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Posted on 8/23/10 at 9:52 am
Posted by iwyLSUiwy
I'm your huckleberry
Member since Apr 2008
34187 posts
Posted on 8/23/10 at 9:52 am
You know:
Would you rather be a bear OR a shark?
Would you rather fly or be indestructible?
Would you rather have a perv moustache the rest of your life OR no ballsack? (legit)

So the question as of now is...

Would you rather: only be able to watch movies released in theatres the rest of your life OR unlimited TV viewing???

:go:

Posted by Pilot Tiger
North Carolina
Member since Nov 2005
73142 posts
Posted on 8/23/10 at 9:55 am to
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unlimited TV viewing???
i dont get it?
Posted by etm512
Mandeville, LA
Member since Aug 2005
20740 posts
Posted on 8/23/10 at 9:59 am to
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bear


Bears eat beets. I like beets.

quote:

fly


Wait...holy shite. Can I combine these to be a flying shark? Now I'm torn.

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perv moustache the rest of your life


You say that like it's a bad thing. Also think of how much shark pussy I could get flying around with a sweet Tom Selleck on my upper lip.

quote:

unlimited TV viewing
Posted by iwyLSUiwy
I'm your huckleberry
Member since Apr 2008
34187 posts
Posted on 8/23/10 at 10:01 am to
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i dont get it?


hmmm. maybe that wasnt the best way of putting it...

lets just say cable tv. not channel 3,6,9, 33 and 45 basic cable. but regular cable. no satellite, thats too many movie channels and puts the question on tilt.
Posted by TigerMyth36
River Ridge
Member since Nov 2005
39728 posts
Posted on 8/23/10 at 10:02 am to
Tough one. Movies would only give you a limited amount of entertainment but on a grander scale.

I'll go with movies but it would mean less overall entertainment. As shitty as most movies have been this year, I would lose out on my entertainment time.

I guess it comes down to quality over quantity. I'll opt for quality and probably regret it.
Posted by iwyLSUiwy
I'm your huckleberry
Member since Apr 2008
34187 posts
Posted on 8/23/10 at 10:03 am to
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You say that like it's a bad thing. Also think of how much shark pussy I could get flying around with a sweet Tom Selleck on my upper lip.




nice.

flying shark w/ tom selleck vs indestructible bear w/ baby face. dawg, i think your right. flying is the panty dropping factor.
Posted by Baloo
Formerly MDGeaux
Member since Sep 2003
49645 posts
Posted on 8/23/10 at 10:21 am to
I am a bear. Hibernation is awesome.

Indestructible. I can always get on a plane.

Perv moustache.

Unlimited TV. Couldn't live without sports.
Posted by CocomoLSU
Inside your dome.
Member since Feb 2004
150565 posts
Posted on 8/23/10 at 11:02 am to
quote:

Would you rather be a bear OR a shark?

Shark. Easily.
quote:

Would you rather fly or be indestructible?

Fly.
quote:

Would you rather have a perv moustache the rest of your life OR no ballsack? (legit)

Pervstache.
quote:

Would you rather: only be able to watch movies released in theatres the rest of your life OR unlimited TV viewing???

TV. By a lot. The movies you'd miss you'd eventually get to see anyway. Plus, choosing only movies in theaters would mean you'd miss out on sports.
Posted by constant cough
Lafayette
Member since Jun 2007
44788 posts
Posted on 8/23/10 at 11:06 am to
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unlimited TV viewing



They have movie channels on tv so I won't miss a beat.
Posted by iwyLSUiwy
I'm your huckleberry
Member since Apr 2008
34187 posts
Posted on 8/23/10 at 11:12 am to
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Perv moustache


Yall are crazy.
I can still do the no pants dance without balls. You will never get to with the stache.

quote:

Couldn't live without sports


O dear God I didnt even think about that.

OK NEW RULES...

You cant watch movies on TV
Posted by BhamTigah
Lurker since Jan 2003
Member since Jan 2007
14098 posts
Posted on 8/23/10 at 11:29 am to
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I am a bear. Hibernation is awesome.

Indestructible. I can always get on a plane.


I don't think they let bears on a plane.
Posted by glaucon
New Orleans, LA
Member since Aug 2008
5292 posts
Posted on 8/23/10 at 11:31 am to
If I am an indestructible bear with a pervstache I can get on a plane.
Posted by BhamTigah
Lurker since Jan 2003
Member since Jan 2007
14098 posts
Posted on 8/23/10 at 11:32 am to
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Would you rather fly or be indestructible?


If I can choose both, I'll agree to give up both tv and movies.

I want to be able to fly, but if I can fly but am not indestructible, I'll likely crash and die at some point. Living in the south, I may be mistaken for a turkey and get shot down. I definitely want the ability to fly, but need the indestructability.
Posted by BhamTigah
Lurker since Jan 2003
Member since Jan 2007
14098 posts
Posted on 8/23/10 at 11:33 am to
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If I am an indestructible bear with a pervstache I can get on a plane.


Good point.

Of course, everyone else may get off.

Posted by etm512
Mandeville, LA
Member since Aug 2005
20740 posts
Posted on 8/23/10 at 11:40 am to
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If I am an indestructible bear with a pervstache I can get on a plane.


I think this is the only bear they would really try to stop from getting on a plane, but this has to deal more with for profiling issues:

Posted by Babalugats
Middle Earth
Member since Jun 2009
3781 posts
Posted on 8/23/10 at 11:44 am to
1. bear
2. fly
3. stache
4. TV viewing, can we still watch our dvd's?
Posted by iwyLSUiwy
I'm your huckleberry
Member since Apr 2008
34187 posts
Posted on 8/23/10 at 11:44 am to
quote:

If I am an indestructible bear with a pervstache I can get on a plane.


Yeah i think you might even get comp'd first class bc that is some of the ballinist sh!t i ever heard of.

This jacket? It's white panda!
The inside is laced with bald eagle.
Posted by saintsfan92612
Taiwan
Member since Oct 2008
28854 posts
Posted on 8/23/10 at 11:50 am to
I want to be an indestructible bear with a pervstache that can fly instead of watching tv/movies

I will just fly to the set and watch that shite getting filmed...and maybe destroy the parody movies then fly to sports stadiums/arenas to watch my sports.

Does an indestructible bear who can fly(but also has a porn-stache) really need Movie/TV?
Posted by saintsfan92612
Taiwan
Member since Oct 2008
28854 posts
Posted on 8/23/10 at 12:03 pm to
Posted by iwyLSUiwy
I'm your huckleberry
Member since Apr 2008
34187 posts
Posted on 8/23/10 at 1:57 pm to
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4. TV viewing, can we still watch our dvd's?


hell to the hell no
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