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White Men Can't Jump (1992)

Posted on 6/22/22 at 11:53 am
Posted by LSUDVM1999
North Carolina
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Posted on 6/22/22 at 11:53 am
I watched this last night for the first time since I can't remember when on Tubi. fricking classic flick with Woody Harrelson and Wesley Snipes. I can't stand Rosie Perez but luckily the rest of the movie is so entertaining I can overlook her presence.


" You're momma's so fat she fell down, broke her leg and gravy poured out."
Posted by JDPndahizzy
JDP
Member since Nov 2013
6440 posts
Posted on 6/22/22 at 11:57 am to
I watch it every time it comes on

But I love me some Rosie

Posted by Doublebagger
Member since Mar 2021
960 posts
Posted on 6/22/22 at 12:14 pm to
I watched the other day on tubi. It is funny. Good movie. Josie perez is gorgeous in the film.

I didnt know it but Wesley and Woody both played sports together when they were in HS. They yave a history before theye ever started making movies.

Posted by Nutriaitch
Montegut
Member since Apr 2008
7524 posts
Posted on 6/22/22 at 12:24 pm to
quote:

" You're momma's so fat she fell down, broke her leg and gravy poured out."


"F*uck you, your mother's an astronaut"
Posted by MrFreakinMiyagi
Reseda
Member since Feb 2007
18961 posts
Posted on 6/22/22 at 12:28 pm to
Love WMCJ

Great idea: sequel
Bad idea: reboot

Guess which one we’re gonna get.
Posted by mizzoubuckeyeiowa
Member since Nov 2015
35503 posts
Posted on 6/22/22 at 12:32 pm to
Obligatory...
Posted by texn
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Member since Nov 2019
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Posted on 6/22/22 at 12:35 pm to
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I didnt know it but Wesley and Woody both played sports together when they were in HS.


Umm, was their coach married to Kurt Russell?
Posted by CocomoLSU
Inside your dome.
Member since Feb 2004
150723 posts
Posted on 6/22/22 at 12:45 pm to
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Umm, was their coach married to Kurt Russell?

I was about to say, they played football together at least.

quote:

"F*uck you, your mother's an astronaut"

My mother's too drunk to be an astronaut.



Great, great movie that still holds up today. It's just a simple, tight story with solid acting. And actually has soem decent basketball in it too.

Man, every time I see the scene where Billy HO tells Sidney to pull over at the goal so he can dunk, it makes me cringe. I can't imagine being that much of a degenerate.

If you pay attention to all the shite Billy says during their very first bet (the threes from the top of the key), it's pretty hilarious.
This post was edited on 6/22/22 at 12:46 pm
Posted by Jay Are
Baton Rouge
Member since Nov 2014
4841 posts
Posted on 6/22/22 at 12:45 pm to
quote:

can't stand Rosie Perez


Well that's crazy
Posted by Nutriaitch
Montegut
Member since Apr 2008
7524 posts
Posted on 6/22/22 at 12:48 pm to
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Billy HO


knew a guy named Billy that bore a slight resemblance to Woody Harrelson.

needless to say his name became Billy Ho after we saw this movie.

the Billy we knew absolutely SUCKED at basketball though.
Posted by H-Town Tiger
Member since Nov 2003
59104 posts
Posted on 6/22/22 at 12:48 pm to
quote:

can't stand Rosie Perez Well that's crazy


I don’t agree with him but I can see it, her voice is annoying AF and her character in this movie is a huge wet blanket, she does have a great rack though
Posted by LSUDVM1999
North Carolina
Member since Aug 2010
2083 posts
Posted on 6/22/22 at 12:49 pm to
quote:

Well that's crazy


I have no issues at all with her body. It's her voice. If she was written in the script as a mute, problem solved for me.
Posted by BuckyCheese
Member since Jan 2015
49249 posts
Posted on 6/22/22 at 1:02 pm to
Her voice is the cure for a 4 hour hard on.
Posted by CocomoLSU
Inside your dome.
Member since Feb 2004
150723 posts
Posted on 6/22/22 at 1:06 pm to
quote:

knew a guy named Billy that bore a slight resemblance to Woody Harrelson.

needless to say his name became Billy Ho after we saw this movie.

the Billy we knew absolutely SUCKED at basketball though.


What's funny is I think it's Billy Hoyle, but they just never say "Hoyle." it's always just Billy HO!
Posted by CocomoLSU
Inside your dome.
Member since Feb 2004
150723 posts
Posted on 6/22/22 at 1:06 pm to
quote:

Her voice is the cure for a 4 hour hard on.


I don't know, it's pretty nice when her voice says "I wanna frick."
Posted by Saint Alfonzo
Member since Jan 2019
22164 posts
Posted on 6/22/22 at 1:12 pm to
quote:

I can't stand Rosie Perez

Rosie was at her finest in this movie.
Posted by Byrdybyrd05
Member since Nov 2014
25712 posts
Posted on 6/22/22 at 1:13 pm to
Nah nah this ain’t Raymond lol
Posted by whiskey over ice
Member since Sep 2020
3259 posts
Posted on 6/22/22 at 1:28 pm to
I’d give her my quahog, if you catch my drift
Posted by boxcarbarney
Above all things, be a man
Member since Jul 2007
22732 posts
Posted on 6/22/22 at 4:16 pm to
You got that Z in your 'fro! Hey man, what are you, the Black Zorro?
Posted by Byrdybyrd05
Member since Nov 2014
25712 posts
Posted on 6/22/22 at 4:23 pm to
I love how they were fighting in the living room and they all stopped when the Lakers shot at the buzzer and everybody was like damn when he missed it lol
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