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Ryan Reynolds is going to fight Sharks. Nazis. and Vikings in the Bermuda Triangle
Posted on 6/10/18 at 7:23 pm
Posted on 6/10/18 at 7:23 pm
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"When a massive submarine carrying nuclear weapons goes missing in the Bermuda Triangle, Commander Vogel enlists the help of Dr. Fisk a theoretical physicist, who while using his grandfathers research opens a wormhole to reveal a mysterious island that is inhabited by anything lost in the triangle including Sharks. Vikings. and Nazis in hopes of finding the nuclear weapons."
sounds like Indiana Jones Meets Journey To The Center Of The Earth. SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY
"When a massive submarine carrying nuclear weapons goes missing in the Bermuda Triangle, Commander Vogel enlists the help of Dr. Fisk a theoretical physicist, who while using his grandfathers research opens a wormhole to reveal a mysterious island that is inhabited by anything lost in the triangle including Sharks. Vikings. and Nazis in hopes of finding the nuclear weapons."
sounds like Indiana Jones Meets Journey To The Center Of The Earth. SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY
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Posted on 6/10/18 at 7:27 pm to BoomNation
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sounds like Indiana Jones Meets Journey To The Center Of The Earth
meets Kung Fury
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SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY
Posted on 6/10/18 at 7:37 pm to HandGrenade
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meets Kung Fury
that’s the movie that crossed my mind too. 
Posted on 6/10/18 at 7:40 pm to BoomNation
Nazis?
Sorry but that's a 50 year old tired foil in movies.
It's like we are perennially stuck in 1945.
Couldn't ruthless Spanish Conquistadors have been lost in the Triangle as they explored the Americas?
Native American warriors...the Seminoles lost in the Triangle on some fishing expedition and are now living on this Island like their civilization isn't destroyed and they are going to fight for it.
Everything reverts back to Nazis despite other modern and historical foes. It's so old and tired and played out man. Get a fresh take Hollywood. It's been done a million times. It's boring now as a tired cliche.
Sorry but that's a 50 year old tired foil in movies.
It's like we are perennially stuck in 1945.
Couldn't ruthless Spanish Conquistadors have been lost in the Triangle as they explored the Americas?
Native American warriors...the Seminoles lost in the Triangle on some fishing expedition and are now living on this Island like their civilization isn't destroyed and they are going to fight for it.
Everything reverts back to Nazis despite other modern and historical foes. It's so old and tired and played out man. Get a fresh take Hollywood. It's been done a million times. It's boring now as a tired cliche.
Posted on 6/10/18 at 7:44 pm to mizzoubuckeyeiowa
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Nazis
Literally Trump supporters
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Spanish Conquistadors
Literally Clinton Supporters
Posted on 6/10/18 at 7:45 pm to BoomNation
Sam Raimi is directing
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SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY
Posted on 6/10/18 at 7:46 pm to mizzoubuckeyeiowa
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Sorry but that's a 50 year old tired foil in movies.
you couldn't have a film that depicts anyone in modern times as a bad group or evil with the SJWs running around. North Korea? nope, can't refer to them as bad. Muslims? nope. Russians? Maybe since the left hates them so bad at the moment.
Posted on 6/10/18 at 7:50 pm to mizzoubuckeyeiowa
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Nazis?
Yup, Nazis
And Vikings
And sharks
And Ryan Reynolds
And Sam Raimi
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SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY
Posted on 6/10/18 at 7:52 pm to MrFreakinMiyagi
which is why I will be seeing it his poltergeist remake was his best yet saw it in theatres and loved it. also working forward to his remake of the grudge scheduled to hit theatres in august of 2019.
his spiderman trilogy was hot garbage though
his spiderman trilogy was hot garbage though
Posted on 6/10/18 at 7:53 pm to BoomNation
Ryan Reynold's filmography over the last 10 years minus the Deadpool movies has been suspect.
Posted on 6/10/18 at 7:54 pm to BoomNation
KInda sounds like stuff from the SyFy channel but because Ryan Reynolds was OMG DEADPOOL then people lose their minds.
Posted on 6/10/18 at 8:02 pm to BoomNation
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his poltergeist remake was his best yet saw it in theatres and loved it.
Did he direct that? I thought it sucked.
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his spiderman trilogy was hot garbage though
Just 3
1 and 2 (especially) were great.
Posted on 6/10/18 at 8:04 pm to xenythx
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Ryan Reynold's filmography over the last 10 years minus the Deadpool movies has been suspect.
He’s a one trick pony.
But this seems like a situation that suits him well.
Posted on 6/11/18 at 12:06 am to MrFreakinMiyagi
The Hitman's Bodyguard was pretty descent and it did 2 1/2 times its budget here and another 100 mil overseas, so it was a good success for him.
Reynolds can be a hot name again with the success of Deadpool, but he has to stop taking shitty roles like Life.
Hopefully with Raimi, this will have a low budget so it can be a success, because no matter how awesome it is, it will still be a niche movie at the box office.
Reynolds can be a hot name again with the success of Deadpool, but he has to stop taking shitty roles like Life.
Hopefully with Raimi, this will have a low budget so it can be a success, because no matter how awesome it is, it will still be a niche movie at the box office.
Posted on 6/11/18 at 8:13 am to BoomNation
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Ryan Reynolds
Is literally a real-life Deadpool, sans regeneration factor.
Posted on 6/11/18 at 8:13 am to mizzoubuckeyeiowa
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Everything reverts back to Nazis despite other modern and historical foes. It's so old and tired and played out man.
There is a group of people who control a majority of Hollywood. These people are obsessed with Nazis and probably always will be due to past trauma.
Posted on 6/11/18 at 8:27 am to mizzoubuckeyeiowa
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Everything reverts back to Nazis despite other modern and historical foes. It's so old and tired and played out man. Get a fresh take Hollywood. It's been done a million times. It's boring now as a tired cliche.
Despite everyone's claims of "SJW" or "Hollywood Jewish Control", the answer is WAY simpler.
Market share.
If you want to have a global release, you don't target:
An entire country
An entire religion (that borders on a billion followers)
It's like making China the bad guys. If you're making a movie that you know will get banned there, then go for it. If you want to make MONEY there, then you go for someone else.
It's why Homeland switched gears and became a game vs the Korean combined forces, because the more logical aggressor - China - meant removing the game from a potentially huge market (the fact the game did poorly anyway is irrelevant).
Nazis are safe protagonists, as are aliens, zombies, monsters, etc. In the past, when movies made 95% of their money domestically, Russian villains was fine. We weren't making money in the USSR anyway. China is different in that it is a viable market.
And as always, money is the driving force.
Posted on 6/11/18 at 10:23 am to skrayper
which was exactly why the red dawn remake originally had china has the villain but switched to north Korean soldiers
Posted on 6/11/18 at 11:12 am to devils1854
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The Hitman's Bodyguard was pretty descent and it did 2 1/2 times its budget here and another 100 mil overseas, so it was a good success for him.
Reynolds can be a hot name again with the success of Deadpool, but he has to stop taking shitty roles like Life.
i think of him as very one-off.
Great:
Definitely Maybe
DP 1&2
Safe House
Hitman's Bodyguard
Buried
Proposal
Bad:
Life
Voices
Selfless
green lantern
RIPD
Turbo
i really don't think "oh that was a decent RR movie." i either love them or hate them. and usually it's not entirely his fault. he is a little one dimensional, but he kills that one dimension.
Posted on 6/11/18 at 1:21 pm to BoomNation
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Ryan Reynolds is going to fight Sharks. Nazis. and Vikings in the Bermuda Triangle
Well, I'm in...
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