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re: Star Wars EP. IX Leaks thread (SPOILERS)-New images from screening

Posted on 11/7/19 at 10:28 pm to
Posted by Napoleon
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Posted on 11/7/19 at 10:28 pm to
Like the Yuzahn Vohng?
Posted by elprez00
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Posted on 11/7/19 at 11:14 pm to
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One of the leaks details scenes showing Leia in jedi training and she quits when she gets pregnant lol.

This is essentially what happened to her in the EU. She marries Han, gets pregnant with the twins, and takes her role in establishing the government of the New Republic despite the pleas of Luke.

I have zero issue with female Jedi. Mara Jade is an awesome character, and Leia is pretty badass. Jania Solo is one of my favorite EU characters.

What I do have issue with is making Leia, who stood as a young woman toe to toe with the two most powerful men in the galaxy and told them to kiss her arse, into a character that would slap Poe for being daring. The Leia in TLJ would never have attacked the Death Star at Yavin or the second one at Endor, which was a complete Won or Go Home scenario using the entire Fleet.

Rian Johnson is an a-hole.
Posted by boXerrumble
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Posted on 11/8/19 at 6:44 am to
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One of the leaks details scenes showing Leia in jedi training and she quits when she gets pregnant lol.

At the end Rey uses Leias lightsaber to kill Palpatine.

It was exactly as Kathleen planned it...


Oh FFS. They have taken one of the best series I grew up with as a kid and absolutely mutilated it.
Posted by tiggerthetooth
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Posted on 11/15/19 at 11:52 pm to
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Something something Rey stabs Kylo and then heals him with healing powers after (lol).




This is now confirmed through the Mandalorian. The baby Yoda attempted to heal the Mandalorian in the 2nd episode during the fire at night and he put it back in its carriage.

Eventually the baby Yoda will heal people thus setting the stage for MaRey Sue to heal people too in Ep. ix.
This post was edited on 11/15/19 at 11:53 pm
Posted by DrunkerThanThou
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Posted on 11/18/19 at 7:51 pm to
If the spoilers are true then Disney could’ve saved money paying writers and instead just ripped off a terrible fanfic from some 15 year old girls tumblr.

Posted by tiggerthetooth
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Posted on 12/10/19 at 1:29 pm to
Posted by McCaigBro69
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Posted on 12/10/19 at 1:36 pm to
Only thing I see good in here is rose being a background character.

Also, who did they pay to come up with ‘The Final Order’
Posted by Walking the Earth
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Posted on 12/10/19 at 1:47 pm to
Ouch.

On the bright side, at least I no longer have to listen to anymore of that prophecy bullshite.
This post was edited on 12/10/19 at 1:52 pm
Posted by Cs
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Posted on 12/10/19 at 2:09 pm to
So the last remaining Skywalker is once again treated like garbage and dies THREE times in this movie.

Posted by RollTide1987
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Posted on 12/10/19 at 2:11 pm to
Any explanation as to how Palpatine is still alive?
Posted by tiggerthetooth
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Posted on 12/10/19 at 2:15 pm to
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Any explanation as to how Palpatine is still alive?


Because the previous 2 movies either killed or severely neutered any villain.

Kylo-has already been beat multiple times by Rey

Snoke-dead

Hux-the brunt of yo mama jokes as an over the top Dudley-Do-Right tier psychopath


There were no villains at all worth exploring at the end of TLJ.
Posted by hg
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Posted on 12/10/19 at 2:15 pm to
No Anakin
Posted by Nguyener
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Posted on 12/10/19 at 2:16 pm to
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a flashback Luke is shown to be training Leia with a lightsaber, but ends her training because she is pregnant. (Lol)

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Rey stabs Kylo and then heals him with healing powers after (lol).
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Rey returns to blue milk sea cow Island from TLJ. Luke convinces her that Leia believed she was to bring balance to the force like Anakin (again balance?).

Luke gives Rey a lightsaber that used to be Leia's (lol).



Jesus Christ. Just end the franchise.

I will never understand why Progressives can't be comfortable with their own shite? Why do they have to ruin everyone else's? That's what psychopaths do.
Posted by Cs
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Posted on 12/10/19 at 2:19 pm to
So apparently everyone now has healing powers and can transfer "life force" from one being to another.

- Rey heals the wound of the sand snake, and then mortally stabs Kylo with a lightsaber, only to feel guilty and heal him completely.

- The Emperor sucks life force out of Kylo and Rey to bring himself fully back to life.

- After being hit with lightning and sent off a cliff, Kylo comes back to find Rey on the brink of death. So he transfers his life force to her to save her only to kill himself in the process.

All of this sounds positively ridiculous.
This post was edited on 12/10/19 at 2:20 pm
Posted by Nguyener
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Posted on 12/10/19 at 2:21 pm to
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After being hit with lightning and sent off a cliff, Kylo comes back to find Rey on the brink of death. So he transfers his life force to her to save her only to kill himself in the process.



They're just borrowing from DragonBall Z now.

Might as well retcon Dende as Yoda's kid and have Goku show up and kill Palpatine.

Just put a throwaway line about how Yoda is from Namek and then have the DragonBalls show up and Rey find them to wish everyone back to life.
This post was edited on 12/10/19 at 2:22 pm
Posted by hg
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Posted on 12/10/19 at 2:23 pm to
So Kylo does 3 times in this movie?
Posted by wareaglepete
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Posted on 12/10/19 at 2:24 pm to
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No Anakin


This post was edited on 12/10/19 at 2:25 pm
Posted by Cs
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Posted on 12/10/19 at 2:28 pm to
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So Kylo does 3 times in this movie?


He's had his arse kicked the entire trilogy and now in the final act he dies three times.

- Fatally stabbed by Rey, but she heals him.

- Gets pelted with lightning and sent off a cliff.

- Climbs back up the cliff and transfers his "life energy" to Rey, then dies.

It's laughable.
This post was edited on 12/10/19 at 2:29 pm
Posted by Bulldogblitz
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Posted on 12/10/19 at 2:32 pm to
Posted by Walking the Earth
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Posted on 12/10/19 at 2:34 pm to
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So the last remaining Skywalker is once again treated like garbage and dies THREE times in this movie.



It makes a lot more sense when you realize that the whole story since 1977 has obviously been about the greatest family of Force users in history...the Palpatines.
This post was edited on 12/10/19 at 2:35 pm
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