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re: Naked and Afraid Observations and Questions

Posted on 8/4/14 at 1:13 pm to
Posted by CocomoLSU
Inside your dome.
Member since Feb 2004
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Posted on 8/4/14 at 1:13 pm to
I love how OP is starting to wonder if this reality show on TV is staged or not.

To the OP's questions:
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1) How come I never see a large bonfire? It's always a small little smoke fire. If I am freezing my arse off, I am going to make a big arse fire. In addition, I would be wanting body heat from my partner - Have never seen this happen once on the show.

They're there for 21 days. You know how much wood you'd have to have for a large fire for that long?

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2) How come they never get large food? Of course the camera men see large animals and food but the couple does not?

Large food with the weapons that are always laying all around? Not to mention that even if you could fashion a spear you'd still have to catch/get close to an animal to kill it, and even that is a long shot if you're just throwing a spear at it.

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3) How come not one single couple has never made some type of protective covering (like shoes) for their feet? If I am walking through that shite, I am at least going to get layers of leaves and somehow attach it to my feet.

I rarely ever watch the show...have seen maybe 3 or 4 episodes, but at least once or twice I've noticed they had "shoes" on their feet.

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4) How is it that their teeth are still white at the end of the 21 day journey? 21 days of eating shite and not being able to brush your teeth for 21 days would definitely cause some tooth decay/tarter build up

Just because you're stranded somewhere doesn't mean you can't clean your teeth. shite, just water and your finger can clean them pretty well if that's all you have.

OP seems like he's never been in the wilderness in his life.


Now to TP's:
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WHat else do they have to do out there? hunt and gather wood, that's all there is to do all day.
i think its a lot more wok to maintain a small fire all night. someone has to stay awake to watch it.
I'm not talking about keeping a big fire all the time. Make a big fire first so you have an enormous and hot coal bed. Once you get a large hot coal bed, you can put anything on it and it will burn, and it can rain on it as well and it will most likely stay hot, unless its a ridiculous downpour for hours, so put some kind of high safe cover over it to limit the rain on it.

I remember camping in Aspen, all we had was a hand held ax, between two guys chopping and collecting, we had a big fire going for hours that night, was still hot when we woke up 7 hours later. We had enough wood to last us 2 more days easily. We took the Survivorman saying "when you think you have enough wood, go get 4x more" a little too serious i guess. It took us no more than an hour to collect all that wood.

Okay, so you had two guys (not a guy and a girl), as well as an axe (which they may not have a lot of times), and you got a couple of days' worth of firewood.

Do ya'll not realize that a) this thing lasts three full weeks? Or that b) it's about survival? It's not about feasting on deer and wildlife because you'll almost never be able to catch/kill one. It's about surviving, and part of that is expending as little energy as possible since you aren't gonna be getting your normal dose due to lack of food/water.

And A big fire to start to have coals isn't the worst idea, but it's still just as easy to get fire going with a small amount of coals as a large coal bed. So again, all you're really doing is wasting firewood that first day/night.
Posted by SetTheMood
The Red Stick
Member since Jul 2012
3182 posts
Posted on 8/4/14 at 1:15 pm to
They've definitely made shoes a time or two.

And there were some instances of body heat sharing. There was even drama because they were very cold and the chick wanted to cuddle, but the guy felt it violated his marriage vows.

So...watch more closely?
Posted by Smokedawg
Finding Lennay Kekua
Member since Dec 2008
5661 posts
Posted on 8/4/14 at 1:30 pm to
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4) How is it that their teeth are still white at the end of the 21 day journey? 21 days of eating shite and not being able to brush your teeth for 21 days would definitely cause some tooth decay/tarter build up
Its not like they are eating a bunch of sugary snack and drinks
Posted by The Ostrich
Member since May 2009
2739 posts
Posted on 8/4/14 at 1:53 pm to
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You have energy when you first get there for at least 3-4 days, assuming you have water, to get a lot of work done.

And when i said ax, i don't mean a big arse ax. I'm talking about the same kind of hand held ax you see on the show sometimes, same size as a machete almost, but shorter.

No one's cutting trees down. at least nothing bigger than 4-5 inches wide. It's a jungle, there's wood everywhere, and most likely everywhere on the ground. Once you get a good coal bed going, it doesn't matter what kind of wood you put on the fire, it will burn.


hmmmmmmmm i think the word you're looking for is hatchet?
This post was edited on 8/4/14 at 1:54 pm
Posted by JohnnyBgood
South Louisiana
Member since May 2010
4456 posts
Posted on 8/4/14 at 2:02 pm to
I've always wondered how many different survival items they get to choose from? It would be cool to see someone pull out a recurve bow, or a big arse bag of beef jerky.

