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re: The movie sequence you've seen a dozen times & still laugh just as hard

Posted on 8/26/20 at 1:09 am to
Posted by rockchlkjayhku11
Cincinnati, OH
Member since Aug 2006
36716 posts
Posted on 8/26/20 at 1:09 am to
quote:

In particular, convenience store scene at beginning “no ones gotten a handjob in cargo shorts since ‘Nam”

this line is not from that scene
Posted by Magnum73
Madison Al
Member since Aug 2019
956 posts
Posted on 8/26/20 at 2:02 am to
Many lines in Stripes.
John Candy's character Dewey Oxburger: You might have noticed i've got a slight weight problem.
Soldiers:Nooo! Nooo!
Ox: Yeah yeah I do.I went to a doctor.Well he told me I swallow a lot a aggression along with a lot of pizzas!
Harold Ramis character Russell Zisky: When I was a kid my father told me 'Never hit anyone in anger unless you're absolutely sure you can get away with it. I don't know what kind of soldier I'm gonna make but I want you guys to know that if we get into really heavy combat i'll be right behind you guys every step of the way.
Posted by mizzoubuckeyeiowa
Member since Nov 2015
39010 posts
Posted on 8/26/20 at 2:58 am to
Swingers phone call scene.

It's great because it's not laughing out loud but just cringeworthy chuckling.

The awkwardness never gets old.

I think because we've all been there in some form or another not able to convey what we're trying to say or play it cool. That damn answering machine.
Posted by DragginFly
Under the Mountain;By the Lake
Member since Oct 2014
3685 posts
Posted on 8/26/20 at 5:21 am to
Wolf of Wall Street.
Matthew McConaughey: Mark Hanna
You jerk off?
Jordan Belfort : Do I... Do I I jerk off? Yeah, yeah I jerk off. Yeah.
Mark Hanna : How many times a week?
Jordan Belfort : Like, um, three or four. Three or four times, maybe five.
Mark Hanna : Gotta pump those numbers up. Those are rookie numbers in this racket. I myself, I jerk off at least twice a day.
Posted by keks tadpole
Yellow Leaf Creek
Member since Feb 2017
8455 posts
Posted on 8/26/20 at 8:20 am to
Pro-shop scene in Caddyshack

Posted by ThuperThumpin
Member since Dec 2013
9024 posts
Posted on 8/26/20 at 8:20 am to
Posted by Bustedsack
Member since Dec 2017
4387 posts
Posted on 8/26/20 at 8:44 am to
Posted by Jor Jor The Dinosaur
Chicago, IL
Member since Nov 2014
7210 posts
Posted on 8/26/20 at 9:25 am to
The knife scene in Talladega Nights

"Use this knife to pry it out"
"Now we've got two, we've got two in there!"
This post was edited on 8/26/20 at 9:30 am
Posted by CaptainBrannigan
Good Ole Rocky Top Tennessee
Member since Jan 2010
21644 posts
Posted on 8/26/20 at 9:27 am to
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The entire first hour of Blazing Saddles. There's nothing that's ever been funnier.




I made it 15 minutes into this movie this year, didn't laugh once. Turned it off
Posted by chinhoyang
Member since Jun 2011
25588 posts
Posted on 8/26/20 at 9:33 am to
quote:


I made it 15 minutes into this movie this year, didn't laugh once. Turned it off


I'll bet you are the life of the party.

In fairness, I never thought the Madeline Kahn and Harvey Corman scenes were that funny.
This post was edited on 8/26/20 at 9:35 am
Posted by LanierSpots
Sarasota, Florida
Member since Sep 2010
69542 posts
Posted on 8/26/20 at 11:22 am to
Posted by A Menace to Sobriety
Member since Jun 2018
32091 posts
Posted on 8/26/20 at 11:25 am to
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Hall Pass.. when Owen Wilson and Jason Sudeikis are walking in the house commenting on stuff not realizing the group was watching in the safe room.


"I WOULDN'T TITTY BANG YOU IN A SNOW STORM."

Most underrated comedy of all time IMO.
Posted by GurleyGirl
Georgia
Member since Nov 2015
14425 posts
Posted on 8/26/20 at 11:37 am to
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The entire first hour of Blazing Saddles. There's nothing that's ever been funnier.



LINK
This post was edited on 8/26/20 at 11:47 am
Posted by rich4pres
Knoxville
Member since Dec 2016
11029 posts
Posted on 8/26/20 at 11:41 am to
Frank and Beans!
Posted by Tigeralum2008
Yankees Fan
Member since Apr 2012
17619 posts
Posted on 8/26/20 at 11:48 am to
Posted by Triple Bogey
19th Green
Member since May 2017
6563 posts
Posted on 8/26/20 at 11:50 am to
Wedding Crashers motorboat/gettin jerked off under the table scenes.
Posted by A Menace to Sobriety
Member since Jun 2018
32091 posts
Posted on 8/26/20 at 12:08 pm to
Oh man enjoy your downvote.
Posted by caro81
Member since Jul 2017
6015 posts
Posted on 8/26/20 at 12:28 pm to
ace ventura 2 rhino
Posted by Obi-Wan Tiger
Fulshear TX
Member since Jan 2004
8121 posts
Posted on 8/26/20 at 1:04 pm to
Posted by RedPants
GA
Member since Jan 2013
5869 posts
Posted on 8/26/20 at 1:10 pm to
Vince Vaughn's "let's kill some birds" speech in Wedding Crashers
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