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re: Worst James Bond movie?

Posted on 2/20/13 at 10:40 am to
Posted by RollTide1987
Baltimore, MD
Member since Nov 2009
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Posted on 2/20/13 at 10:40 am to
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But being that moonraker was not a Bond flick but poorly done british vaudville it ranks #1 for me. Lots of good contendors for #2 though.


Moonraker was a poor attempt at cashing in on the success of Star Wars. When the end credits rolled on the 1977 release of The Spy Who Loved Me, the end title read: "James Bond will return in For Your Eyes Only." When the producers saw the success of Star Wars they decided to delay For Your Eyes Only and do a James Bond in space movie.

Posted by yurintroubl
Dallas, Tx.
Member since Apr 2008
30192 posts
Posted on 2/20/13 at 10:46 am to
Moonraker
Die Another Day
Quantum of Solace

In that order.
Posted by Geauxld Finger
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2005
32601 posts
Posted on 2/20/13 at 10:49 am to
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Quantum of Solace


bond movies are based a lot on their villain. i guess the newness of this one kinda jades me from thinking it was a giant piece of shite. The "bad guy" was a complete useless pussy though.

I also was dissatisfied with Roger Moore as bond on the whole. I hated his quote downing Daniel Craig as Bond, saying Bond should be more debonair and suave than a gritty action star. Roger Moore needs to STFU
Posted by BigAppleTiger
New York City
Member since Dec 2008
11052 posts
Posted on 2/20/13 at 11:02 am to
I'm really not getting all the hate for Die Another Day. I thought the opening scene was great and the premise of the N. Korean villain was interesting.
I also thought that Toby Stephens was one of the more interesting actors to play a Bond villain. I was surprised to find out he's Maggie Smith's son, but I felt he was a little bit electric in the role. Overall not the best Bond effort, but far from the worst IMO. If you're upset about invisible car technology and surfing glaciers you're better off watching the Quantam of Solace and Skyfall, which might as well have been the British Bourne IMO.
Posted by BottomlandBrew
Member since Aug 2010
30006 posts
Posted on 2/20/13 at 11:13 am to
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Are you guys ignoring the Timothy Dalton ones? Man those have to be the biggest stinkers of all time.

Licensed to Kill and The Living Daylights makes Quantum of Solace look like an Oscar winner.


I actually really enjoy License to Kill. The Living Daylights not so much, but still not the worst.

Die Another Day is my least favorite.

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Moonraker. Such an awful Bond movie.

I don't even need to think about it. And this is coming from a big sci-fi fan too.

Bond in space? Really?


I enjoy Moonraker. It's so out there it's funny. Plus it gave us the Moonraker laser, which would later become a great weapon in Goldeneye 64.
Posted by REG861
Ocelot, Iowa
Member since Oct 2011
38223 posts
Posted on 2/20/13 at 11:32 am to
Diamonds are forever is awful, should get more criticism. Cheaply made crap with a terrible leading lady, terrible villain, cheesy everything. Dated as hell. At least the song was good
This post was edited on 2/20/13 at 11:35 am
Posted by FairhopeTider
Fairhope, Alabama
Member since May 2012
22816 posts
Posted on 2/20/13 at 12:54 pm to
I'm too lazy to google but does the story in the novel Moonraker vary enough from the movie to do a movie from that?
Posted by Master of Sinanju
Member since Feb 2012
12172 posts
Posted on 2/20/13 at 12:59 pm to
The novel is completely different.
Posted by FairhopeTider
Fairhope, Alabama
Member since May 2012
22816 posts
Posted on 2/20/13 at 1:05 pm to
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I'm really not getting all the hate for Die Another Day


DAD was campy and over the top. That's not what a Bond movie should be. Everything from the Ice Palace, to the invisible car, to the terrible dialogue. It was a few shades of neon away from being Batman & Robin. It would not have shocked me to see Mr. Freeze make an appearance at the Ice Palace.
Posted by REG861
Ocelot, Iowa
Member since Oct 2011
38223 posts
Posted on 2/20/13 at 1:20 pm to
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quote:
I'm really not getting all the hate for Die Another Day


DAD was campy and over the top. That's not what a Bond movie should be. Everything from the Ice Palace, to the invisible car, to the terrible dialogue. It was a few shades of neon away from being Batman & Robin. It would not have shocked me to see Mr. Freeze make an appearance at the Ice Palace.


Just watch this LINK
Posted by BigAppleTiger
New York City
Member since Dec 2008
11052 posts
Posted on 2/20/13 at 2:17 pm to
There are two point I agree with that give his argument some creedence:

1. Halle Berry's bad acting and dialogue
2. Over the top CGI and tidal wave surfing


There are two points I don't agree with that invalidate his argument for me:

1.He lists The World Is Not Enough as one of the franchise's successes
2. He posits that Madonna's Die Another Day is the worst theme song while giving no mention of the atrocity that is Aha's The Living Daylights.


All in all I still stand by my feeling that this is far from the best Bond film and also far from the worst.
Posted by Major Dutch Schaefer
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Posted on 2/20/13 at 4:50 pm to
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Posted by Willie Stroker
Member since Sep 2008
16765 posts
Posted on 2/20/13 at 6:14 pm to
Moonraker
A View to a Kill
Die Another Day
Posted by Crimsonpanther13
Somewhere in Avoyelles Parish
Member since Oct 2008
7346 posts
Posted on 2/20/13 at 7:39 pm to
All of them except Casino Royale.
Posted by Bankshot
Member since Jun 2006
5410 posts
Posted on 2/20/13 at 9:04 pm to
I really liked License to Kill as well. It's a darker Bond film, but a welcome change of pace from Roger Moore. I liked theme song as well.

For me, A View to a Kill was the worst.
Posted by JabarkusRussell
Member since Jul 2009
15825 posts
Posted on 2/23/13 at 11:19 pm to
Goldfinger...just kidding Die Another Day. What's the board's opinion on the one with Del Toro? I watched the Bond doc and they said it was panned because it was too dark but I thought it looked interesting.
This post was edited on 2/23/13 at 11:20 pm
Posted by la_birdman
Northern GA via Lake Charles
Member since Feb 2005
32143 posts
Posted on 2/23/13 at 11:22 pm to
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For Your Eyes Only is one of the best Bond films.



Completely agree. It's my favorite one followed very closely by The Spy Who Loved Me.
Posted by Ace Midnight
Between sanity and madness
Member since Dec 2006
95835 posts
Posted on 2/23/13 at 11:39 pm to
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Die Another Day is right up there


Yeah, I'm with this crowd.

I didn't like View to a Kill, but the Walkenage was strong and it grew on me over the years.

Man With the Golden Gun, despite Lee and Villechaize, is pretty bad as well.
Posted by Titus Pullo
MTDGA
Member since Feb 2011
28567 posts
Posted on 2/23/13 at 11:42 pm to
Die Another Day is terrible and they keep playing it on Showtime.
Posted by WhoDats10
Member since Dec 2012
1580 posts
Posted on 2/24/13 at 12:00 am to
i DAD is the most unrealistic, but very fun to watch, graves was a great villain. lazenby sucked and roger moores sucked too, he was better in saint
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