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re: Star Wars EP. IX Leaks thread (SPOILERS)-New images from screening

Posted on 12/10/19 at 2:36 pm to
Posted by HailToTheChiz
Back in Auburn
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Posted on 12/10/19 at 2:36 pm to
That leak saddens me
Posted by UnitedFruitCompany
Bay Area
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Posted on 12/10/19 at 2:41 pm to
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So apparently everyone now has healing powers and can transfer "life force" from one being to another.

- Rey heals the wound of the sand snake, and then mortally stabs Kylo with a lightsaber, only to feel guilty and heal him completely.

- The Emperor sucks life force out of Kylo and Rey to bring himself fully back to life.

- After being hit with lightning and sent off a cliff, Kylo comes back to find Rey on the brink of death. So he transfers his life force to her to save her only to kill himself in the process.

All of this sounds positively ridiculous.




I swear, the worst thing to happen to movies were the writers guild strike, Twilight, and 50 shades of grey. They basically made stale fart level literature the high water mark of modern mass media.

This movie is going to be one huge steaming pile of shite and I cant wait for it to bankrupt the studio.
Posted by Athos
Member since Sep 2016
11878 posts
Posted on 12/10/19 at 2:42 pm to
THE Twilight Bitch could write better fanfic than this ahit.
Posted by SonicAndBareKnuckles
Member since Jun 2018
1995 posts
Posted on 12/10/19 at 2:46 pm to
So Han isn't a Force Ghost, instead he's just a regular ghost.

Also, why doesn't Ghost Yoda show up to lightning the bad guys?

Why aren't the two fleets doing lightspeed kamikazes into each other?

Disney has completely broken the Star Wars Universe.
This post was edited on 12/10/19 at 2:52 pm
Posted by Carson123987
Middle Court at the Rec
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68200 posts
Posted on 12/10/19 at 2:50 pm to
someone please nuke disney lol. god that sounds horrid
Posted by Cs
Member since Aug 2008
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Posted on 12/10/19 at 2:50 pm to
And if anyone still has any lingering doubt about the leaks, the tracklist was just leaked.

Posted by UnitedFruitCompany
Bay Area
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4193 posts
Posted on 12/10/19 at 2:54 pm to
im getting such a sick satisfaction reading all the, "lol these leaks are fake bro. Mace Windu but no anakin? lol sure ok"

Because as I read them, I just think to myself, "O my sweet summer child...."

and then I think about r/freefolk. and before S8 of GoT. and the bells. and Tyrion. and how, "lol no way these leaks are legit" and, well, look how that turned out.

Posted by Bulldogblitz
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Posted on 12/10/19 at 2:56 pm to
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Disney has completely broken the Star Wars Universe.


There was going to be no other course when they made the purchase.
Posted by ZappBrannigan
Member since Jun 2015
7692 posts
Posted on 12/10/19 at 3:06 pm to
Honestly the most disappointing thing.

Force ghosts interacting with the physical world and not have an Anakin ghost frick up Palpatine or at least serve as the guide to him, take another lightning blast?
Posted by Cs
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Posted on 12/10/19 at 3:16 pm to
Reflecting lightning back at the Emperor to kill him is incredibly unoriginal and anti-climactic.

No real substantive explanation will be given for how the Emperor survived, what he's been doing, how many kids he's had, how he's built an entirely new Empire separate from the First Order without anyone knowing, or any of the world building details that are necessary. All of it will be ignored.

And right after he "absorbs the life energy" from Rey and Ben, he's apparently going to have some lightning reflected back at him only to die as swiftly as he came back. All for nothing.

It's all going to feel so incredibly cheap.
Posted by Sasquatch Smash
Member since Nov 2007
25958 posts
Posted on 12/10/19 at 3:34 pm to
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THE Twilight Bitch could write better fanfic than this ahit.



Are we talking about the chick that actually wrote the "Twilight" series or the chick that wrote erotic "Twilight" fanfiction that became the "50 Shades" series?
Posted by RollTide1987
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Member since Nov 2009
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Posted on 12/10/19 at 3:41 pm to
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And right after he "absorbs the life energy" from Rey and Ben, he's apparently going to have some lightning reflected back at him only to die as swiftly as he came back. All for nothing.

It's all going to feel so incredibly cheap.


Posted by Walking the Earth
Member since Feb 2013
17461 posts
Posted on 12/10/19 at 3:51 pm to
Rian may have trashed the mythos but if these leaks are true, this garbage is 100% on JJ.

On the other hand, being responsible for destroying not 1 but 2 beloved franchises within a decade is kind of impressive in its own right.
Posted by RollTide1987
Baltimore, MD
Member since Nov 2009
71587 posts
Posted on 12/10/19 at 3:58 pm to
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Rian may have trashed the mythos but if these leaks are true, this garbage is 100% on JJ.


JJ Abrams isn't entirely blameless either. I agree with you there. But it's not like Rian Johnson left him much to work with. The Last Jedi felt more like the concluding chapter of a trilogy than it did a middle act. Just about everyone in the First Order was wiped out, just about everyone in the Resistance was wiped out, Luke Skywalker died, and Snoke died. Not only that, but just about every plot thread introduced by The Force Awakens was resolved by the end of The Last Jedi. The latter film left us almost zero questions entering the final chapter.

What exactly was JJ Abrams supposed to do other than to resurrect a big bad and make him the final boss? Kylo Ren certainly wasn't a strong enough villain to carry the final film of the Saga. That all falls mostly on Rian Johnson.
This post was edited on 12/10/19 at 3:59 pm
Posted by GeauxBayouBengals
Member since Nov 2003
6255 posts
Posted on 12/10/19 at 4:02 pm to
Where is baby Yoda in this?
Posted by auburnu008
I am the bagman
Member since Feb 2010
19779 posts
Posted on 12/10/19 at 4:02 pm to
End the fricking series already. frick these assholes for turning the franchise into absolute shite.
Posted by DisplacedBuckeye
Member since Dec 2013
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Posted on 12/10/19 at 4:25 pm to
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Why aren't the two fleets doing lightspeed kamikazes into each other?

Disney has completely broken the Star Wars Universe.


This was possible in Star Wars several years before Disney took over.
Posted by Athos
Member since Sep 2016
11878 posts
Posted on 12/10/19 at 4:28 pm to
quote:

Rian may have trashed the mythos but if these leaks are true, this garbage is 100% on JJ. On the other hand, being responsible for destroying not 1 but 2 beloved franchises within a decade is kind of impressive in its own right.


Honestly, JJ gets too much hate for StarTrek. I’m not a hardcore Trekkie, but I love TNG and Picard. JJs movies were fine. The first was solid. Khan. Yea. Ok. Mediocre. Beyond was excellent though.

Certainly miles ahead of SW which he’s proclaimed to love.
Posted by Athos
Member since Sep 2016
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Posted on 12/10/19 at 4:44 pm to
Posted by Nguyener
Kame House
Member since Mar 2013
21057 posts
Posted on 12/10/19 at 5:03 pm to
That. Is that real? Is this real life?
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