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re: The Cabin in the Woods. TulaneLSU's 2011-12 movie review thread

Posted on 1/23/12 at 3:52 pm to
Posted by Fun Bunch
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Posted on 1/23/12 at 3:52 pm to
Did you even talk about The Artist in any of that? It seems like the review is a couple of hundred words with 20 of them talking about The Artist.

Why am I even responding to this? I don't know.

I want to see this film, but feel I will be bored to tears with the silent movie schtick.
Posted by TulaneLSU
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Posted on 1/23/12 at 3:58 pm to
It definitely felt like a movie that was longer than 1:45, and at the 1:20 mark, I started to feel bored. Nevertheless, the acting is very good and the script decent enough to keep me interested for the majority of the scenes. I feared, at my point of boredom, that the film would move into inanition, but there were two scenes that rescued it.

The praise it is receiving, however, is unwarranted and I see that praise as a stormy petrel of the reactionary, self-congratulating movement in some Hollywood circles today. But hey, at least it wasn't as bad as Drive.
Posted by Leauxgan
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Posted on 1/23/12 at 4:14 pm to
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The Artist Several weeks ago Hugo did not initially impress me. But impressions change, and I not long ago had a tete-a-tete within the cozy confines of my own mind. The mind of a genius is an amazing thing: able to entertain itself when needed; able to bowdlerize in order to grow a more encompassing, generous opinion of the world. What brought the change of heart? Oddly enough, a reading of a little know piece by von Goethe entitled Clavigo. It's a marvelous work, which coincidentally introduced me to Caron de Beau Marchais, the watchmaker and tutor to Louis XV's children. As a result, through the marvels of Google scholar, I began reading some of his works and thought, and in it, I found this gem: "It is not necessary to understand things in order to argue about them."

Was he speaking to The Arts Board specifically or to the masses of critics who have flocked to The Artist calling it this year's best? Don't get me wrong: The Artist is a good movie. It's creative, well written, well acted, and has a positive message. But best of the year when you have others like The Tree of Life, Sarah's Key, and Midnight in Paris? I like a perfectly fried shrimp at Harbor Seafood, but by no means am I going to claim it's the best meal in New Orleans.

Who could be leading such a campaign? Perhaps it the people who see through the wafer-thin existential snoozefest, The Descendants, a movie that tries to be much smarter than it really is. About Schmidt was Alexander Payne's best film, but Payne is anything but the deep philosopher that he so effortfully tries to be. Perhaps it is the old guard of Hollywood, a little upset that other films set in the golden age of film, whatever that means, a film like Hugo, received little fanfare. So now these geriatrics truckle at the feet of a foreign attempt to pay homage to them.

The Artist works on all levels it attempts to reach. It shows a zero sum game of fame. We see how pride destroys. We feel heartache and empathy. We may even have a moment of aletheia when we see a love that is unearned and undeserved. But the artists behind this film aren't very interested in reaching very far. This is the sort of movie made to please many people, but I will guarantee that most people who approbate today with "I love this movie!" will moderate in ten years and say little more than, "I liked that movie." 7/10


Total word count: 429

Total words in sentences that actually discuss the content of the film: 120
Posted by NaturalBeam
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Posted on 1/23/12 at 4:16 pm to
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Total word count: 429

Total words in sentences that actually discuss the content of the film: 120
That's more than 25%, so I think it qualifies for one of his more germane reviews.
Posted by TulaneLSU
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Posted on 1/23/12 at 10:23 pm to
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germane


What does that mean?
Posted by Hubbhogg
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Posted on 1/23/12 at 10:30 pm to
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TulaneLSU's 2011 movie review thread


2012 bruh
Posted by Douglas Quaid
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Posted on 1/23/12 at 10:42 pm to
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Total word count: 429

Total words in sentences that actually discuss the content of the film: 120



Hold the phone...are you implying that TulaneLSU is a pompous blowhard ?
Posted by Zamoro10
Member since Jul 2008
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Posted on 1/23/12 at 10:50 pm to
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The mind of a genius is an amazing thing: able to entertain itself when needed


Genius inspires...you repel. Your ego is a false prophet.
Posted by Macintosh
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Posted on 1/23/12 at 11:04 pm to
I cant take you seriously when you give Drive a 5 and the Descendants a 3 GFYS
Posted by TulaneLSU
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Posted on 1/27/12 at 2:54 pm to
A Dangerous Method Normally, at ten in the morning on a weekday, the theater is destitute of people, save a few gadabouts, much like a sports stadium an hour before the gates open. A still electricity, a pregnant expectation is in the air. So you can understand my surprise when I entered a sea of Orleans Parish students with their own argot that had already flooded the theater. Teachers bringing their classes to the theater isn't very uncommon these days. I've seen numerous classes, from private, parochial and public schools brought to the movies in the last year or two. I realized they were there to see Red Tails, which to me looks like a cheap version of a classic, Glory. As I passed the , I excoriated the teachers in my mind. Why would you bring students to a movie theater when you could be teaching them yourself in a classroom? I thought. But no sooner did that thought pass my mind that I realized the reason I had chosen A Dangerous Method was entirely didactic in nature.

