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Star Wars EP. IX Leaks thread (SPOILERS)-New images from screening

Posted on 9/28/19 at 8:41 pm
Posted by tiggerthetooth
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Posted on 9/28/19 at 8:41 pm
spoilers-Act I


spoilers-Act II


spoilers-Act III


Some spoiler highlights to now be posted from each Act. This is all from starwarsleaks.


Act I:


In a flashback Luke is shown to be training Leia with a lightsaber, but ends her training because she is pregnant. (Lol)


Then Leia returns to training and is also training Rey. Rey is better at pure physical feats than mental feats. She struggles during the training. (Oh wow she finally struggles)

Macguffin shite, Rey and Kylo are 2 parts of a whole (shocker).


More Rey and Kylo telepathic shite except Kylo literally takes a necklace off of Rey during the telepathy this time.

Heres a quote from one of the writers about the Rey/Kylo interactions. Definitely hoping to hype up the Twilight/50 shades female crowd.


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Heres a picture of Daisy Ridley wearing that necklace.




Fight over a sith dagger and Rey force lightnings everyone.

Heres a picture of Daisy Ridley with the sith dagger.






Act II:

Go to a planet to find info on sith dagger with Keri Russell, 3PO's memory is wiped to read the dagger language.

Kylo and Rey telepathy shite. Rey gets upset about her parents and Kylo and Rey are literally clashing sabers through the telepathy.

First order starts rounding up children per Sidious orders. (Like Donald Trump and ICE hehe)


More Kylo and Rey telepathy.


Hux is a mole in the first order.


Something something Rey stabs Kylo and then heals him with healing powers after (lol).

Harrison Ford convinces Adam Driver to leave the dark side after Rey defeats him.


Act III:


Rey returns to blue milk sea cow Island from TLJ. Luke convinces her that Leia believed she was to bring balance to the force like Anakin (again balance?).

Luke gives Rey a lightsaber that used to be Leia's (lol).


Rey goes to sith planet, Palpatine is there, tells Rey to strike him down (ep.6 repeat basically).


Ben Solo (leaving Kylo persona behind) goes to help Rey and Knights of Ren are blocking him, he using only the force to dispatch them. Eventually entering area with Rey and he gets Anakin's lightsaber.


Sidious takes power from Rey and Kylo and becomes young again and powerful.


Sidious lightnings Kylo into a bottomless abyss (hes dead), now Rey uses Anakin and Leia sabers.

Rey is being lightninged by Sidious, then the ghost of Luke and leia appear to give her power lol.


Celebration

Rey goes to tatooine (why tatooine? Because it was in the OT, member?), breaks apart old sabers, buries parts on tatooine, makes a yellow and gold saber for herself, calls herself Rey Skywalker. The end.



Summary:

A lot of macguffins, running around finding objects with special meaning etc.


I didnt mention Finn once because his storyline feels pretty pointless again.




Rey is palpatines granddaughter.

More female empowerment stuff. A lot of key people are females.


A lot of the telepathy trash.


Rey still doesnt lose (still Mary Sue).


Leia has been unnaturally elevated in the star wars universe.

Rey is just an Anakin copycat and the mere continued existence of Palpatine negates everything Anakin was and did.


They literally undermined all 6 movies with this one.


Absolute garbage.



JJ Abrams quotes:

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This post was edited on 12/16/19 at 7:04 pm
Posted by sacrathetic
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Posted on 9/28/19 at 8:51 pm to
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This post was edited on 5/21/20 at 2:01 pm
Posted by SEClint
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Posted on 9/28/19 at 8:52 pm to
quote:

Luke gives Rey a lightsaber that used to be Leia's (lol). 



She should use it at a mirror ornament on her ride as she drives off into a double sunset with that "this girl is on fire" song playing out the credits
Posted by KirkLazarus
Member since Aug 2017
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Posted on 9/28/19 at 8:55 pm to
In. on this garbage
Posted by Duzz
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Posted on 9/28/19 at 8:59 pm to


This post was edited on 9/28/19 at 9:01 pm
Posted by RollTide1987
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Posted on 9/28/19 at 9:07 pm to
I saw this pop up online sometime around Star Wars Celebration and I was skeptical of it then and remain so now. The main reason is it sounds so terrible that I don't want it to be true. If this is indeed the plot of Episode IX I will not be seeing it in theaters.

