re: SNL Celebrity Jeopardy Skits

I will take Swords for 500

that is S Words

SABRE! IT BEGAN WITH A BLOODY S

my personal fav:

Trebek - this is the sound a Dog makes.
Connery - Moo
Trebek - No
Connery - Well that's the sound your mother made last night
Trebek - we would have accepted Bow Wow or Ruff
Connery - Ah Ruff, just the way your mother likes it

Darrell Hammond as Sean Connery is one of the funniest characters SNL has ever had.

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Trebek: That’s beautiful. And finally, Sean Connery’s also here let’s move on to Double Jeopardy where the categories...
Connery: Not so fast Trebek.
Trebek: I really thought that was going to work.
Connery: Well, you were wrong, you mountebank. I pose a conundrum to ya, I riddle if you will
Trebek: I don’t want to hear it.
Connery: What’s the difference between you and a mallard with a cold? One’s a sick duck and I can’t remember how it ends, but your mother’s a whore.

Yeah, those Jeopardy skits were great and so were the "Alien Abduction" ones. I almost pissed myself laughing a couple times watching them on u-tube.

Kate McKinnon is off the charts funny in them.

Same here. She was so funny in those alien abduction scenes, and she said some things I didn’t know you could say on tv.

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t always annoyed me that Ferrell's impression of Trebek, while hilarious, was absolutely nothing like Trebek

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This always bugged me too

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Same here. She was so funny in those alien abduction scenes, and she said some things I didn’t know you could say on tv.

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"Yeah well, it was a little different for me. I was sitting there with no pants on with my cooter and pooter hanging out and they were taking turns flicking my knockers".