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worst TV intro?

Posted on 6/7/18 at 2:25 pm
Posted by GEAUXT
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Posted on 6/7/18 at 2:25 pm
It has to be Star Trek Enterprise

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Posted by Fewer Kilometers
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Posted on 6/7/18 at 2:31 pm to
Posted by mizzoubuckeyeiowa
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Posted on 6/7/18 at 2:48 pm to
The first one I thought of was Small Wonder

Small Wonder

The song sucks...in fact, you can't stand listening to it twice.

The Dad just sits on the grass at work eating his lunch and smiling at the camera.

The Mom is doing her Mom stuff, cooking in the kitchen smiling at the camera.

The kid does the cliche, doesn't want to get out of bed thing.

And then this creepy kid serves (presumably) her parents breakfast in bed and smiles and then frowns.

You have no idea what this show is about except it's the most generic cliche-ridden boring doesn't tell you anything about the show intro.
Posted by CAD703X
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Posted on 6/7/18 at 2:52 pm to
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worst TV intro?


EVERY HBO SHOW

i swear the intros to every single tv series they make has at least a 3 minute intro.
Posted by Sasquatch Smash
Member since Nov 2007
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Posted on 6/7/18 at 2:55 pm to
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It has to be Star Trek Enterprise


This was my immediate thought whenever I read the thread title. That normal intro with the ballad-rock singer is bad.
Posted by Goldrush25
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Posted on 6/7/18 at 2:56 pm to
The intro to "Jerry," the pilot that Jerry Seinfeld and George wrote in season 4. Intro was horrible.
Posted by EyeTwentyNole
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Posted on 6/7/18 at 2:59 pm to
Posted by ShootingsBricks4Life
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Posted on 6/7/18 at 3:25 pm to
Man, Leah looks pretty meh in that intro. I forgot about that Star Trek intro.....wow
Posted by VoxDawg
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Posted on 6/7/18 at 3:26 pm to
Young Sheldon's 10 second blurb is pretty bad.
Posted by Scoob
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Posted on 6/7/18 at 3:31 pm to
quote:

EVERY HBO SHOW

i swear the intros to every single tv series they make has at least a 3 minute intro.

This actually is a reason I quit watching Westworld

The intro just plods and drags along. That's fine when you're excited to watch the show, but as that started becoming slow and boring too, it was just too much.
Posted by supatigah
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Posted on 6/7/18 at 3:42 pm to
Posted by IllegalPete
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Posted on 6/7/18 at 7:26 pm to
Pretty much any intro that is long.

Shameless and Homeland both suck,go on for several minutes.

Billions is great, it is like 10 seconds.
This post was edited on 6/7/18 at 7:27 pm
Posted by Loungefly85
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Posted on 6/7/18 at 7:33 pm to
Justified is cringe worthy.
Posted by Uncle Gunnysack
Member since Apr 2016
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Posted on 6/7/18 at 10:03 pm to
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Justified is cringe worthy.


yea that ones bad. That 70s show screaming intro annoys the heck out of me. Reminds of the old "cleveland rocks" intro to drew carey.
Posted by BoostAddict
Member since Jun 2007
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Posted on 6/7/18 at 10:10 pm to
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EVERY HBO SHOW



Except The Sopranos. That was awesome.
Posted by ohiovol
Member since Jan 2010
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Posted on 6/7/18 at 10:22 pm to
Every time I heard the Weeds intro I contemplated murder.
Posted by Jackie Chan
Japan?
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Posted on 6/8/18 at 1:17 am to
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Small Wonder 



If you think the intro is bad, try watching the actual show.
Posted by BowlJackson
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Member since Sep 2013
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Posted on 6/8/18 at 1:58 am to
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This was my immediate thought whenever I read the thread title. That normal intro with the ballad-rock singer is bad.


I hated it at first. The sound of it is just totally out of place for a series like that, but once you actually listen to it and hear how fitting the lyrics are it grows on you a bit (still sucks though because it sounds so bad)
Posted by Wolf
Member since Sep 2005
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Posted on 6/8/18 at 6:06 am to
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Justified is cringe worthy.


It's not great. Especially since it really doesn't fit the tone of the show at all. It's far from the the worst though because it is mercifully short at 30 seconds and the last line and banjo riff are actually kind of good.
This post was edited on 6/8/18 at 6:07 am
Posted by Ace Midnight
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Member since Dec 2006
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Posted on 6/8/18 at 9:20 am to
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Star Trek Enterprise


Meh. I liked it.
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