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Ranking: Adam Sandler Love Interests

Posted on 4/30/21 at 9:59 am
Posted by TigerSlippers
Member since Oct 2020
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Posted on 4/30/21 at 9:59 am
Saw another Sandler thread and as much as people seem to be indifferent about his films, one thing has been for certain, he has a nice resume of love interests.

I put together a top 10 list of the Sandler movies I've seen. I don't have set criteria for the rankings so whatever. Bate away (as in debate).

10 - Brooklyn Decker - Just Go with It


Wow. She's #10? Can't wait to see the rest of this list. Well, after much thought, I decided to include her in the list but didn't think it was fair to the other actresses since she's an actual supermodel, so I placed her at No. 10.

9 - Fairuza Balk - Waterboy


The true definition of a ride-or-die chick. This cajun princess swiped Bobby's v-card.

8 - Drew Barrymore - Wedding Singer


Julia Gulia was the leading lady in two Sandler films. Never watched 50 First Dates though.

7 - Jennifer Aniston - Just Go with It


#7?!?! Are you crazy? Competing against a supermodel, JA held her own in the movie by showing off her rocking bod in a bikini.

6 - Bridgette Wilson - Billy Madison


Her iconic study tactics are still used by many today. I worked with a guy who hooked up with her.

5 - Julie Bowen - Happy Gilmore


Her hairstyle left much to be desired in the movie, but man, did she got insanely hotter as she got older.

4 - Jessica Biel - Chuck and Larry


In one of the more offensive Sandler movies, Mrs. Timberlake may have been just enough for moviegoers to finish the film.

3 - Kate Beckinsale - Click


Possibly the most accomplished actress on the list with her own action-horror franchise, this British beauty surely kept viewers from hitting the off button on the remote.

2 - Emmanuelle Chriqui - Zohan


I struggled immensely to finish this Sandler gem, but Entourage's Sloan has always been high on my list as one of Hollywood's most beautiful.

1 - Salma Hayek - Grown Ups


Two things separate Ms. Hayek from everyone else on this list, and we all know what two things I'm talking about... her accent and her academy award nomination. Salma made her film debut in Desperado in 1995 and has blessed us ever since.

Honorable mentions - Marisa Tomei (Anger Management), Josh Mostel (Billy Madison), Winona Ryder (Mr. Deeds)

My Rankings
10 - Brooklyn Decker
9 - Fairuza Balk
8 - Drew Barrymore
7 - Jennifer Aniston
6 - Bridgette Wilson
5 - Julie Bowen
4 - Jessica Biel
3 - Kate Beckinsale
2 - Emmanuelle Chriqui
1 - Salma Hayek
Posted by JDPndahizzy
JDP
Member since Nov 2013
6446 posts
Posted on 4/30/21 at 10:02 am to
I agree !!
Posted by OSoBad
Member since Nov 2016
2007 posts
Posted on 4/30/21 at 10:04 am to
I think Brooklyn can be bumped to 8, other than that yep.
Posted by Honest Tune
Louisiana
Member since Dec 2011
15657 posts
Posted on 4/30/21 at 10:05 am to
Joey Lauren Adams is sultry as can be, she should be on the list!
Posted by wildtigercat93
Member since Jul 2011
112339 posts
Posted on 4/30/21 at 10:06 am to
Better question is where would Adam Sandler rank his wife in this list

Posted by Fewer Kilometers
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2007
36062 posts
Posted on 4/30/21 at 10:09 am to
quote:

Jessica Biel - Chuck and Larry

This thread is a failure until you add the animated gif to the OP.
Posted by habz007
New Orleans
Member since Nov 2007
3706 posts
Posted on 4/30/21 at 10:11 am to
Posted by LSUBoo
Knoxville, TN
Member since Mar 2006
101920 posts
Posted on 4/30/21 at 10:15 am to
I'd put Katie Holmes in the honorable mention category as well.

Posted by Dam Guide
Member since Sep 2005
15514 posts
Posted on 4/30/21 at 10:37 am to
I love me some Sonya Blade, Bridgette Wilson needs to be higher, so hot want to touch the hiney. I had no idea she married Pete Sampras and basically retired from acting. Looked her up when the HBO Mortal Kombat came out.
Posted by BilJ
Member since Sep 2003
158764 posts
Posted on 4/30/21 at 10:39 am to
needs to be flipped with bowen at minimum...and while she's a childhood favorite of mine as well, its tough to argue her over the remaining on that list

wouldn't put hayek #1 either
Posted by OMLandshark
Member since Apr 2009
108612 posts
Posted on 4/30/21 at 10:40 am to
quote:

Never watched 50 First Dates though.


Honestly Adam should have left that girl alone. There’s no way in hell they could have had a life together. Just imagine waking up in a strange bed with a pregnant belly for multiple days in a row having no idea what the frick is going on. Then think 50 years down the line when she’s ancient and her father has long since passed. Only tragedy awaited her.
Posted by kingbob
Sorrento, LA
Member since Nov 2010
67126 posts
Posted on 4/30/21 at 10:40 am to
I’d rank them personally:

10 - Fairuza Balk
9 - Drew Barrymore
8 - Jennifer Aniston
7 - Salma Hayek
6 - Jessica Biel
5 - Julie Bowen
4 - Emmanuelle Chriqui
3 - Kate Beckinsale
2 - Brooklyn Decker
1 - Bridgette Wilson
Posted by truthbetold
Member since Aug 2008
7632 posts
Posted on 4/30/21 at 10:45 am to
Y'all are sleeping on Uncut Gems

Posted by JoeNelson
Member since Sep 2019
408 posts
Posted on 4/30/21 at 11:40 am to
good list Drew Berrymore should not be on it tho
Posted by StrongOffer
Member since Sep 2020
4361 posts
Posted on 4/30/21 at 12:06 pm to
Brooklyn Decker makes millions of dollars solely based on her looks. She's literally a super model. She is clear #1 with Kate Beckinsale as clear #2.
Posted by sportsaddit68
Hammond
Member since Sep 2008
5850 posts
Posted on 4/30/21 at 12:12 pm to
Pretty sure this is what Kate says about just being #3.


This post was edited on 4/30/21 at 12:13 pm
Posted by TeddyPadillac
Member since Dec 2010
25644 posts
Posted on 4/30/21 at 12:13 pm to
My Rankings
10 - Salma Hayek
9 - Marissa Tomei
8 - Drew Barrymore
7 - Jessica Biel
6 - Emmanuelle Chriqui
5 - Bridgette Wilson
4 - Julie Bowen
3 - Brooklyn Decker
2 - Jennifer Aniston
1 - Julia Fox
Posted by TeddyPadillac
Member since Dec 2010
25644 posts
Posted on 4/30/21 at 12:22 pm to
quote:

Pretty sure this is what Kate says about just being #3.




and this is what i say about her not being in the top 10.
Posted by JYD
Pineville
Member since Oct 2003
7745 posts
Posted on 4/30/21 at 12:38 pm to
10. Marissa Tomei
9. Bridgette Wilson
8. Julie Bowen
7. Brooklyn Decker
6. Emmanuelle Chriqui
5. Julia Fox
4. Jessica Biel
3. Kate Beckinsale
2. Jennifer Aniston
1. Salma Hayek
Posted by OMLandshark
Member since Apr 2009
108612 posts
Posted on 4/30/21 at 12:38 pm to
I am stunned how popular Pete Davidson is with the ladies. He’s obviously mentally disturbed and he still lives with his mother.
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