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re: Obscure The Simpsons Quotes That You Use Regularly

Posted on 8/23/24 at 2:07 pm to
Posted by GoldenGuy
Member since Oct 2015
12499 posts
Posted on 8/23/24 at 2:07 pm to
“Kill em all and let god sort them out.”

(Marge then proceeds to mention that this was how her grandfather went out, shooting at the police)
Posted by ThoseGuys
Wishing I was back in NC
Member since Nov 2012
2619 posts
Posted on 8/24/24 at 7:28 pm to
"Look at the size of that Adam apple!"
Posted by Allyn McKeen
Key West, FL
Member since Jun 2012
4490 posts
Posted on 8/24/24 at 7:49 pm to
I don’t quote The Simpsons, but if I mention Tupelo and someone says “Home of Elvis”, I say “not sure about Elvis, but Krusty the Clown started his career as a street mime in Tupelo.
Posted by LSUBoo
Knoxville, TN
Member since Mar 2006
102588 posts
Posted on 8/24/24 at 9:14 pm to
"Joker?! You were supposed to take those out of the deck!"
Posted by LSUBoo
Knoxville, TN
Member since Mar 2006
102588 posts
Posted on 8/24/24 at 9:29 pm to
Not obscure at all... but...

Posted by Krane
Member since Oct 2017
1471 posts
Posted on 8/25/24 at 9:15 am to
He’s had it out for me since I accidentally hit his dog

Well replace accidentally with repeatedly and dog with son
Posted by Motorboat
At the camp
Member since Oct 2007
23480 posts
Posted on 8/25/24 at 3:47 pm to
Ralph: my mom thinks I’m cool!

Otto: “ my name is Otto and I love to get blotto”
Posted by Roscoe14
Member since Jul 2021
289 posts
Posted on 8/25/24 at 5:50 pm to
After the statute is unveiled and it turns out to be Jimmy Carter.

"He's history's greatest monster!"
Posted by ScoopAndScore
baton rouge
Member since Oct 2008
12200 posts
Posted on 8/25/24 at 8:59 pm to
“That’s all the recycling daddy can do” - Homer J Simpson
Posted by ScoopAndScore
baton rouge
Member since Oct 2008
12200 posts
Posted on 8/25/24 at 9:31 pm to
quote:

Me fail English, that's unpossible.

I say this way too much
Posted by Xignals
Pits of Hell
Member since Nov 2013
1483 posts
Posted on 8/25/24 at 9:37 pm to
The three phrases that will get you through life:

It was like that when I got here

Good idea boss

Cover for me

When the wife asks me what i want from the store:

A bottle of Old Harper, large box of condoms, a porno magazine, some illegal fire works, a disposable inuma, ah...make it two.
Posted by ned nederlander
Member since Dec 2012
5088 posts
Posted on 8/25/24 at 11:50 pm to
Me whenever someone mentions the Japanese be good at anything

“Those sandal wearing gold fish tenders!”

From the same episode but when I am cajoling my kids to work hard I tell them to “come on. crack those atoms”
Posted by lsutigersFTW
Lafayette
Member since Jun 2008
7641 posts
Posted on 8/25/24 at 11:56 pm to
I always liked:

But I don’t even BELIEVE in Jebus!

Help me Jebus!
Posted by Big Scrub TX
Member since Dec 2013
37188 posts
Posted on 8/26/24 at 1:40 pm to
It takes 2 to lie - one to lie and one to listen.
Posted by WestCoastAg
Member since Oct 2012
148184 posts
Posted on 8/26/24 at 5:13 pm to
Whenever I am let down



Also, from the same powerhouse episode. "If you want to kill someone on your way out, it would help me a lot"

This post was edited on 8/26/24 at 5:22 pm
Posted by CC
Smyrna, GA
Member since Feb 2004
15018 posts
Posted on 8/26/24 at 8:04 pm to
Does this look like a man who’s had all he can eat?

You might recognize me from such self help films as Smoke Yourself Thin and Get Confident, Stupid,
Posted by Big Scrub TX
Member since Dec 2013
37188 posts
Posted on 8/26/24 at 9:03 pm to
My favorite team has always been the....ATLANTA FALCONS
Posted by calcotron
Member since Nov 2007
9524 posts
Posted on 8/26/24 at 9:40 pm to
Shake harder, boy!
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