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re: Things that piss you off in movies. Every. Single. Time.
Posted on 1/24/13 at 11:23 pm to ipodking
Posted on 1/24/13 at 11:23 pm to ipodking
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Some stupid killer stalking some big-breasted girl who can't act who is always running up the stairs when she should be running out the front door. It's insulting.
Pshh. In the new Chainsaw move a dumb bitch jumps on a fricking ferris wheel to get away
Yeah, that big wheel that puts you right back where you were before will help you get away
Im pretty sure the guy playing the Chainsaw guy was laughing in the movie while this happened
Posted on 1/25/13 at 12:16 am to RBWilliams8
Making cars explode by shooting at the gas tank.
Posted on 1/25/13 at 12:28 am to RBWilliams8
Little attentions to detail that are overlooked. Especially when it's in a movie from a big time director that should look for those things.
Example: In Jurassic Park, when the T Rex busts out of the enclosure, and he walks in between the two explorers, you can see the driver door on the front explorer is closed even though seconds before in the movie, the lawyer freaked out and ran from the car, leaving the door open.
Stuff like that.
Example: In Jurassic Park, when the T Rex busts out of the enclosure, and he walks in between the two explorers, you can see the driver door on the front explorer is closed even though seconds before in the movie, the lawyer freaked out and ran from the car, leaving the door open.
Stuff like that.
This post was edited on 1/25/13 at 12:29 am
Posted on 1/25/13 at 12:41 am to WDE85
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Happy endings. I frickin hate those things.
Thats why Requiem and Shutter Island are awesome.
Posted on 1/25/13 at 12:48 am to Breesus
Hiding in closets. Most horror movies and thrillers and they just did it again in Taken 2. Awesome Ex-CIA guy advises his daughter to hide in the closet (as opposed to his earlier awesome advice in Part 1...hide under the bed.)
Really? The bad guys/killer isn't going to bother to look in the closet of some chick's bedroom which he saw her run into and inside the room is simply a closet and bed?
And yes, the bad guys in Taken 2 don't look in the closet...only because they hear a sound...which is way worse...when they're about to look into the closet but decide NOT to because something diverts their attention...and so they leave...but only before glancing at the closet once more...leaving unsure and undecided if they made the right call.
And people who say REALLY? in movies as the de rigueur catchphrase of this generation...like I just did above.
Really? The bad guys/killer isn't going to bother to look in the closet of some chick's bedroom which he saw her run into and inside the room is simply a closet and bed?
And yes, the bad guys in Taken 2 don't look in the closet...only because they hear a sound...which is way worse...when they're about to look into the closet but decide NOT to because something diverts their attention...and so they leave...but only before glancing at the closet once more...leaving unsure and undecided if they made the right call.
And people who say REALLY? in movies as the de rigueur catchphrase of this generation...like I just did above.
Posted on 1/25/13 at 1:01 am to RBWilliams8
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When millitary wives cheat.
Hmm..should I post the scene to Jarhead or not. Decisions, decisions.
Posted on 1/25/13 at 7:28 am to RBWilliams8
In chick flicks when the female leads break out into an emotional sing along as a bonding experience. Male characters will only be present for reaction shots.
Allegedly well trained cops who point their handguns in the air near their face when walking with their weapon drawn.
Allegedly well trained cops who keep their fingers on the trigger while assessing an open space.
Allegedly well trained cops that when firing their handguns, use too much trigger finger (which normally causes a shot to drift).
Allegedly well trained cops who jerk the hell out of the trigger, causing the gun barrel to visibly jerk with it in a sideward drift, yet every shot hits its mark.
Women who still look pretty in the morning (with makeup still on and hair looking salon fresh) after a night of sweaty, highly erotic sex.
A-list actresses who never end a sex scene by getting splooged in the face .... like in real life.
Sport movies where the team is losing and not passionate about their play until one character is granted an opportunity to address the team in a way that motivates everyone to play their best game ever.
Allegedly well trained cops who point their handguns in the air near their face when walking with their weapon drawn.
