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Star Trek: Who pulled more tail during their respective missions?

Posted on 3/25/24 at 2:25 pm
Posted by ZZTIGERS
Member since Dec 2007
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Posted on 3/25/24 at 2:25 pm
Captain Kirk or Commander Riker?

I gotta go Kirk. It seemed like he had a new one every episode.
Posted by Green Chili Tiger
Lurking the Tin Foil Hat Board
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47589 posts
Posted on 3/25/24 at 2:41 pm to
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I gotta go Kirk. It seemed like he had a new one every episode.




Posted by concrete_tiger
Member since May 2020
5965 posts
Posted on 3/25/24 at 2:43 pm to
On screen, it was Kirk. Riker was hamstrung by his on again/off again relationship with Deana Troi.
Posted by mizzoubuckeyeiowa
Member since Nov 2015
35460 posts
Posted on 3/25/24 at 2:51 pm to
Kirk was like the sailors on the Bounty when they hit Tahiti.

Every new world Kirk found, first thing he'd do is hook up with the Natives.
Posted by drizztiger
Deal With it!
Member since Mar 2007
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Posted on 3/25/24 at 2:54 pm to
Neither was very discerning and would nail anything that moved - and I’m not sure that was an actual requirement.
Posted by ZZTIGERS
Member since Dec 2007
17066 posts
Posted on 3/25/24 at 2:59 pm to
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Neither was very discerning and would nail anything that moved

Remember when Riker hooked up with that
androgynous alien chick/dude? Riker definitely had no standards.
Posted by Fewer Kilometers
Baton Rouge
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Posted on 3/25/24 at 3:50 pm to
McCoy.

They didn't call him Bones for nothin'.
Posted by Don Quixote
Member since May 2023
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Posted on 3/25/24 at 3:54 pm to
Kirk, Riker is gay
Posted by Philzilla
Member since Nov 2011
1347 posts
Posted on 3/25/24 at 3:54 pm to
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Commander Riker

He swung both ways.
Posted by ZZTIGERS
Member since Dec 2007
17066 posts
Posted on 3/25/24 at 4:01 pm to
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McCoy.

They didn't call him Bones for nothin'.

My favorite McCoy moment:

KIRK: All hands, this is the captain. Stay at your posts. Remain calm. Captain out. Bones. What's the sedative situation?

MCCOY: Jim, I've got some stuff that would tranquilize an active volcano.
Posted by boxcarbarney
Above all things, be a man
Member since Jul 2007
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Posted on 3/25/24 at 4:04 pm to
Posted by SammyTiger
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Feb 2009
66402 posts
Posted on 3/25/24 at 4:07 pm to
did kirk ever bring back a sex toy that almost took out the entire ship?

Virgin Wesley saved the day
Posted by MasonTiger
Mason, Ohio
Member since Jan 2005
16243 posts
Posted on 3/25/24 at 4:12 pm to
quote:

I gotta go Kirk. It seemed like he had a new one every episode.




Posted by theGarnetWay
Washington, D.C.
Member since Mar 2010
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Posted on 3/25/24 at 5:17 pm to
The real question is what would the galaxy look like if Riker served under Kirk?
Posted by Bard
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Posted on 3/25/24 at 5:32 pm to
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The real question is what would the galaxy look like if Riker served under Kirk?


It would look like a giant Jackson Pollock painting.
Posted by Kafka
I am the moral conscience of TD
Member since Jul 2007
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Posted on 3/25/24 at 5:41 pm to
Do green chicks count?
Posted by SammyTiger
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Feb 2009
66402 posts
Posted on 3/25/24 at 5:45 pm to
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The real question is what would the galaxy look like if Riker served under Kirk?


like Ryker and Kirk mixed with a bunch of aliens
Posted by drizztiger
Deal With it!
Member since Mar 2007
36946 posts
Posted on 3/25/24 at 5:49 pm to
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The real question is what would the galaxy look like if Riker served under Kirk?
It would have started with Earth looking like this:

Posted by skrayper
21-0 Asterisk Drive
Member since Nov 2012
30858 posts
Posted on 3/25/24 at 6:06 pm to
Average or total?

If total, the edge goes to Riker for being in the game longer (7 seasons vs 3)
Posted by SouthEasternKaiju
SouthEast... you figure it out
Member since Aug 2021
24780 posts
Posted on 3/25/24 at 6:22 pm to
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I gotta go Kirk.





TBH, I'd give Riker his due had he not fallen for an androgenous they/them alien in one ep.
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