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re: Underrated movie scene/line that makes you laugh
Posted on 12/4/23 at 9:58 am to SlowFlowPro
Posted on 12/4/23 at 9:58 am to SlowFlowPro
quote:
The GOAT
I like it when Bill Murray is in a therapy session with the kid trying to put shapes of certain colors together in a puzzle (I think):
Bill Murray: "What are you going to do with that red one?"
Kid puts it in the wrong spot
Bill Murray: "Fascinating"
Posted on 12/4/23 at 10:21 am to 9BREES9
From Outlaw Josey Wales:
Bounty Hunter: A man's got to do something for a living these days.
Josey: Dyin' ain't much of a living, boy.
Bounty Hunter: A man's got to do something for a living these days.
Josey: Dyin' ain't much of a living, boy.
Posted on 12/4/23 at 10:36 am to AlxTgr
quote:
Scariest environment imaginable.
I am an unapologetic fan of Armageddon. So many funny little parts like that. I love the scene where Owen Wilson says "what's the deal, is it just me or is Watts really hot?" and Buscemi makes that little smirk and nod. So great.
Posted on 12/4/23 at 10:56 am to 9BREES9
"when the frick did we get ice cream?" 
Posted on 12/4/23 at 11:10 am to 9BREES9
Not sure if underrated or not, but lots of just hilarious off the wall stuff in Fletch-- especially when he makes up names on the fly:
"Well, you know that and I know that, but somebody's buckin' for a promotion... probably that pederast, Hanrahan..."
"It's John!"
"John who?"
"John Cock... toast.. tone"
"That's a beautiful name!"
"Well, it's Scotch-Romanian"
"Oh, for ga-da-da!! Who is it, Mr. Sinalindin?"
"What kind of name is Poon, anyway?"
"Comanche indian"
"Hmm...Arnold Babar. Isn't there a children's book about an elephant named Babar?"
"I don't know. I don't have any"
"No children?"
"No elephant books."
"May I help you Dr...?"
"Oh, it's me, Dr. Rosenpenis. I'm just here to check out Alan Stanwyk's file."
"Dr. who?"
"Dr. Rosenrosen, I'm here to get to the records room."
"What was that name again?"
"It's Dr. Rosen, I want to check the records room."
"Can I borrow a towel? My car just hit a water buffalo..."
"Muchas gracias, Senor!"
"Tierra del Fuego"
"As I pulled up to my imitation palatial apartment building, I noticed the familiar red Oldsmobuick of one Arnold J. Pants, esquire, attorney to the former Mrs. Irwin M. Fletcher."
"Can I get you something?"
"Yes, do you have the Beatles white album? Never mind, get just get me glass of hot fat. And bring me the head of Alfredo Garcia while you're out there."
"Well, you know that and I know that, but somebody's buckin' for a promotion... probably that pederast, Hanrahan..."
"It's John!"
"John who?"
"John Cock... toast.. tone"
"That's a beautiful name!"
"Well, it's Scotch-Romanian"
"Oh, for ga-da-da!! Who is it, Mr. Sinalindin?"
"What kind of name is Poon, anyway?"
"Comanche indian"
"Hmm...Arnold Babar. Isn't there a children's book about an elephant named Babar?"
"I don't know. I don't have any"
"No children?"
"No elephant books."
"May I help you Dr...?"
"Oh, it's me, Dr. Rosenpenis. I'm just here to check out Alan Stanwyk's file."
"Dr. who?"
"Dr. Rosenrosen, I'm here to get to the records room."
"What was that name again?"
"It's Dr. Rosen, I want to check the records room."
"Can I borrow a towel? My car just hit a water buffalo..."
"Muchas gracias, Senor!"
"Tierra del Fuego"
"As I pulled up to my imitation palatial apartment building, I noticed the familiar red Oldsmobuick of one Arnold J. Pants, esquire, attorney to the former Mrs. Irwin M. Fletcher."
"Can I get you something?"
"Yes, do you have the Beatles white album? Never mind, get just get me glass of hot fat. And bring me the head of Alfredo Garcia while you're out there."
This post was edited on 12/4/23 at 11:12 am
Posted on 12/4/23 at 12:04 pm to 9BREES9
That part of Forrest Gump where he goes to Memphis to see Jenny at the strip club. She starts singing with nothing on and a guitar covering her naked body. You here one guy in the background go "somebody get her a harmonica".
I crack up every time I hear that part of the movie.
I crack up every time I hear that part of the movie.
Posted on 12/4/23 at 12:20 pm to TheFonz
"I can't talk now. I'm sitting on Lowell"
Lowell: "Get Offfff!"
