Name a better film character than Brandon St. Randy...

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Zack Brown: What brings you here?
Brandon: I came here with somebody who went to school here, Bobby Long.
Zack Brown: No shite! That's who my friend's hitting on right now! See, right there, the one dressed like Hannah Montana.
Brandon: In L.A. we call that look 'Nickelodeon Chique'.
Zack Brown: Wait, L.A.? Los Angeles? That's awesome, man, what do you do out there?
Brandon: I'm an actor.
Zack Brown: Wow! That's really impressive.
Brandon: Thank you.
Zack Brown: fricking movies?
Brandon: fricking movies. Pretty much.
Zack Brown: Look at you! Anything I've seen? What movies?
Brandon: Oh, all sorts of movies with all-male casts.
Zack Brown: All-male casts? Like "Glengarry Glen Ross"? Like that?
Brandon: Like "Glen and Gary suck Ross's meaty cock and drop their hairy nuts in his eager mouth."
Zack Brown: [stunned] ... is that like a sequel?
Brandon: Sort of. It's a reimagining.
Zack Brown: Oh, like "The Wiz".
Brandon: More erotic. And with less women. No women, to be exact.
Zack Brown: I apologize in advance if I'm out of line here, but are you in gay porn?
Brandon: Guilty as charged.

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Brandon: I thought you recognized me from my work, but you're not my demographic so I'm not offended.
Zack: Well, who's your demographic?
Brandon: Do you like pussy?
Zack: Yeah.
Brandon: Then not you.

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Zack Brown: Hello, Miriam.
Miriam Linky: Beat it, we're talking.
Zack Brown: I just wanted to introduce you to Brandon.
Brandon: Salutations.
Zack Brown: Bobby's boyfriend.
Miriam Linky: Bobby who?
Bobby Long: Bobby me.
Zack Brown: Brandon, uh, is the star as such adult fare as, what was that one called again?
Brandon: "You better shut your mouth or I'm gonna frick it."
Zack Brown: That's right. I'm surprised I forgot that.
Miriam Linky: Are you fricking with me?
Zack Brown: [amused] No, they're fricking with each other.

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