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re: Will Smith did not truly slap Chris Rock, it was totally staged.

Posted on 3/29/22 at 3:15 pm to
Posted by Walking the Earth
Member since Feb 2013
17390 posts
Posted on 3/29/22 at 3:15 pm to
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The price increase is on the secondary market.

Which he doesn't see a dime of.



Nah, it's all part of the plan.

Chris Rock bought all of the tickets to his own show before the Oscars so he could scalp them later.

Always trust the OT imports to see through the bullshite.
This post was edited on 3/29/22 at 3:16 pm
Posted by Shexter
Prairieville
Member since Feb 2014
19186 posts
Posted on 3/29/22 at 3:15 pm to
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secondary market

True, but let's see how much tickets increase for his future shows.
Posted by Fun Bunch
New Orleans
Member since May 2008
128021 posts
Posted on 3/29/22 at 3:17 pm to
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True


Alright so your whole post was completely wrong then?
Posted by StrongOffer
Member since Sep 2020
6393 posts
Posted on 3/29/22 at 3:19 pm to
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Always, always follow the money.
How exactly do you think that conversation went? Those 2 are not friends. You think his publicist was like, "Um Chris to increase your sales on your next tour, we're gonna get Will Smith to slap you on stage at the Oscars. But not as a joke, he's gonna curse at you and completely embarrass himself and you." Seems possible
Posted by tigerpimpbot
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Member since Nov 2011
68804 posts
Posted on 3/29/22 at 3:20 pm to
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don't care


If it was staged, DGAF. If it wasn’t staged, DGAF
Posted by SoFla Tideroller
South Florida
Member since Apr 2010
39122 posts
Posted on 3/29/22 at 3:22 pm to
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Posted by Green Chili Tiger
Lurking the Tin Foil Hat Board
Member since Jul 2009
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Posted on 3/29/22 at 3:37 pm to
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rebeloke





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#1 Will Smith slowly walked up on the stage

1.1 Chris Rock would have keep a distance from him if it were not staged
1.1 Chris had plenty of time to get away but stayed in place

#2 Will Smith slowly drew his hand back at length.

2.1 If he had truly slapped from that distance several things ensue
2,1.1 Chris Rock would be on the floor
2.1.2 Rock would at that point took off running but again stayed in place
2.2 Chris showed no trauma from the slap, one side of his face would be noticeably red or effected by the slap but was not

#3 The sound did not match a slap to the face

3.1 The slap to the face is a high pitch noise but the sound was a thud
3.2 The sound did not match the strike in sequence, it was off from when you would expect the sound



Posted by skrayper
21-0 Asterisk Drive
Member since Nov 2012
34442 posts
Posted on 3/29/22 at 3:46 pm to
Did you stage this with the dead horse you're smacking around?
Posted by LSUJuicer
Member since Jan 2013
3875 posts
Posted on 3/29/22 at 3:47 pm to
Everyone one is now dumber for having read your post. I reward you no points and may god have mercy on your soul.
Posted by JDPndahizzy
JDP
Member since Nov 2013
6918 posts
Posted on 3/29/22 at 3:49 pm to
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#3 The sound did not match a slap to the face

3.1 The slap to the face is a high pitch noise but the sound was a thud
3.2 The sound did not match the strike in sequence, it was off from when you would expect the sound


That's an old wrastlin move!
Posted by DirtyDawg
President of the East Cobb Snobs
Member since Aug 2013
15551 posts
Posted on 3/29/22 at 3:59 pm to
The people claiming it was fake all fail so hard.


Use 5% of your brain and you'll quickly see it's not fake.
Posted by Fewer Kilometers
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2007
37925 posts
Posted on 3/29/22 at 4:09 pm to
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Will Smith did not truly slap Chris Rock, it was totally staged.
You're an idiot.
Posted by jatilen
Member since May 2020
13608 posts
Posted on 3/29/22 at 4:18 pm to
Will fake slapping a kid at a promo event.....nothing to see here
Posted by Arksulli
Fayetteville
Member since Aug 2014
26767 posts
Posted on 3/29/22 at 4:19 pm to
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if you think that a grown man would agree to let another one slap the shite out of him and NOT respond, you're an idiot. there's no amount of money in the world that's worth the entire planet thinking your a pussy.




I now see why pro wrestling was able to keep such a strong hold on folks for such a long period of time. I don't know if the slap was a work or not but for the right amount of money I'd absolutely let Will Smith hit me with a sissy slap. Folks like you would just be having hissy fits and I would have a nice pay day.
Posted by GeauxTigerTM
Member since Sep 2006
30596 posts
Posted on 3/29/22 at 4:25 pm to
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for the right amount of money


Assuming you're worth what Chris Rock is worth, how much money would it take to have Will Smith embarrass you in front of the world, making you the butt of jokes for the rest of your career?

I happen to think Jim Carey is a lunatic, but he's right on this one. He was interviewed yesterday and said that he understood why Rock didn't press charges at the time, but had it been him he'd have sued him Monday morning for $200,000,000 because that video will never go away.

No one walks away looking good here.
Posted by SCLSUMuddogs
Baton Rouge
Member since Feb 2010
8139 posts
Posted on 3/29/22 at 4:40 pm to
Two things:

1. Zoom in and put it in slow motion and Chris rocks face jiggles like a fat kid at a pizza party

2. Who has anything to gain from this being a staged event?

Staged events and conspiracies are only real when the conspirator has something to gain. If you want to say "they" were trying to get more people watching the Oscars, then why didn't this happen with some time left in the oscars? By the time I saw the slap and tuned in they were giving away the final award of the night.

I get we're living in a world where everyone like to call bullshite on everything, but this being a conspiracy doesn't make sense.

Will Smith has been openly cucked and called out about it for the last 2 years. This was supposed to be his big night and someone made a Jada joke which brought up all of his insecurities and he lost it momentarily. That makes a lot more sense to me than the "elites" staging a slap to do some nefarious thing.
Posted by SCLSUMuddogs
Baton Rouge
Member since Feb 2010
8139 posts
Posted on 3/29/22 at 4:44 pm to
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True, but let's see how much tickets increase for his future shows.


If you read the internet it would seem that a majority are calling Chris an a-hole for hurting someone with Alopecia. So I'm not sure his ticket sales are going to get a spike from this.

To that end, it's ridiculous that anyone is taking Will Smith's side. Chris Rock is a standup comedian. We can't allow comics to get smacked every time they say something offensive
Posted by Green Chili Tiger
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Member since Jul 2009
50497 posts
Posted on 3/29/22 at 4:47 pm to
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1. Zoom in and put it in slow motion and Chris rocks face jiggles like a fat kid at a pizza party



I find it hilarious that we've let the "it was staged" crowd manipulate us into breaking this down like the Zapruder film.
Posted by SCLSUMuddogs
Baton Rouge
Member since Feb 2010
8139 posts
Posted on 3/29/22 at 4:56 pm to
If you look closely you'll see his head goes back, and to the right.
Posted by Green Chili Tiger
Lurking the Tin Foil Hat Board
Member since Jul 2009
50497 posts
Posted on 3/29/22 at 4:57 pm to
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If you look closely you'll see his head goes back, and to the right.
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