What's your favorite Patrick Bateman quote?

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Everything failed to subdue me. Soon everything seemed dull: another sunrise, the lives of heroes, falling in love, war, the discoveries people made about each other. The only thing that didn't bore me, obviously enough, was how much money Tim Price made, and yet in its obviousness it did. There wasn't a clear, identifiable emotion within me, except for greed and, possibly, total disgust. I had all the characteristics of a human being - flesh, blood, skin, hair - but my depersonalization was so intense, had gone so deep, that the normal ability to feel compassion had been eradicated, the victim of a slow, purposeful erasure. I was simply imitating reality, a rough resemblance of a human being, with only a dim corner of my mind functioning. Something horrible was happening and yet I couldn't figure out why - I couldn't put my finger on it.

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All it comes down to is this: I feel like shite but look great.

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Is she saying "bleechey"? Hahahahah.....OH MY GOD!!!!

Well, we have to end apartheid for one. And slow down the nuclear arms race, stop terrorism and world hunger. We have to provide food and shelter for the homeless, and oppose racial discrimination and promote civil rights, while also promoting equal rights for women. We have to encourage a return to traditional moral values. Most importantly, we have to promote general social concern and less materialism in young people.

Bateman [internal monologue]: Look at that subtle off-white coloring. The tasteful thickness of it. Oh my God..it even has a watermark.
(Bateman seethes)

Carruthers: Something wrong? ...Patrick? You're sweating.

That's the best one to me.

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Look at that subtle off-white coloring. The tasteful thickness of it. Oh my God..it even has a watermark.

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This

"Not quite blonde, are you?"