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Posted on 8/26/20 at 2:02 am to rockchlkjayhku11
Many lines in Stripes.
John Candy's character Dewey Oxburger: You might have noticed i've got a slight weight problem.
Soldiers:Nooo! Nooo!
Ox: Yeah yeah I do.I went to a doctor.Well he told me I swallow a lot a aggression along with a lot of pizzas!
Harold Ramis character Russell Zisky: When I was a kid my father told me 'Never hit anyone in anger unless you're absolutely sure you can get away with it. I don't know what kind of soldier I'm gonna make but I want you guys to know that if we get into really heavy combat i'll be right behind you guys every step of the way.
John Candy's character Dewey Oxburger: You might have noticed i've got a slight weight problem.
Soldiers:Nooo! Nooo!
Ox: Yeah yeah I do.I went to a doctor.Well he told me I swallow a lot a aggression along with a lot of pizzas!
Harold Ramis character Russell Zisky: When I was a kid my father told me 'Never hit anyone in anger unless you're absolutely sure you can get away with it. I don't know what kind of soldier I'm gonna make but I want you guys to know that if we get into really heavy combat i'll be right behind you guys every step of the way.
Posted on 8/26/20 at 2:58 am to Magnum73
Swingers phone call scene.
It's great because it's not laughing out loud but just cringeworthy chuckling.
The awkwardness never gets old.
I think because we've all been there in some form or another not able to convey what we're trying to say or play it cool. That damn answering machine.
It's great because it's not laughing out loud but just cringeworthy chuckling.
The awkwardness never gets old.
I think because we've all been there in some form or another not able to convey what we're trying to say or play it cool. That damn answering machine.
Posted on 8/26/20 at 5:21 am to Tidemeister
Wolf of Wall Street.
Matthew McConaughey: Mark Hanna
You jerk off?
Jordan Belfort : Do I... Do I I jerk off? Yeah, yeah I jerk off. Yeah.
Mark Hanna : How many times a week?
Jordan Belfort : Like, um, three or four. Three or four times, maybe five.
Mark Hanna : Gotta pump those numbers up. Those are rookie numbers in this racket. I myself, I jerk off at least twice a day.
Matthew McConaughey: Mark Hanna
You jerk off?
Jordan Belfort : Do I... Do I I jerk off? Yeah, yeah I jerk off. Yeah.
Mark Hanna : How many times a week?
Jordan Belfort : Like, um, three or four. Three or four times, maybe five.
Mark Hanna : Gotta pump those numbers up. Those are rookie numbers in this racket. I myself, I jerk off at least twice a day.
Posted on 8/26/20 at 8:20 am to Tidemeister
Pro-shop scene in Caddyshack
Posted on 8/26/20 at 9:25 am to Bustedsack
The knife scene in Talladega Nights
"Use this knife to pry it out"
"Now we've got two, we've got two in there!"

"Use this knife to pry it out"
"Now we've got two, we've got two in there!"
This post was edited on 8/26/20 at 9:30 am
Posted on 8/26/20 at 9:27 am to Jack Ruby
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The entire first hour of Blazing Saddles. There's nothing that's ever been funnier.
I made it 15 minutes into this movie this year, didn't laugh once. Turned it off
Posted on 8/26/20 at 9:33 am to CaptainBrannigan
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I made it 15 minutes into this movie this year, didn't laugh once. Turned it off
I'll bet you are the life of the party.
In fairness, I never thought the Madeline Kahn and Harvey Corman scenes were that funny.
This post was edited on 8/26/20 at 9:35 am
Posted on 8/26/20 at 11:25 am to Noryev
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Hall Pass.. when Owen Wilson and Jason Sudeikis are walking in the house commenting on stuff not realizing the group was watching in the safe room.
"I WOULDN'T TITTY BANG YOU IN A SNOW STORM."
Most underrated comedy of all time IMO.
Posted on 8/26/20 at 11:48 am to rich4pres
Posted on 8/26/20 at 11:50 am to Tidemeister
Wedding Crashers motorboat/gettin jerked off under the table scenes.
Posted on 8/26/20 at 12:08 pm to CaptainBrannigan
Oh man enjoy your downvote.
Posted on 8/26/20 at 1:10 pm to Tidemeister
Vince Vaughn's "let's kill some birds" speech in Wedding Crashers
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