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The time machine in Napoleon Dynamite worked
Posted on 7/2/26 at 3:19 pm
Posted on 7/2/26 at 3:19 pm
Before the time machine, Napoleon complains of having no skills. After the time machine, he's a great dancer, artist, bass fisherman, and milk-taster.
Before the time machine, Grandma has a broken coccyx which would have severely limited her mobility, given her age. After the time machine, she's standing there outside with Tina looking no worse for wear.
Before the time machine, Rico sells the tupperware knockoff, and seems to be doing well (flaunting the $120 proceeds). After the time machine, suddenly he's creepily selling Bust Must herbal enhancers to underage girls. A sudden, unexplained change of character and sales strategy.
Before the time machine, Napoleon is in the Happy Hands club, but Summer is not. After the time machine, Napoleon is not in the club, but Summer is; they wear dance outfits, and the song is different.
Two songs play at the dance, while Rico is back home presumably attempting to use the time machine: "Time After Time", and "Forever Young".
I think Rico successfully went back to '82, altered a few events, creating a ripple effect through time which ultimately led him to find his soul mate, which is what he was after all along.

Before the time machine, Grandma has a broken coccyx which would have severely limited her mobility, given her age. After the time machine, she's standing there outside with Tina looking no worse for wear.
Before the time machine, Rico sells the tupperware knockoff, and seems to be doing well (flaunting the $120 proceeds). After the time machine, suddenly he's creepily selling Bust Must herbal enhancers to underage girls. A sudden, unexplained change of character and sales strategy.
Before the time machine, Napoleon is in the Happy Hands club, but Summer is not. After the time machine, Napoleon is not in the club, but Summer is; they wear dance outfits, and the song is different.
Two songs play at the dance, while Rico is back home presumably attempting to use the time machine: "Time After Time", and "Forever Young".
I think Rico successfully went back to '82, altered a few events, creating a ripple effect through time which ultimately led him to find his soul mate, which is what he was after all along.

Posted on 7/2/26 at 3:30 pm to RidiculousHype
I don't hate this take.
Whatever happened, it's a good movie, weirdness and all.
Whatever happened, it's a good movie, weirdness and all.
Posted on 7/2/26 at 3:33 pm to RidiculousHype
Hell yea, this is why I'm on the Movie Board.
Posted on 7/2/26 at 4:20 pm to RidiculousHype
Ferris Beuller was just an hallucination in Cameron's head, similar to Fight Club. Prove me wrong.
Posted on 7/2/26 at 8:21 pm to RidiculousHype
That entire movie felt like a fever dream
Posted on 7/3/26 at 12:15 pm to RidiculousHype
I don’t know why but the movie was off to me. Maybe it was the mood I was in, but I never laughed the whole time.
It’s kinda like some people, like myself, love the Big Lebowski while others hate it. I think it’s just a you get it or not. And this wasn’t really a movie to get. But yea I agree with the OP cool take.
It’s kinda like some people, like myself, love the Big Lebowski while others hate it. I think it’s just a you get it or not. And this wasn’t really a movie to get. But yea I agree with the OP cool take.
Posted on 7/3/26 at 12:39 pm to RidiculousHype
I'll have what you had to make this shite up. Good lord
Posted on 7/3/26 at 6:19 pm to FLBooGoTigs1
Does this jive too, before time machine Napoleon and the chain making girl were not together (she went to dance with Pedro, after time machine hey are a thing?
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