I feel ashamed to share this arcanum with my beloved and fastidious followers: I do not know all that much about Freud or Jung. True, I did read most of their works in my early teens, as any curious male going through puberty does. But I hadn't read either of them since and I would feel dishonest if I claimed to be fluent in their thought. A Dangerous Method was to be my refresher. To my utter surprise, however, I knew this story, or at least most of it. The movie, based on A Most Dangerous Method, a terrific academic study on the relationship between Freud and Jung, followed this book from my youth fairly closely. When John Kerr wrote that the relationship "is not an easy story to tell critically," he was right. At times both the movie and the book resemble historical fiction. The writer makes liberal use of speculation and imagination, especially in the private conversations.

But this is a movie, not a book, review, and the movie does pretty well what it sets out to do: teach us about Jung, Freud, and Sabina Spielrein. If you were teaching an into class in psychology or in the thought of either men, the movie would be a useful prolegomena. Not only do we see how the personality of each man influences their thought, we are given a splendid overview of their thought. It isn't overly academic or pedantic. The summation of each man's thought fits into the narrative as well as an enzyme and its substrate. I thought the most interesting discussions were those on religion. Jung, of course, thought religion unlocked many of the mysteries of our psyche. Freud, on the other hand, saw religion as a remnant of primitive people and dismissed it as illusion. His Future of Illusion summarizes his thought on religion, for those who are interested.

The most provocative theory in the movie is that Freud grew angry at Jung out of jealousy. Freud saw Jung's idealism and imagination as a threat to his systematic approach to psychology. Freud, in the movie, also seems jealous that Jung is an "Aryan" (a Protestant) and is very wealthy. We see that very clearly when Jung is unapologetic about his first class accommodations while Freud, who believes he is a superior in every way, is stuck in economy. I was uninterested in Spielrein, and to me, she played no important part in the movie. I also found it problematic how casually the Swiss bourgeoise of the early 20th century treated adultery. Quite frankly, it made me sick. There is no reason to see this movie in a theater, though, but if you'd like a good intro to the beginning of the field of psychology or the personalities of these men, it's worth seeing at home. 5/10
Posted by Josh Fenderman
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Posted on 1/27/12 at 3:00 pm to
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There is no reason to see this movie in a theater

Even if you are a Cronenberg fan?
Posted by TulaneLSU
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Posted on 1/27/12 at 3:03 pm to
What I meant was the theater experience doesn't add to the viewing of the film. It feels and looks very much like a book-to-film BBC production.
Posted by Superior Pariah
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Posted on 1/27/12 at 3:03 pm to
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I do not know all that much about Freud or Jung. True, I did read most of their works in my early teens, as any curious male going through puberty does.


Posted by Flair Chops
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Posted on 1/27/12 at 3:05 pm to
have you seen Priest?
Posted by Green Chili Tiger
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Posted on 1/27/12 at 3:26 pm to
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I do not know all that much about Freud


Tell me about your mother............
Posted by Napoleon
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Posted on 1/27/12 at 3:31 pm to
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I do not know all that much about Freud


A cocaine addict, he used to prescribe it to get people off of Morphine. He also mentions insulfation in a powder form. So Freud is credited with being the first person to snort cocaine.

Crazy, he is know for being an intellectual, when his greatest(loosely used) achievement, was spreading the popularity of coacaine and writing that insulfation of the drug is harmless to the body.

ooooppss.
Posted by TulaneLSU
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Posted on 1/27/12 at 3:35 pm to
The movie does not ignore Freud's prescribing of the drug to his patients. But it does so tastefully and subtly with the first scene with Otto Gross.
Posted by Flair Chops
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Posted on 1/27/12 at 3:50 pm to
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have you seen Priest?
Posted by Leauxgan
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Posted on 1/27/12 at 4:21 pm to
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Crazy, he is know for being an intellectual, when his greatest(loosely used) achievement, was spreading the popularity of coacaine and writing that insulfation of the drug is harmless to the body.


Several prominent members of the medical community used and promoted it as well. It was seen as a tonic for inspiration and discipline. I guess it took them awhile to realize their nasal cavities were eroding, that their blood pressure was sky high, and that it was toxic

Whatever. My weekends would be nothing without it. Someone cut me up a fat white caterpillar line

edit: William Halstead, one of the fathers of aseptic, anaesthetic, and masectomy techniques was a heavy cocaine user.
This post was edited on 1/27/12 at 4:33 pm
Posted by TulaneLSU
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Posted on 1/27/12 at 4:46 pm to
I hope you are joking (and that you move past immature jesting about a serious subject), Leauxgan. I care for you too deeply to sit idly and watch you hurt your body.
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