Posted by tiggerthetooth
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Posted on 9/28/19 at 9:08 pm to
I've seen multiple leaks with the macguffin stuff, so I think that's absolutely true.
Posted by Green Chili Tiger
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Posted on 9/28/19 at 9:11 pm to
Posted by LSUlefty
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Posted on 9/28/19 at 9:15 pm to
Damn, they have ruined my childhood yet again.
Posted by PowerTool
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Posted on 9/28/19 at 9:22 pm to
Is this all Jedi Praxis, or a new source?
Posted by tiggerthetooth
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Posted on 9/28/19 at 9:23 pm to
quote:

Is this all Jedi Praxis,



Yes
Posted by PowerTool
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Posted on 9/28/19 at 10:12 pm to
Finished reading the updates. Looks like Arya is going to kill the Night King.

Overall, it sounds like they're really veering away from SciFi battle to magic power test of wills. The New Order shall not pass.
This post was edited on 9/28/19 at 11:37 pm
Posted by tiggerthetooth
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Posted on 9/28/19 at 10:21 pm to
Its fundamentally about putting the female protagonist front and center with the male protagonist taking an insignificant back seat (Kylo becomes a pro during the movie).

They "redeem" Kylo Ren and immediately after throw him into a giant gaping hole.


The entire trilogy might as well be called

Star Wars: ITS HER TURN

This post was edited on 9/28/19 at 10:25 pm
Posted by HailToTheChiz
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Member since Aug 2010
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Posted on 9/28/19 at 10:36 pm to
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In a flashback


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telepathic shite


quote:

during the telepathy


quote:

telepathy shite.


quote:

literally clashing sabers through the telepathy.


quote:

More Kylo and Rey telepathy.



quote:

ghost of Luke and leia appear


this all sounds terrible

as someone who has watched the other films, why am i so fricking confused by your synopsis?



(1)
quote:

Then Leia returns to training and is also training Rey. Rey is better at pure physical feats than mental feats. She struggles during the training.


so leia (who is now dead in real life) is training rey in the force?

(2)
quote:

per Sidious orders


He died last movie?

(3)
quote:

Harrison Ford convinces Adam Driver to leave the dark side after Rey defeats him.


Harrison Ford died last movie?

(4)
quote:

Luke convinces her that Leia believed she was to bring balance to the force like Anakin (again balance?).

Luke gives Rey a lightsaber that used to be Leia's (lol).


Luke died last movie?

Posted by tiggerthetooth
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Posted on 9/28/19 at 10:40 pm to
All force ghosts. They are max force ghosting this movie.


Force ghosts are also no longer just immaterial spiritual guides, but they can now interact with the physical as seen in TLJ with Yoda using lightning to burn down the tree.
Posted by Carson123987
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Posted on 9/28/19 at 10:47 pm to
quote:

A lot of macguffins, running around finding objects with special meaning etc.


disney loves this shite.
Posted by Jack Ruby
Member since Apr 2014
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Posted on 9/29/19 at 12:11 am to
If these details are true... Which u want to believe they are... They Wil have all but killed the entire franchise.

It may be redeemed a bit with Mandalorian, but everything else will be just a joke.

This synopsis is beyond awful. But I could easily see lots of McGuffins in play. It's an Abrams a specialty
Posted by WicKed WayZ
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Posted on 9/29/19 at 12:38 am to
Sounds like bad fan fiction
Posted by SHOtime Tiger
Member since Aug 2019
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Posted on 9/29/19 at 12:46 am to
Hux is a mole? Is that supposed to be true for the entire trilogy or just since Snoke died?

Either way that one little tidbit makes me doubt most everything else.
Posted by MasterKnight
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Member since Jan 2016
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Posted on 9/29/19 at 1:59 am to
TLJ was such shite show for me that I had lost any interest in this series. Reading these leaks and if true holy shite what have they done. Like someone had posted on Reddit in the comments, Rey never losing a battle diminishes her as a hero. A hero is someone who fails and learns from his/her mistake. Has to overcome an obstacle. If all she does is win every battle, what is the point of anyone taking her on. Where is the triumph feeling of doing something you have not done before.
Also how is Han showing up as a “force ghost”? If he is able to do that, how come others don’t show up. What the hell is special about being a Jedi if others can do what they can do. Just like Finn wielding a lightsaber in TFA. They mess with the actual history of the damn franchise and run it into the ground. Bravo Disney
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