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Paulie Walnuts explains to Christopher that he just experienced purgatory...
Posted on 6/23/19 at 5:40 pm
Posted on 6/23/19 at 5:40 pm

You went to purgatory my friend
Paulie: You didn't go to hell. You went to purgatory, my friend.
Christopher: I forgot about purgatory.
Paulie: Purgatory--a little detour on the way to paradise.
Christopher: How long do you think we've got to stay there?
Paulie: That's different for everybody. You add up all your mortal sins and multiply that number by 50. Then you add up all your venial sins and multiply that by 25. You add that together and that's your sentence. I figure I'm gonna have to do 6,000 years before I get accepted into heaven and 6,000 years is nothin' in eternity terms. I can do that standing on my head. It's like a couple of days here.
Posted on 6/23/19 at 5:51 pm to JohnnyBgood
I read that whole thing in paulie's voice.
Posted on 6/23/19 at 6:54 pm to JohnnyBgood
I watched that episode last night. This is my first time to watch the Sopranos. I know about the last episode but have no knowledge of the show to that point. I'm really hoping Paulie Walnuts makes it. He cracks me up.
Posted on 6/23/19 at 7:27 pm to pilsnerpusher
Paulie and Christopher have some of the funniest dialogue in the show. Show is underrated in terms of it being a comedy.
Posted on 6/23/19 at 8:21 pm to rmc
I believe it’s considered to be a dark comedy, with a splash of drama.
Posted on 6/23/19 at 11:52 pm to Pandy Fackler
I read Christapha's parts in Christapha's voice
Posted on 6/24/19 at 4:20 am to JohnnyBgood
Yeah that’s a great scene...
and when he goes to see the psychic....
“This is satanic black magic!! Sick shite!!”

and when he goes to see the psychic....
“This is satanic black magic!! Sick shite!!”



Posted on 6/24/19 at 6:52 am to rmc
Paulie: He was an interior decorator.
Christopher: Really, his house looked like sh**.
Christopher: Really, his house looked like sh**.
Posted on 6/24/19 at 10:34 am to rmc
quote:
Paulie and Christopher have some of the funniest dialogue in the show. Show is underrated in terms of it being a comedy.
They were like cousins who were also buddies or something. They would at times have some of the stupidest and funniest conversations.
The episode where they lose the russian commando in the woods was really good. It's strange how the show never wrapped that up.
This post was edited on 6/24/19 at 10:36 am
Posted on 6/24/19 at 10:39 am to JohnnyBgood
Christopher's intervention is one of the best scenes in TV history.
Posted on 6/24/19 at 10:41 am to Fewer Kilometers
Your head was in the toilet. Disgusting.
Posted on 6/24/19 at 10:53 am to rmc
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Paulie and Christopher have some of the funniest dialogue in the show
My absolute of the entire series where Paulie and Christopher in the Pine Barrens with the Russians.
Paulie: "You're not gonne believe this. He killed 16 Czechoslovakians. Guy was an interior decorator".
Christopher: " His house looked like shite".

Posted on 6/24/19 at 11:02 am to HuskyPanda
IT'S SOUTH JERSEY PAULIE
Posted on 6/24/19 at 12:08 pm to HuskyPanda
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Pine Barrens with the Russians.
When they were "starving" and found the condiments packs. . .


Posted on 6/24/19 at 12:13 pm to Fewer Kilometers
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Christopher's intervention
Dominic Palladino : Paul, you wanna read your statement?
Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri : I don't write nothin' down, so I'll keep this short and sweet. You're weak. You're outta control. And you've become an embarrassment to yourself and everybody else!
Dominic Palladino : whoa, guys we said "non-judgmental"
Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri : frick that, let him take his medicine
Posted on 6/24/19 at 7:47 pm to JohnnyBgood
I always laugh when they mention he killed his dog and Paulie says "what, was it barking"
Posted on 6/25/19 at 6:13 am to RLDSC FAN
Adriana La Cerva : When we first started going out we made love all the time now because of the drugs...
Christopher Moltisanti : Jesus, is this fricking necessary?
Dominic Palladino : [to Adriana] go ahead
Adriana La Cerva : You can no longer function as a man, last week when I came and found you killed our dog that was the final straw
Christopher Moltisanti : [Referring to the dog] I fell asleep, she got suffocated
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr. : You killed little Cosette, I ought to suffocate you, you little prick
I can’t get enough of these quotes
Christopher Moltisanti : Jesus, is this fricking necessary?
Dominic Palladino : [to Adriana] go ahead
Adriana La Cerva : You can no longer function as a man, last week when I came and found you killed our dog that was the final straw
Christopher Moltisanti : [Referring to the dog] I fell asleep, she got suffocated
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr. : You killed little Cosette, I ought to suffocate you, you little prick
I can’t get enough of these quotes

Posted on 6/25/19 at 7:31 am to VeniVidiVici
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When they were "starving" and found the condiments packs. .
Shoulda stopped at that Roy Rogers
Posted on 6/25/19 at 10:10 am to JohnnyBgood
I'm on my 4th or 5th watch through now. On episode 17 of the last season. I don't know why, but I know there's only four episodes left on my watch through, and that gives me a sad feeling. I can't explain it 

This post was edited on 6/25/19 at 10:11 am
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