And do the women get a box of tampons? Seems like everyone of them start their time of the month in the middle of the show.
Posted by TeddyPadillac
Member since Dec 2010
30321 posts
Posted on 8/4/14 at 2:10 pm to
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hmmmmmmmm i think the word you're looking for is hatchet?


i'm an idiot
you would be correct.


The machete would be easier to use going through the jungle, but it sucks chopping wood with a machete. neither can be used to hunt really, and at least you have some kind of hammer with the other side of the hatchet.
Posted by Topwater Trout
Red Stick
Member since Oct 2010
70012 posts
Posted on 8/4/14 at 2:36 pm to
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It would be cool to see someone pull out a recurve bow, or a big arse bag of beef jerky.


i imagine it is a very limited list. Only things I have seen have been, machete, knife, firestarter, and a pot
Posted by TU Rob
Birmingham
Member since Nov 2008
13472 posts
Posted on 8/4/14 at 2:40 pm to
I'd love to go on this show, but the whole thing being with some random person you've never met would suck. I'm not saying I'd take my wife, she would suck at camping and surviving. But there are a few women I know that could hold their own in the wilderness for three weeks.

Hatchet > Machete. And I'd practice for months at throwing it. You might be able to bring down something larger for food that way.
Posted by Srbtiger06
Member since Apr 2006
29263 posts
Posted on 8/4/14 at 3:14 pm to
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i imagine it is a very limited list. Only things I have seen have been, machete, knife, firestarter, and a pot



And swimming goggles.

Don't forget the swimming goggles.
Posted by Prettyboy Floyd
Pensacola, Florida
Member since Dec 2013
16714 posts
Posted on 8/4/14 at 5:37 pm to
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And swimming goggles.

Don't forget the swimming goggles.


I must have missed this episode. Was that choice an utter fail? lol
Posted by papz
Austin, TX
Member since Jul 2008
9382 posts
Posted on 8/4/14 at 5:58 pm to
LOL

That was pretty retarded.
Posted by JG77056
Vegas baby, Vegas
Member since Sep 2010
12077 posts
Posted on 8/4/14 at 6:13 pm to
quote:

I've always wondered how many different survival items they get to choose from? It would be cool to see someone pull out a recurve bow, or a big arse bag of beef jerky.


I've wondered this too. I'm still waiting for the episode where the girl pulls out a butane lighter and the guy pulls out an AR-15.
Posted by ChewyDante
Member since Jan 2007
17198 posts
Posted on 8/4/14 at 6:52 pm to
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It reminds me a lot of Bar Rescue - Just complete fake and bullshite



If it's fake, it's not as fake as Bar Rescue. That show is mind numbingly fake.

Posted by Archie Bengal Bunker
Member since Jun 2008
15603 posts
Posted on 8/4/14 at 7:30 pm to
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If it's fake, it's not as fake as Bar Rescue. That show is mind numbingly fake.


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Also, OP...

Big game with a handmade spear? LOL
Hauling back large amounts of firewood every day? LOL
Why would their teeth change color? LOL





Dear OP,

Please go to woods for 21 days while naked and report back.

Posted by ZacAttack
The Land Mass
Member since Oct 2012
6416 posts
Posted on 8/4/14 at 7:37 pm to
1. You've obviously never cut and hauled fire wood.
2. Lots have made shoes, clothin etc
3. Big game is dangerous and hard to get with just a spear. I'd like to see you chasing a wild hog through the woods butt nekkid with just a wooden spear.
4. They aren't eating much. You can take some plants and clean your teeth.

I just want to know how many have left with babies.
Posted by Srbtiger06
Member since Apr 2006
29263 posts
Posted on 8/6/14 at 2:27 pm to
The swimming goggle guy was terrible. They were shite goggles too. Broke pretty quick.
Posted by LSUBoo
Knoxville, TN
Member since Mar 2006
104024 posts
Posted on 8/6/14 at 3:12 pm to
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And swimming goggles.

Don't forget the swimming goggles.



I must have missed this episode. Was that choice an utter fail? lol


Yes, dude didn't even like the water.
Posted by The Easter Bunny
Santa Barbara
Member since Jan 2005
45663 posts
Posted on 8/6/14 at 3:23 pm to
That chick should have just murdered him on the spot. His fatass would have fed her the whole 3 weeks. She ended up using the goggles more, anyways
Posted by Mizzoufan26
Vacaville CA
Member since Sep 2012
18965 posts
Posted on 8/6/14 at 4:53 pm to
How come none of them have died? That's why I think it's fake. Probably 20 episodes consisting of 21 days ish, (I know some go less)

Just figure a year with these fricks alot of which shouldn't be out there in some of the supposed harshest most dangerous environments in the world.

No one has stepped on a badass snake, no animal attacks. How?
Posted by Mojave
Member since May 2017
1 post
Posted on 5/28/17 at 3:35 pm to
Why do they spend so much energy cutting wood for fire when they could just feed long pieces in?
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