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Posted on 8/24/24 at 7:28 pm to GoldenGuy
"Look at the size of that Adam apple!"
Posted on 8/24/24 at 7:49 pm to ThoseGuys
I don’t quote The Simpsons, but if I mention Tupelo and someone says “Home of Elvis”, I say “not sure about Elvis, but Krusty the Clown started his career as a street mime in Tupelo.
Posted on 8/24/24 at 9:14 pm to Allyn McKeen
"Joker?! You were supposed to take those out of the deck!"
Posted on 8/24/24 at 9:29 pm to LSUBoo
Not obscure at all... but...


Posted on 8/25/24 at 9:15 am to LSUBoo
He’s had it out for me since I accidentally hit his dog
Well replace accidentally with repeatedly and dog with son
Well replace accidentally with repeatedly and dog with son
Posted on 8/25/24 at 3:47 pm to HoopyD
Ralph: my mom thinks I’m cool!
Otto: “ my name is Otto and I love to get blotto”
Otto: “ my name is Otto and I love to get blotto”
Posted on 8/25/24 at 5:50 pm to HoopyD
After the statute is unveiled and it turns out to be Jimmy Carter.
"He's history's greatest monster!"
"He's history's greatest monster!"
Posted on 8/25/24 at 8:59 pm to HoopyD
“That’s all the recycling daddy can do” - Homer J Simpson
Posted on 8/25/24 at 9:31 pm to Cleathecat
quote:
Me fail English, that's unpossible.
I say this way too much
Posted on 8/25/24 at 9:37 pm to HoopyD
The three phrases that will get you through life:
It was like that when I got here
Good idea boss
Cover for me
When the wife asks me what i want from the store:
A bottle of Old Harper, large box of condoms, a porno magazine, some illegal fire works, a disposable inuma, ah...make it two.
It was like that when I got here
Good idea boss
Cover for me
When the wife asks me what i want from the store:
A bottle of Old Harper, large box of condoms, a porno magazine, some illegal fire works, a disposable inuma, ah...make it two.
Posted on 8/25/24 at 11:50 pm to KennesawTiger
Me whenever someone mentions the Japanese be good at anything
“Those sandal wearing gold fish tenders!”
From the same episode but when I am cajoling my kids to work hard I tell them to “come on. crack those atoms”
“Those sandal wearing gold fish tenders!”
From the same episode but when I am cajoling my kids to work hard I tell them to “come on. crack those atoms”
Posted on 8/25/24 at 11:56 pm to HoopyD
I always liked:
But I don’t even BELIEVE in Jebus!
Help me Jebus!
But I don’t even BELIEVE in Jebus!
Help me Jebus!
Posted on 8/26/24 at 1:40 pm to lsutigersFTW
It takes 2 to lie - one to lie and one to listen.
Posted on 8/26/24 at 5:13 pm to Big Scrub TX
Whenever I am let down
Also, from the same powerhouse episode. "If you want to kill someone on your way out, it would help me a lot"

Also, from the same powerhouse episode. "If you want to kill someone on your way out, it would help me a lot"
This post was edited on 8/26/24 at 5:22 pm
Posted on 8/26/24 at 8:04 pm to WestCoastAg
Does this look like a man who’s had all he can eat?
You might recognize me from such self help films as Smoke Yourself Thin and Get Confident, Stupid,
You might recognize me from such self help films as Smoke Yourself Thin and Get Confident, Stupid,
Posted on 8/26/24 at 9:03 pm to WestCoastAg
My favorite team has always been the....ATLANTA FALCONS
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