re: Official Jersey Shore Season 3 Thread

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Vinny is a douche. He was big leaguing the Ronnie lookalike at the club (even though he didn't really look like Ron). "What's up, bro.. *as I lean back and not shake your hand.."

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I am another one who caught this. I was surprised to see him think he was so cool to where he wouldn't even really look the guy straight in the face.

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I don't even know how Vinny got on the show. The dude is average and not too entertaining. It's not hard to get laid when you have a frickin camera crew following you around. I guess they put him on to play the "all guidos aren't douchebags" angle but he seems to think he's hot shite now.

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I am another one who caught this. I was surprised to see him think he was so cool to where he wouldn't even really look the guy straight in the face.

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he acts like that a lot. He's socially awkward so he tries to act hard to overcome it. When Angelina hooked up with he and Jose in the same few days, Vinny was trying to clown him by dancing right next to Jose and Angelina thinking the editing would be like "man, this guy has no idea vinnie just fricked his girl and now he's styling on him." Too bad for him Sitch had already told Jose what happened so he just looked like a douche. Sucks that Jose wasn't a guido or Vinny would've got popped.

I think he definitely was cast to be the down to earth guy that everyday Joe watching at home could relate to. But after the first season he realized that Mike and Pauly were the ones making all the money, getting the fame and girls so, like the total poser douche he is, he goes out and gets a sleeve of tattoos and decides he is now super cool with Mike and Pauly and wants to be just like them.

Sorry if its already been discussed but WTF is going on in JWOWW's nose/mouth area?

Some kind of bad plastic surgery?

And I don't care WHAT she did to him.. if she fricked his best friend in front of his face... anything..

That's no excuse to steal her shite. That's complete bullshite.

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I dont dislike her. It was a real question

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I wasn't responding to you. Just clicked on the last post in the thread because it was just a basic post upon watching the show.

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does everyone forget how pathetic he was with the girl that was standing him up last season?

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this.

alright brothers you waited for IT. and now it's here. three episodes in and ALOT to discuss. lets unveil the first official DRIVEMAN POWER rankings of this jersey shore SEASON 3.

THE DRIVEMAN'S 2011 WEEK 1 JERSEY SHORE POWER RANKINGS



9. DEENA - like on the show, deena is the arse end of the driveman's power rankings. she's like like snooki without the personality. atleast snicks comes off as sincere and we know a little about her, what kind of guys she likes, etc. DEENA we know absolutely nothing away from the bottle. i know its only ep 3 but we should know more than "shes snookis pocketgirl". basically launching her vag at the sitch and he's not blinking. if he hooks up with deena he automatically drops about 3 spots in my BOOK.




8. VINNY - i'll AGREE that vins been actin too cool for school lately. it's amazing what fricking snickas will do for your self-esteem. he's a perfect example of a guy who slays because he's on TV. lets see, he goes from getting none in season one to fricking snooki and a desperate angilina to fricking romanian super models.......DOUBT IT





7. SNOOKI - hilarious how jealous she got when vin vin was workin deena. great meltdown at the beach and i wonder if she'll plow roger's friend....or rephrase that i wonder if HE'LL pipe her. IMO that's rogers fall guy to eventually land JWOWW



6. PAULA - damn how hot was that bitch?? surprised none of yall mentioned that. know how the driveman knows your gay???

(DISCLAIMER: couldn't FIND a pic but she was bangin on the show)




5. RON RON - he's reverted back to bonnie for the first part of this season although he looks like he's on the come UP. he's so pathetic when he's chillin with sam upstairs stairing at the ceiling. the driveman would love to BE a fly on the wall for those coversations. didn't someone mention not falling in love at the jersey SHORE right in front of him? i thought i remember LAUGHIN it UP. and his twin was hilarious BRO.





4. SAM - wherever RON is sam is never far behind. was it DEENA who said sam was ronnie's personal backpack? it's pretty incredible how sam is able to have the most drama surrounding her when she barely does ANYTHING on the show. that's a fricking special talent right there. personally, i like her on the SHOW. without her it would be too happy go lucky, the bitch oozes drama.




3. THE SITUATION - even though sitch has gotten off to a SLOW start this year, he's still hilarious. he's the perfect tool. but like someone said before, he's definitely the glue that keeps the house together. dude needs to plow paula QUICK





2. PAULY D - dude has been money all season. his punchline/per amount of facetime stat must be off the charts. it doesn't seem like he's on the screen all that much but he's always droppin bombs. "ROGER THAT" . i'd like to see some slaying tthough as the season progresses. definitely JWOWW just to stick it to tom.

and the DRIVEMAN'S WEEK 1 POWER RANKING .....#1 SPOT goes to.............




1. JWOWW - start a fight? check. dress like its halloween? check. grind on gorillas? check. forget your anniversary? check. kiss a juicehead? motherfricking check.

the TRASH queen of reality TV has not dissapointed brothers. immediate drama with sammie and interacting with gorillas. saw the previews for next week where sam punches ron and it's obvious she feels threatened by JWOWW. the driveman actually thinks shes a good person as evidence by the letter and really trying to help snooks at the beach but she's just a gorilla guzzling guidette she knows it and SHOWS it.


DRIVEMAN OUT