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re: Supposed Star Wars Episode IX Poster Leak ****Potential Spoilers***

Posted on 3/27/19 at 9:27 pm to
Posted by Jack Ruby
Member since Apr 2014
27322 posts
Posted on 3/27/19 at 9:27 pm to
Star Wars "leaks" after TLJ:

This post was edited on 3/27/19 at 9:28 pm
Posted by dcw7g
Member since Dec 2003
2231 posts
Posted on 3/27/19 at 9:33 pm to
No way this poster is real. They’d never jam some anonymous fish guy behind Finn. They would never give away a twist like C-3PO packing heat on the poster, if it was going to happen in the movie. They would never awkwardly cluster the Knights of Ren in the corner. And Kylo already smashed the helmet that he’s wearing in this poster.
Posted by Green Chili Tiger
Lurking the Tin Foil Hat Board
Member since Jul 2009
50742 posts
Posted on 3/27/19 at 9:37 pm to
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And Kylo already smashed the helmet that he’s wearing in this poster.




One of the few things that make the images (if not the poster) believable is that you can see that the helmet has been repaired.

The other things are that it provides the first look that anyone has seen of Kerry Russell's character and Lando's daughter.
Posted by HailToTheChiz
Back in Auburn
Member since Aug 2010
54722 posts
Posted on 3/27/19 at 9:49 pm to
There are so many things wrong with this poster
Posted by OMLandshark
Member since Apr 2009
120445 posts
Posted on 3/27/19 at 9:56 pm to
quote:

Did Rose die?


Quite frankly if I were in charge, we’d pull the Millennium Falcon over at the first feasible location and she’d face a firing squad. She’s too much of a liability and get everyone remaining killed.
Posted by GeauxLSUGeaux
1 room down from Erin Andrews
Member since May 2004
25671 posts
Posted on 3/27/19 at 9:58 pm to
Posted by OMLandshark
Member since Apr 2009
120445 posts
Posted on 3/27/19 at 9:58 pm to
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I want to care about it, my die-hard SW fanboy side was broken by TLJ.

I miss the days when I got excited about things like this.

I wish those guys the best, though. Sci-Fi for girls is a risky gambit.


Please help me win our bet.
Posted by Byron Bojangles III
Member since Nov 2012
52284 posts
Posted on 3/27/19 at 10:03 pm to
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GIRL POWER YAS QUEEN FRONT AND CENTER AMONGST ALL THOSE MASCULINE SHITLORDZZ
you do realize this is her story just like the OT is Luke's right?
Posted by nerd guy
Grapevine
Member since Dec 2008
13812 posts
Posted on 3/27/19 at 10:16 pm to
This is definitely some fan made crap fron the leaked pics a while back. What's with one of the daft punk guys on the far right?
Posted by udtiger
Over your left shoulder
Member since Nov 2006
115469 posts
Posted on 3/27/19 at 10:32 pm to
quote:

Keri Russell


:boner:
Posted by Bankshot
Member since Jun 2006
5410 posts
Posted on 3/27/19 at 10:34 pm to
Looks like a Walmart poster you would find near a stack of Funko Pops.
Posted by nerd guy
Grapevine
Member since Dec 2008
13812 posts
Posted on 3/27/19 at 10:42 pm to
Well I'm an idiot. Guess it's most likely real.

Posted by weagle99
Member since Nov 2011
35893 posts
Posted on 3/27/19 at 10:42 pm to
Looks like a diversity slop bucket.
Posted by EGCROSS
Northern Idaho
Member since Dec 2007
1353 posts
Posted on 3/27/19 at 11:03 pm to
And not one white guy.
Posted by Roaad
White Privilege Broker
Member since Aug 2006
84012 posts
Posted on 3/27/19 at 11:58 pm to
quote:

And not one white guy.
Oscar Isaac is. . .?

Hispanic is still white
Posted by RobbBobb
Member since Feb 2007
34286 posts
Posted on 3/28/19 at 12:10 am to
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you do realize this is her story just like the OT is Luke's right?

So the first SW trilogy was the story of Anakin
Anakin SKYWALKER
Then the next SW trilogy, or OT was the story of Luke
Luke SKYWALKER
Which means that the present SW trilogy should be the story of Rey Skywalker
Oh wait
quote:

you do realize this is her story just like the OT is Luke's right?

No, I don't realize that actually. Because according to the SW creator
quote:

People don't actually realize it's actually a soap opera and it's all about family problems - it's not about spaceships.

Which means this would actually be the story of Ben
Ben SKYWALKER



But Disney is too stupid to realize that. Its the same mentality that killed Bambi's mother, and Elsa's parents, and Simba's dad, and Cinderella's mom. Come to think about it, Disney sure does love fricking over families
This post was edited on 3/28/19 at 12:15 am
Posted by The Pirate King
Pangu
Member since May 2014
68492 posts
Posted on 3/28/19 at 1:48 am to
Looks like complete whitewashed arse trash. About what I expected.

I’m still dumbfounded all this time later as to how Disney could destroy a 40 year franchise with one movie. It takes especially bad leadership to do that
Posted by Suntiger
STG or BR or somewhere else
Member since Feb 2007
36224 posts
Posted on 3/28/19 at 5:19 am to
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Kerry Russell's character and Lando's daughter.



Hooray, moar girl power!

It’s sad what they’ve done with the characters so far. The only thing interesting in that poster is why is C3PO packing.
Posted by cable
Member since Oct 2018
9735 posts
Posted on 3/28/19 at 5:29 am to
Posted by oogabooga68
Member since Nov 2018
27194 posts
Posted on 3/28/19 at 6:55 am to
So the little boy that played Charlie Bucket from "Charlie and the Chocolate Factory" is starring in the new Star Wars?
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