re: Official Jersey Shore Season 3 Thread

That was one of my favorite parts.


R-r-rr-roger that.

And I'm really starting to like Jenny. She seems more mature and fun than I remember.

And I want to see her boobs.

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Okay if I were Jenny I would be pissed and I would call the cops and file charges on him.

Did she?

I mean he stole her money, her personal belongings (watch), her HARDRIVE (god knows whats on there), and looks like all her important files and shite.

How is this okay? It's obvious what he's doing and in the end he looks like the scum of the earth no matter how sketch she may or may not have been. You don't steal someone's money that you're dating, only if you're married.

I would have charges filed on him asap, but maybe she did?

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And I'm really starting to like Jenny. She seems more mature and fun than I remember.

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Mature? Two episodes ago, she was getting in girl fights. Last episode she pissed on the floor behind a bar.

Solid show last night.

Pauly D had my crying. I'm glad he's getting his own show, although it'll be interesting to see how he carries one alone, cuz the majority of the time he's hilarious because of shite he says about the shite he is seeing with the roommates. I have confidence in him though.

Vinny is a douche. He was big leaguing the Ronnie lookalike at the club (even though he didn't really look like Ron). "What's up, bro.. *as I lean back and not shake your hand.." But I do like how well Vinny and Pauly play off each other, so I guess there is some redeeming value in Vin.

Sitch got seemingly no screen time, which is never a good thing.

Snooki's dad was awesome. You can tell that he is not down for this whole celebrity thing for his daughter, and he was like "I'll drive down there and put an end to all of this...ALL of this."

Also, Snooki: "How could someone leave dogs there alone?...they can't fence for themselves." Nice.

Jwoww was a good friend for calling Snook's dad. But then later was like "Don't call him.." That was weird. And she is an idiot for thinking that this shite with her and Tom is his fault. You went to the shore and went out every night and got hammered, and then didn't call him on your anniversary (which I imagine is a huge deal since they weren't spending it together because she was there), and then didn't seem to give a frick that you missed it. And then started chilling with ya boy Roger and sneaking kisses and shite. frick that shite...Tom has every right to be pissed. That being said though, it's fricked that he would start stealing her shite.

Deena is such a fricking idiot. "Do you have a girlfriend?" Dude: "No...well....not really, no." Deena: "Are you sure? Just tell me.." Dude: "I'm 100% single...wouldn't be here with you if I wasn't.." I love how she bought that shite..how stupid can you be? Although in fairness, she prolly didn't care and just wanted some peen. And what did she say the next morning that got bleeped out? I assume it was something like he "ate my fricking pussy" based on my lip reading.

Minimal Sammi (and sober Ron) in this episode, which is always a plus. Though next week it looks like we get her punching Ron and going home. Thank fricking God. Even if it's only for an episode or two. I love for a strong Sloppy Joe presence toward the end of next week's episode, and the following one.

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While it shows Sam leaving next week, there have been too many clips of her that haven't aired yet to think she won't be back.

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Someone said the producers talk her into coming back. But hopefully she'll be gone at least one or two episodes.

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And what did she say the next morning that got bleeped out? I assume it was something like he "ate my fricking pussy" based on my lip reading.

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Does that mean that Deena would bone or is going to try to bone Ron? Doubtful, but it would make for some good drama.

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When he turns into drunk Ronnie, he'll frick anything that walks...especially if Sam is gone for a couple episodes. I wouldn't mind Ron fricking JWOWW for the ultimate in drama when Sam comes back and finds out

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Vinny is a douche. He was big leaguing the Ronnie lookalike at the club (even though he didn't really look like Ron). "What's up, bro.. *as I lean back and not shake your hand.." But I do like how well Vinny and Pauly play off each other, so I guess there is some redeeming value in Vin.

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I noticed that too. I like the Vinny when he's good hearted, having good time, kind of the innocent dude vibe but i caught that last night and got that same douche vibe he was putting out. Anyways, Pauly D is the shite. He makes the house and show

la famiglia likes to eat that muff