Allegedly well trained cops who keep their fingers on the trigger while assessing an open space.
Allegedly well trained cops that when firing their handguns, use too much trigger finger (which normally causes a shot to drift).
Allegedly well trained cops who jerk the hell out of the trigger, causing the gun barrel to visibly jerk with it in a sideward drift, yet every shot hits its mark.
Women who still look pretty in the morning (with makeup still on and hair looking salon fresh) after a night of sweaty, highly erotic sex.
A-list actresses who never end a sex scene by getting splooged in the face .... like in real life.
Sport movies where the team is losing and not passionate about their play until one character is granted an opportunity to address the team in a way that motivates everyone to play their best game ever.
This post was edited on 1/25/13 at 7:33 am
Posted on 1/25/13 at 7:31 am to RBWilliams8
Speaking outloud what the character is typing on a computer.
Posted on 1/25/13 at 7:34 am to RBWilliams8
When a bad guy goes to kill a main character. They always pause and end up getting shot.
When people always make out first thing in the morning.
When people always make out first thing in the morning.
Posted on 1/25/13 at 7:34 am to lsufanintexas
Going up to the seemingly invincible killer to see if he is really dead from something that wouldn't have even killed a regular person only to be grabbed by the leg and then killed.
Posted on 1/25/13 at 7:44 am to RBWilliams8
Product placements in a movie
See Flight with beer sponsors
See Flight with beer sponsors
Posted on 1/25/13 at 7:47 am to shuke33
Running straight down the middle of the road when a car is chasing you instead of gettting off the road.
Posted on 1/25/13 at 7:49 am to Me
When 2 people pull a gun on each other at the same time and a stand off happens. I don't understand the line of thinking. "Oh, someone is pointing a loaded gun at me, I better not shoot because if I do they might kill me." This situation should only end when someone gets shot immediately.
Posted on 1/25/13 at 7:59 am to TheDude
The end of every romantic comedy when the leading man has to run to stop the leading lady from leaving the airport or getting married or whatever the frick.
Why does every rom-com have to climax and end this way?
Why does every rom-com have to climax and end this way?
Posted on 1/25/13 at 8:01 am to John McClane
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When 800 rounds are spent and the hero with no cover doesn't even get nicked
Posted on 1/25/13 at 8:02 am to RBWilliams8
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Things that piss you off in movies.
seeing Kristen Stewart
Posted on 1/25/13 at 8:02 am to RBWilliams8
This applies to TV and movies but I hate when they use camera angles to trick the audience. Like when someone is "hidden" off camera and they can't be seen when in reality they are 3 feet away and well within the normal range of human senses of the character that doesn't notice they're there. I find that insulting. Really, you couldn't at least have them hide behind a door or something?
This post was edited on 1/25/13 at 8:04 am
Posted on 1/25/13 at 8:04 am to Willie Stroker
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In chick flicks when the female leads break out into an emotional sing along as a bonding experience. Male characters will only be present for reaction shots.
Allegedly well trained cops who point their handguns in the air near their face when walking with their weapon drawn.
Allegedly well trained cops who keep their fingers on the trigger while assessing an open space.
Allegedly well trained cops that when firing their handguns, use too much trigger finger (which normally causes a shot to drift).
Allegedly well trained cops who jerk the hell out of the trigger, causing the gun barrel to visibly jerk with it in a sideward drift, yet every shot hits its mark.
Women who still look pretty in the morning (with makeup still on and hair looking salon fresh) after a night of sweaty, highly erotic sex.
A-list actresses who never end a sex scene by getting splooged in the face .... like in real life.
Sport movies where the team is losing and not passionate about their play until one character is granted an opportunity to address the team in a way that motivates everyone to play their best game ever.
You seem like a great person to watch tv or movies with
Posted on 1/25/13 at 8:35 am to TheDude
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When 2 people pull a gun on each other at the same time and a stand off happens. I don't understand the line of thinking. "Oh, someone is pointing a loaded gun at me, I better not shoot because if I do they might kill me." This situation should only end when someone gets shot immediate
You must not like John Woo movies.
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