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The Rise of Skywalker just killed the franchise (SPOILERS)

Posted on 12/21/19 at 4:19 pm
Posted by MaroonMonsoon
Canton
Member since Aug 2014
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Posted on 12/21/19 at 4:19 pm
The death star destroyers invalidates the entire plot, the entire OT and the franchise as a whole

If he had Imperial 1 star destroyers armed with this weaponry tucked away for all these years, which were built BEFORE the death star, why did he even bother with the plot?

Just send them out to conquer the galaxy.

In fact, why even build the death star

Why... Anything

Anything at all

frick you JJ Abrams

frick Star Wars

I'm done
Posted by Bulldogblitz
In my house
Member since Dec 2018
26784 posts
Posted on 12/21/19 at 4:19 pm to
Another? Holy frick.
Posted by Philzilla2k
Member since Oct 2017
11070 posts
Posted on 12/21/19 at 4:20 pm to
good point
Posted by MaroonMonsoon
Canton
Member since Aug 2014
3875 posts
Posted on 12/21/19 at 4:20 pm to
Welcome to hell brother
Posted by LSUBoo
Knoxville, TN
Member since Mar 2006
101920 posts
Posted on 12/21/19 at 4:26 pm to
Military strategy or logic ir competence has never ever been a strong suit of Star Wars.
Posted by SundayFunday
Member since Sep 2011
9302 posts
Posted on 12/21/19 at 4:29 pm to
Yeah saw it today.

Even besides that, this movie was terrible. Who the heck was editing this thing. It felt like it was on 1.5x speed and the first half was jumping from random scene to random scene

Other shite:

Teleporting matter

Random healing snake

2 blue lightsabers (1 should’ve been green)

Civilian ships killing hundred of star destroyers

Lando

How many ominous Scenes of “bad guys are following you from the shadows with orders to kill you on sight”.. but don’t.

Hundreds of star destroyer weapons

The lightening stuff

Everything with Fin, those horse things, and that buck-toothed chick

The terrible pace of the beginning

Leia’s suicide (how)


More I could put
This post was edited on 12/21/19 at 4:35 pm
Posted by JayDeerTay84
Texas
Member since May 2013
9847 posts
Posted on 12/21/19 at 4:29 pm to
It is because Disney doesn't give a shite. They just need to get butts in seats and sell toys.

Anyone notice they royally fricked up light sabers in these new 3?
Posted by Roaad
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Member since Aug 2006
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Posted on 12/21/19 at 4:29 pm to
quote:

The death star destroyers invalidates the entire plot, the entire OT and the franchise as a whole

If he had Imperial 1 star destroyers armed with this weaponry tucked away for all these years, which were built BEFORE the death star, why did he even bother with the plot?

Just send them out to conquer the galaxy.

In fact, why even build the death star

Why... Anything

Anything at all

frick you JJ Abrams

frick Star Wars

I'm done
Rian Johnson had Yoda calling down lightning as a Force Ghost.

Which means that is something that can happen. . .

. . .So why did Obi-Wan and Yoda stand by while all those innocents on Coruscant were senselessly annihilated.

Ghosts could have gone all Seal Team 6 and murdered the whole crew before a shot was fired.

The families of all the dead rebels should curse Yoda, Obi-Wan, and all the dead Jedi for allowing all of this shite to happen, when they could have stopped it all.
Posted by Mizzoufan26
Vacaville CA
Member since Sep 2012
17222 posts
Posted on 12/21/19 at 4:32 pm to
MY STAR WARS ISNT REAL ENOUGH FOR ME! GOOOOOO!!!!!!

Posted by Pandy Fackler
Member since Jun 2018
14178 posts
Posted on 12/21/19 at 4:41 pm to
Man this movie sounds like a big fat shite sucker.
Posted by Roaad
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Posted on 12/21/19 at 4:43 pm to
quote:

MY STAR WARS ISNT REAL ENOUGH FOR ME!
That all you got?
Posted by MaroonMonsoon
Canton
Member since Aug 2014
3875 posts
Posted on 12/21/19 at 4:48 pm to
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Roaad


Genius

Holy hell this trilogy LOL
Posted by Athos
Member since Sep 2016
11878 posts
Posted on 12/21/19 at 4:51 pm to
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Teleporting matter


So now JJ is combing Trek and Wars?

What a fricking hack. Go back to making Fringe style shows, JJ.
Posted by PeteRose
Hall of Fame
Member since Aug 2014
16876 posts
Posted on 12/21/19 at 5:36 pm to
Has Rey ever been injured? Luke had his hand cut off, Anakin all fours chopped off, burned.
Posted by JayDeerTay84
Texas
Member since May 2013
9847 posts
Posted on 12/21/19 at 5:41 pm to
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Has Rey ever been injured? Luke had his hand cut off, Anakin all fours chopped off, burned.



Its 2019. She had her feelings hurt. Much greater connection with the audience!
This post was edited on 12/21/19 at 5:42 pm
Posted by PeteRose
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Member since Aug 2014
16876 posts
Posted on 12/21/19 at 5:46 pm to
quote:

Its 2019. She had her feelings hurt. Much greater connection with the audience!


Wait...so the stronger you are with the force, the more emotional you can get?
Posted by LSURulzSEC
Lake Charles via Oakdale
Member since Aug 2004
77324 posts
Posted on 12/21/19 at 5:50 pm to
Thankfully there is The Mandalorian to give me my Star Wars fix...
Posted by drizztiger
Deal With it!
Member since Mar 2007
37163 posts
Posted on 12/21/19 at 5:50 pm to
quote:

The Rise of Skywalker just killed the franchise (SPOILERS)
That happened with TLJ.

Remember, TLJ had Laura Dern.
Posted by Giantkiller
the internet.
Member since Sep 2007
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Posted on 12/21/19 at 6:03 pm to
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Remember, TLJ had Laura Dern.


True. And this one had Keri Russell...for whatever reason.
Posted by LuckyTiger
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Member since Dec 2008
45292 posts
Posted on 12/21/19 at 7:37 pm to
It’s a stupid fricking movie just like the previous.

It’s like these fricks never saw the originals or they did but don’t give a shite about them.

They don’t build on plots, stories, and world of Star Wars. They obliterate them.
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