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re: Real Housewives of New Jersey

Posted on 6/10/09 at 10:48 am to
Posted by Sophandros
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Posted on 6/10/09 at 10:48 am to
OK, I've finally calmed down about not having The Table Incident last night.

Last night was kind of "blah", basically the calm before the storm. I do, however, love that Danielle's kids know she's a coke whore, essentially.

When she told them that he'll still be around, my first thought was, "Around for what? To bang your kid in three years when she's of age?"

So Dina and Jacqueline have fake bubbies, huh? Shocker.
Posted by MetalTiger
Member since Jan 2009
1108 posts
Posted on 6/10/09 at 10:50 am to
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last night was pretty boring


lack of table throwing was a downer.

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Is anyone surprised that next week is the season finale? Why were there only like 5 episodes for this one?


I think the 1st season has been shorter on the other cities as well. could be wrong...
Posted by LSU ATX
Austin, TX
Member since Oct 2007
582 posts
Posted on 6/10/09 at 10:53 am to
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This season has been sitting on the shelves for a while now


How long? 2 years? It will make the reunion very interesting. Any guesses on what they are doing now? Danielle single??
Posted by tylercsbn9
Cypress, TX
Member since Feb 2004
66977 posts
Posted on 6/10/09 at 11:12 am to
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So Dina and Jacqueline have fake bubbies, huh? Shocker


I don't know about Jacqueline (still need to see her in something that shows them off), I figured Dina did from day 1.

At one point last night Dina was complaining about big boobs and I was thinking out loud to my wife wtf are you complaining aren't they fake? And of course they were, but it was strange she was bitching about big boobs when she went and got them done by choice.
Posted by skullhawk
My house
Member since Nov 2007
27849 posts
Posted on 6/10/09 at 11:17 am to
not sure how long. My friends wife is heavily involved in following this show and she told me this. The producers obviously have to create some type of beginning and ending feel to the season.

I'm guessing it started close to 2 years ago. What leads me to believe this is Teresa saying in the first episode that "people say we might be in a recession." or something similar to that. Even a ditzy guido from Jersey would know by now we are in one of the worst economic times in our countries history.
Most of the footage is from the summer months. I'm not sure whether it is from summer '08 or '07.
Posted by Gindoni
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Member since Apr 2009
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Posted on 6/10/09 at 11:18 am to
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bubbies


I love listening to them say this
Posted by supatigah
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Posted on 6/10/09 at 11:28 am to
it was filmed last summer FYI
Posted by Sophandros
Victoria Concordia Crescit
Member since Feb 2005
45219 posts
Posted on 6/10/09 at 11:44 am to
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Even a ditzy guido from Jersey would know by now we are in one of the worst economic times in our countries history.


The term is "guida". She's a woman, so it's feminized.

Yes, my girlfriend informed of this, and I'll take her word on this.
Posted by Sophandros
Victoria Concordia Crescit
Member since Feb 2005
45219 posts
Posted on 6/10/09 at 11:44 am to
It's become my term of choice when referencing breasts.
Posted by MetalTiger
Member since Jan 2009
1108 posts
Posted on 6/10/09 at 12:22 pm to
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bubbies


quote:

guida


my skin is turning orange and my hair is spiking just reading that.
Posted by Sophandros
Victoria Concordia Crescit
Member since Feb 2005
45219 posts
Posted on 6/10/09 at 12:43 pm to
OMG, how can I forget this!

So one of our friends came over to watch last night, and he refers to Danielle as a "count bag".
Posted by Keys Open Doors
In hiding with Tupac & XXXTentacion
Member since Dec 2008
32893 posts
Posted on 6/10/09 at 12:58 pm to
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Even a ditzy guido from Jersey would know by now we are in one of the worst economic times in our countries history.


You are giving her way too much credit.

I thought the scene with Jacqueline's daughter at the photographer's studio was pretty funny. I guess she was pretty disappointed in the photos, but it shows that even a pro can't turn a 5 into a 10.

I have been surprised throughout the season at how normal Danielle's kids are. The older definitely understands what her mom's been up to although she might not be aware of the allegations in the book. They are by far the most well-adjusted of the kids in the show, along with the kid in law school. The kid that wants to open up a strip club seems alright too, but is just a complete moron.

Everyone else is horrible, but in a few years, Theresa's kids will easily be the worst.

The more I see her husband on the show, the more convinced I am that he is a Cro-Magnon.
Posted by supatigah
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Member since Mar 2004
90063 posts
Posted on 6/10/09 at 1:06 pm to
a happy wife is a happy life
Posted by tylercsbn9
Cypress, TX
Member since Feb 2004
66977 posts
Posted on 6/10/09 at 1:10 pm to
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The more I see her husband on the show, the more convinced I am that he is a Cro-Magnon.


As big of a meathead as he is, he seems like a nice guy
Posted by TexasTiger05
Member since Aug 2007
28332 posts
Posted on 6/10/09 at 1:13 pm to
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When she told them that he'll still be around,

The the kids go down the laundry list of guys who said they would be around for them and they were not. WTF is up with that woman expecting a 26 year old to be honest about that.

Danielle looks like some kind of forrest animal. I cant place it, but it'll come to me
Posted by Sophandros
Victoria Concordia Crescit
Member since Feb 2005
45219 posts
Posted on 6/10/09 at 1:36 pm to
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Danielle looks like some kind of forrest animal. I cant place it, but it'll come to me



"Drag Queen" =/= forest animal...
Posted by TigerInBamaLand
Birmingham, AL
Member since Oct 2007
4178 posts
Posted on 6/10/09 at 1:49 pm to
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"Drag Queen" =/= forest animal...
I would prove you wrong ...... but I'm not doing that Google image search at work.
Posted by Sophandros
Victoria Concordia Crescit
Member since Feb 2005
45219 posts
Posted on 6/10/09 at 2:17 pm to
Well played, sir. Well played.
Posted by Gindoni
OKC Thunder Fan
Member since Apr 2009
6307 posts
Posted on 6/11/09 at 2:49 pm to
Don't forget the "lost footage" episode of Orange County tonight.

Threesome
Posted by Gindoni
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Member since Apr 2009
6307 posts
Posted on 6/15/09 at 4:52 pm to
Finally, the table scene is tomorrow night
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