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Posted on 4/15/13 at 7:56 am to
Posted by wish i was tebow
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Posted on 4/15/13 at 7:56 am to
Where do i sign?

right on my arse after you kiss it


Dumb and dumber
Posted by Newbomb Turk
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Posted on 4/15/13 at 8:01 am to
I'll tell you something else ... whoever did write it didn't know the first thing about Kurt Vonnegut.





"F*ck me? Hey Kurt, do you read lips ... F*CK YOU!"
Posted by Dark Tiger
Member since Sep 2006
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Posted on 4/15/13 at 8:32 am to
The Green Mile:

Wild Bill: Hey, hey. I'm gonna get some too, ain't I?

Paul: My arse, you get some too! What makes you think you deserve any?

Wild Bill: 'Cause I got a big pecker.
Posted by Breesus
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Posted on 4/15/13 at 8:54 am to
Pulp Fiction :

Don't do shite, unless
Posted by BOSCEAUX
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Posted on 4/15/13 at 8:56 am to
"Milk was a bad choice"
Posted by Breesus
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Posted on 4/15/13 at 9:10 am to
Three of my favorite lines from Lebowski that no one but me everquotes:

Maude: What do you do for recreation?
Dude: Oh, the usual. I bowl. Drive around. The occasional acid flashback

My favorite line in the movie I say daily:
Walter: Oh please, dear? For your information, the Supreme Court has roundly rejected prior restraint..... I'm finishing my coffee.

That had not occurred to us dude.....
This post was edited on 4/15/13 at 9:12 am
Posted by beaverfever
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Posted on 4/15/13 at 9:29 am to
quote:

And you know, he's got emotional problems.

... You mean beyond pacifism?
that sequence is probably my favorite in the movie. "I myself once dabbled in pacifism. Not in Nam of course."
Posted by Breesus
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Posted on 4/15/13 at 9:30 am to
Look at our current situation with that camel fricker in iraq
Posted by LoveThatMoney
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Posted on 4/15/13 at 9:35 am to
The man in the black pajamas... Worthy frickin adversary.
Posted by CyrustheVirus
Member since Jan 2013
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Posted on 4/15/13 at 9:41 am to
Dodgeball

Patches O'Houlihan: Necessary? Is it necessary for me to drink my own urine?
Peter La Fleur: Probably not.
Patches: No, but I do it anyway because it's sterile and I like the taste.

Patches: You're about as useful as a poopy-flavored lolly pop.
Posted by Tiger1242
Member since Jul 2011
33196 posts
Posted on 4/15/13 at 10:04 am to
My friends and I say this all the time but I don't hear it that often from others.


"Your mom's going out with SQUEAK!"
Posted by SDTiger15
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Posted on 4/15/13 at 10:23 am to
"Where's Eddie...he usually eats these god damn things."

"Not anymore, since he read squirrels are high in cholesterol."

"Thank you Kathrine"
Posted by tylerdurden24
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Posted on 4/15/13 at 10:54 am to
"Ramming Speeeeed!"
Posted by tylerdurden24
Member since Sep 2009
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Posted on 4/15/13 at 10:58 am to
Gimme a diablo sandwich and a dr.peppa and make it quick, i'm in a god-damn hurry.
Posted by craigbiggio
Member since Dec 2009
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Posted on 4/15/13 at 10:59 am to
Vincent: Charlene Shiherlis.

Alan: Who?

Vincent: Who? Who? What are you, a fricking owl?
Posted by MrFreakinMiyagi
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Posted on 4/15/13 at 11:00 am to
"So, pretty please, with sugar on top...... Clean the fricking car."
Posted by LSUPERMAN
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Posted on 4/15/13 at 11:05 am to
Doctor - Well, no fragments. In and out. You're lucky, Black Dynamite. Three inches to the left and we wouldn't even be having this conversation.

Black Dynamite - Three inches to the right, and it would've missed my black arse.
Posted by LoveThatMoney
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Posted on 4/15/13 at 11:07 am to
Kiss Kiss, Bang Bang has tons of gems, but these are a little less used than some of the others.


Gay Perry: If you look the word idiot in the dictionary, you know what you'll find?

Harry: A picture of me?

Gay Perry: NO. The definition of the word "idiot," which is what you frickING ARE.



Harry (narrating): Don't worry, I saw Lord of the Rings. I'm not going to end this seventeen times.



Actress: So what do you do for a living?

Harry: Me? Uh, I'm retired. I invented dice when I was a kid. What do you do?
Posted by BugAC
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Member since Oct 2007
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Posted on 4/15/13 at 11:14 am to
The Dude: frickin' Quintana... that creep can roll, man.
Walter Sobchak: Yeah, but he's a pervert, Dude.
The Dude: Yeah.
Walter Sobchak: No, he's a sex offender. With a record. He served 6 months in Chino for exposing himself to an eight year old.
The Dude: Oh!
Walter Sobchak: When he moved to Hollywood he had to go door to door to tell everyone he was a pederast.
Donny: What's a... pederast, Walter?
Walter Sobchak: Shut the frick up, Donny.
Posted by The Sad Banana
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Posted on 4/15/13 at 11:16 am to
"If there's two things I can't stand, it's people that are intolerant of other people's cultures. And the Dutch."
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