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re: Orange Is the New Black Netflix original comedy-drama series released today!
Posted on 7/26/13 at 8:53 am to Sho Nuff
Posted on 7/26/13 at 8:53 am to Sho Nuff
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It's not like the guards are some great catch. But I agree there is some dumb shite going on. And that's why these chicks are in prison and these dudes are prison guards.
Honestly, this show more than any other I can think of epitomizes the following quote from Jack Nicholson:
"How do you write women so well?"
"I think of a man. And I take away reason and accountability."
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Posted on 7/26/13 at 9:23 am to Cap Crunch
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I'll START watching for the titties
fifm
Posted on 7/26/13 at 9:29 am to OMLandshark
quote:How do we know he is in love?
And don't forget the other guard who has gotten sexual favors from likely a dozen or so inmates just so happens to have fallen in love with this fat, bloated, Mexican bitch who looks older than her own mother
The mother looks older sorry.
Again, way to much thought into a comedy show
Posted on 7/26/13 at 9:33 am to JohnZeroQ
Plus, we already know 2 of the guards, Healey and Pornstache have some obvious mental problems. It's not too far fetched to think that Pornstache would "fall in love" since he's obviously crazy.
Also, hasn't there been stuff in the news about prison guards getting female prisoners pregnant. Also I do remember reading about female prison guards getting pregnant by an inmate. Obviously prison guards aren't too smart in general, even in real life.
My issue with the show is that she's supposed to be in Federal prison. I always thought the federal prison was more of a "country club" feel than this place. Was Martha Stewart in a place like this? Probably not.
Also, hasn't there been stuff in the news about prison guards getting female prisoners pregnant. Also I do remember reading about female prison guards getting pregnant by an inmate. Obviously prison guards aren't too smart in general, even in real life.
My issue with the show is that she's supposed to be in Federal prison. I always thought the federal prison was more of a "country club" feel than this place. Was Martha Stewart in a place like this? Probably not.
Posted on 7/26/13 at 9:38 am to SirSaintly
quote:Love and sex aren't exactly the same thing. Again, its a comedy and I think its funny.
t's not too far fetched to think that Pornstache would "fall in love" since he's obviously crazy.
quote:You talking IRL or this show?
Also, hasn't there been stuff in the news about prison guards getting female prisoners pregnant.
quote:I think you have that backwards. Not entirely sure as I have never been to prison.
My issue with the show is that she's supposed to be in Federal prison. I always thought the federal prison was more of a "country club" feel than this place
Posted on 7/26/13 at 9:48 am to JohnZeroQ
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You talking IRL or this show?
IRL Prison guards seem to be kinda dumb in real life, so they fact that they're retarded on the show doesn't bother me.
I've never been to prison, but I've heard people say that if you're going to commit a crime, make sure it's a federal crime. I always thought the federal prison was better than say going to Angola or St. Gabriel, which is the female prison in La I think.
This post was edited on 7/26/13 at 9:51 am
Posted on 7/26/13 at 9:50 am to SirSaintly
Well, given the circumstances of "that" job. I'd say some idiot would try.
Posted on 7/26/13 at 3:46 pm to JohnZeroQ
Am I the only one who doesn't know....but there is a real Piper and Larry, the show is based of her experience in jail, lesbian lover, and laundering drug $
Piper and Larry
Piper and Larry
Posted on 7/26/13 at 4:56 pm to OMLandshark
So is Healy a hard up old man that wanted to bang piper or just a huge homophobe?
Posted on 7/26/13 at 5:21 pm to BilJ
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So is Healy a hard up old man that wanted to bang piper or just a huge homophobe?
I assumed both.
Posted on 7/26/13 at 7:04 pm to OMLandshark
yea hes obviously a frustrated guy, hence why he got a mail order bride. And he may have thought he could use his power and piper's naivety to frick her
Posted on 7/28/13 at 8:05 pm to Uncle Stu
I didn't really get it either. There wasn't much that lead up to it for him to fall in love with her either
Posted on 7/28/13 at 8:11 pm to Uncle Stu
He just seems shy and self conscious about his leg. Could be desparate
Posted on 7/28/13 at 8:27 pm to Uncle Stu
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there was a hint of one scene where the camera actually panned back for a second and she lifted her arm. I thought she was going to take off, her underarm fat was hanging off her arm like a flying squirrel
he just got back from Afghanistan where they'd kill a chick for talking to him....he's been essientualy in isolation....this one girl is nice to him
Posted on 7/28/13 at 8:29 pm to Iona Fan Man
What do y'all think is gonna happen to chapman after what she did to Tiffany?
ETA lots of spoilers after this point
ETA lots of spoilers after this point
This post was edited on 7/28/13 at 9:24 pm
Posted on 7/28/13 at 8:32 pm to Paige
Paige I still got two episodes to go. Gonna watch them tomorrow on my day off. 
This post was edited on 7/28/13 at 8:33 pm
Posted on 7/28/13 at 8:32 pm to Paige
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What do y'all think is gonna happen to chapman after what she did to Tiffany?
I can't imagine that it will end too badly for Piper, because there's almost certainly a camera out there. Healy is the one who is likely fricked, and hopefully the methhead is going to maximum for it. Her's was the one flashback that made me hate her even more.
Posted on 7/28/13 at 8:37 pm to OMLandshark
Oh good. I'm hoping that the weapon and chapman's cut will help get her some leniency
I hope she doesn't end up back in shoe (sp). That was torture
And I can't stand Tiffany or Healy
I hope she doesn't end up back in shoe (sp). That was torture
And I can't stand Tiffany or Healy
Posted on 7/28/13 at 8:38 pm to Paige
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What do y'all think is gonna happen to chapman after what she did to Tiffany?
more time
boyfriend and lawyer(boy's father) gone
think they are going the way of breaking bad, hero becomes the villian
Posted on 7/28/13 at 8:39 pm to Iona Fan Man
quote:
more time
There's alot of evidence that what Piper was doing was self defense, and a methhead's tooth falling out is just par for the course.
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