You Are in George Costanza's Shoes...Would you Have Grabbed That Eclair?

Would I personally? No, because there's really no reason to there and I don't really eat many sweets.

However, if I was George Costanza, then yes but I would have been smarter about it. His prime mistake was having his back turned. He checked for liquids or other garbage around and saw it was clear, that's good. But what he should have done was face the door so if caught he could play it off like he dropped something in there accidentally, or was placing some trash in there without wanting to get the bag too messy. When he brought it out of the top of the can, he should've then moved to the other side of the kitchen out of view of the main entrance that Mrs. Enright comes in. Woof it down in two bites, crumble the wrapper in hand to dispose, and no one's the wiser.

Not sure about the eclair, But the bigger question is:

Would you take the tip you just put in the jar back out so you could put it back in when the clerk was watching you?

You my friend have crossed the line between man and bum

Adjacent to refuse is refuse

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Adjacent to refuse is refuse

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But it was hovering...like an angel.

(I would have let it lie...!)