- Little Big League
Lowell: "Get Offfff!"
- Little Big League
Posted on 12/4/23 at 12:43 pm to 9BREES9
One of my favorites has always been from the movie Antz.
They just finished a battle between different ant groups and the Woody Allen character picks up the head of an older ant from his side and the detached head says "I can't feel my legs..." and I died laughing. Still makes me laugh to this day.
They just finished a battle between different ant groups and the Woody Allen character picks up the head of an older ant from his side and the detached head says "I can't feel my legs..." and I died laughing. Still makes me laugh to this day.
Posted on 12/4/23 at 1:01 pm to MFn GIMP
I can think of two from The Wedding Singer.
Kate: Come on, Andy! Move your arse!
Andy: Hang on, hon! I'm watching Dallas! I think J.R. might be dead or something - they shot him!
Robbie: Now please get out of my Van Halen T-shirt before you jinx the band and they break up.
Kate: Come on, Andy! Move your arse!
Andy: Hang on, hon! I'm watching Dallas! I think J.R. might be dead or something - they shot him!
Robbie: Now please get out of my Van Halen T-shirt before you jinx the band and they break up.
Posted on 12/4/23 at 1:02 pm to MFn GIMP
quote:
They just finished a battle between different ant groups
It was a fight with the termites that shot acid from their heads. That scene was pretty intense, especially for kids.
Posted on 12/4/23 at 1:16 pm to JohnnyBgood
quote:
I can think of two from The Wedding Singer.
also from Wedding Singer:
pretty much every scene with Buscemi
George singing and then the off screen YOU SUUUUUUCKKKKKK
Posted on 12/4/23 at 1:36 pm to Sam Quint
quote:Love that one.
I love the scene where Owen Wilson says "what's the deal, is it just me or is Watts really hot?"
Posted on 12/4/23 at 1:45 pm to jchamil
Can the boy tell time?
Oh, dear God, no.
I’m not talkin about dance lessons. I’m talkin about puttin a brick through the other guy’s window. I’m talkin about takin it out and choppin it up.
We’re all dead. Burnt to a crisp.
We forgot Buckley.
Doesn’t matter.
Oh, dear God, no.
I’m not talkin about dance lessons. I’m talkin about puttin a brick through the other guy’s window. I’m talkin about takin it out and choppin it up.
We’re all dead. Burnt to a crisp.
We forgot Buckley.
Doesn’t matter.
Posted on 12/4/23 at 2:05 pm to 9BREES9
Posted on 12/4/23 at 2:34 pm to Lawyered
22 Jump Street: just keep busting ceilings
Posted on 12/4/23 at 2:42 pm to cypresstiger
“You sit on a throne of lies”
Posted on 12/4/23 at 3:06 pm to BigNastyTiger417
In airplane 2
"Dr. Stone, would you give the court your impression of Mr. Striker?"
“I'm sorry, I don't do impressions -- my training is in psychiatry."
"Dr. Stone, would you give the court your impression of Mr. Striker?"
“I'm sorry, I don't do impressions -- my training is in psychiatry."
Posted on 12/4/23 at 3:36 pm to 9BREES9
There are some good ones in "Kelly's Heroes."
Crapgame : [into field phone] Hogan? Yeah, it's me. Listen... I gotta favor to ask ya. Will you quit cryin... I haven't even asked ya yet! What the Hell's the matter with you?
---
Crapgame : Hey, Oddball, this is your hour of glory. And you're chickening out!
Oddball : To a New Yorker like you, a hero is some type of weird sandwich, not some nut who takes on three Tigers!
---
Crapgame : Then make a DEAL!
Big Joe : What kind of deal?
Crapgame : A DEAL, deal! Maybe the guy's a Republican.
Crapgame : [into field phone] Hogan? Yeah, it's me. Listen... I gotta favor to ask ya. Will you quit cryin... I haven't even asked ya yet! What the Hell's the matter with you?
---
Crapgame : Hey, Oddball, this is your hour of glory. And you're chickening out!
Oddball : To a New Yorker like you, a hero is some type of weird sandwich, not some nut who takes on three Tigers!
---
Crapgame : Then make a DEAL!
Big Joe : What kind of deal?
Crapgame : A DEAL, deal! Maybe the guy's a Republican.
Posted on 12/4/23 at 3:45 pm to 9BREES9
From the highly underrated cinematic classic, Caddyshack II.
Jack Hartounian: *while walking on beams of a highrise under construction* Take chances. I'm insured!
Jack Hartounian: *while walking on beams of a highrise under construction* Take chances. I'm insured!
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