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Moonfall - wow

Posted on 2/5/22 at 1:15 am
Posted by 10MTNTiger
Banks of the Guadalupe
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Posted on 2/5/22 at 1:15 am
Just took my son to see it tonight. How bad does your space movie suck when the 7-year old boy wants to leave? It honestly felt like a bunch of Chinese writers tried to put together an American movie, it was like watching a movie in subtitles in reverse.

Halle Berry, are you really that hard up for cash?
Posted by ReadyPlayer1
Clown World
Member since Oct 2020
1062 posts
Posted on 2/5/22 at 1:30 am to
Thanks for the heads up. Wasn't sure about it from the trailer and won't waste my time on it now.
Posted by The Godfather
Surrounded by Assholes
Member since Mar 2005
41433 posts
Posted on 2/5/22 at 6:17 am to
Yeah it not good. It has some moments but dont waste your time
Posted by Tigerstark
Parts unknown
Member since Aug 2011
5978 posts
Posted on 2/5/22 at 7:36 am to
But but comic movies are ruining movies. It’s not that we make crap movies a lot too for internationally revenue reasons.
Posted by Displaced
Member since Dec 2011
32713 posts
Posted on 2/5/22 at 7:44 am to
How about some spoilers then. Does the moon in fact fall?
Posted by The Godfather
Surrounded by Assholes
Member since Mar 2005
41433 posts
Posted on 2/5/22 at 7:57 am to
quote:

How about some spoilers then. Does the moon in fact fall?


Fine...spoilers

























What you should be asking yourself is, is the moon really a moon?
Posted by BorrisMart
La
Member since Jul 2020
8812 posts
Posted on 2/5/22 at 8:05 am to
quote:

What you should be asking yourself is, is the moon really a moon?


I thought moons were cheese?
Posted by Displaced
Member since Dec 2011
32713 posts
Posted on 2/5/22 at 8:12 am to
So the moon is a death star?
Posted by 10MTNTiger
Banks of the Guadalupe
Member since Sep 2012
4139 posts
Posted on 2/5/22 at 10:33 am to
Yeah the concept of the show is great, basically an ancient aliens theme with the moon. They were shooting for an Independence Day crossed with transformers crossed with inner space and failed horribly.

But the execution was putrid, a high school drama club could have produced a better movie.
Posted by SouthEasternKaiju
SouthEast... you figure it out
Member since Aug 2021
25020 posts
Posted on 2/5/22 at 10:37 am to
Looked terrible. 2012 on steroids bad.
Posted by 10MTNTiger
Banks of the Guadalupe
Member since Sep 2012
4139 posts
Posted on 2/5/22 at 10:49 am to
quote:

So the moon is a death star


Ark
Posted by Jor Jor The Dinosaur
Chicago, IL
Member since Nov 2014
6584 posts
Posted on 2/5/22 at 11:30 am to
quote:

I thought moons were cheese?
Nope, ribs
Posted by DomincDecoco
of no fixed abode
Member since Oct 2018
10880 posts
Posted on 2/5/22 at 11:35 am to
Read where Halle Berry got into some trouble and a producer her kept it hush hush.

This was one of payments.

Want to guess what else she had to do?
Posted by Aubie Spr96
lolwut?
Member since Dec 2009
41149 posts
Posted on 2/5/22 at 11:54 am to
quote:

Halle Berry, are you really that hard up for cash?



Posted by Thracken13
Aft Cargo Hold of Serenity
Member since Feb 2010
16006 posts
Posted on 2/5/22 at 12:08 pm to
if it was I'd eat it with a tall cool Budweiser

This post was edited on 2/5/22 at 12:09 pm
Posted by Lsudx256
DFW
Member since Mar 2016
2911 posts
Posted on 2/5/22 at 12:10 pm to
I could tell from the previews that this might be one very small step above Sharknado on effects and story line. I was surprised that when preview was over it didn’t say coming straight to VHS.
Posted by LSUBoo
Knoxville, TN
Member since Mar 2006
101920 posts
Posted on 2/5/22 at 12:27 pm to
quote:

Wasn't sure about it from the trailer


Really?

Looked like a top 5 worst ever trailer.

Still might watch.
Posted by chinese58
NELA. after 30 years in Dallas.
Member since Jun 2004
30407 posts
Posted on 2/5/22 at 1:15 pm to
quote:

felt like a bunch of Chinese writers tried to put together an American movie, it was like watching a movie in subtitles in reverse.

Sounds like the birthday cards in a convenience store that an Asian guy owned. None of them made sense. We used to go thru them looking for the worst ones, and then give them to people in the office as a joke.

Thanks for the heads up on it being as bad as the previews look.
Posted by chinese58
NELA. after 30 years in Dallas.
Member since Jun 2004
30407 posts
Posted on 2/5/22 at 1:19 pm to
S P O I L E R S!

quote:

What you should be asking yourself is, is the moon really a moon?
Sounds like it might have been better if it focused on him, and was named The Kyrie Irving Story.
Posted by GetCocky11
Calgary, AB
Member since Oct 2012
51296 posts
Posted on 2/5/22 at 1:37 pm to
quote:

Halle Berry, are you really that hard up for cash?


Halle Berry, Patrick Wilson, Michael Pena, and Donald Sutherland are in this.

Wtf?
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