Toy Story issues

1. Why do the toys drop dead every time a child enters the room yet run around in front of surveillance cameras and moving cars all of the time without being noticed? Why does the baby notice them running in the rear-view mirror but no one else does?

2. They seem to have typical physical limitations like a human, get exhausted after running long distances, sleep at night, but do they eat? What do they eat, and if not, how do they run out of energy? Where do they get their strength from and do they have a raspatory/circulatory system? How is cotton stuffing a substitute for muscles? If they eat, do they go to the bathroom? Some of the toys have romantic interests, but what motivates that unless they have a sex drive? Can they procreate?

3. In Toy Story 2 they expose severe security flaws in our nations airports. How are they not detected running amuck in the baggage handling system, opening and flipping over suitcases from the conveyer belts; then opening landing gear airlocks, and busting out of moving commercial jets?

4. Why are all the Buzz Light Year toys well versed in (or convinced of) their origin stories, but Woody had no idea about Woody's Round Up? In Al's Toy Barn, why does the display Buzz come to life and attack the main Buzz while all the other Buzzes on the shelves remain idle? Why do they remain dormant while the Barbie aisle is full party mode?

5. Where did they learn how to read?

6. Why can the freak toys in Sid's room fix broken toys but not fix themselves?

7. Do they really live forever even after being discarded and if so, what the hell? How depressing would that be.