmas
but my brother is sober
I got stoned
he got to bone
(long pause).....the turkey!
but my brother is sober
I got stoned
he got to bone
(long pause).....the turkey!
This post was edited on 12/27/22 at 6:45 am
Posted on 12/27/22 at 8:59 am to auggie
You've definitely come to the right place, my friend.
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