Let’s Overanalyze Jurassic Park and it’s Sequels

Seriously, watching it now and Newman’s only paid 1.5 million dollars for what he’s doing. That is chump change for that job, and given his occupation he should be smarter than this. That’s like at least a 30 million dollar job on what they were requesting from this fat frick.

So assuming things went according to plan for Newman (they didn’t), he shuts down the security system, steals all their shite, and then makes it on the boat. The stupid mother fricker leaves his fricking face on the computer screen right after he flees. How stupid is he? Surely the insurance company is going to come back to the Island and investigate the claims when everyone on the Island is killed. While it’s still obvious he did it, that is like Marv jamming the sinks and flooding the houses. Really Hammond, this is the best guy you could have gotten for not sparing any expense?

And what if a few people make it off the Island? What fricking kind of liability is Newman looking at? 15 people dead and only 6 people survive. He’s looking at consecutive life sentences for that. And left a calling card? What a fricking idiot Newman is.

And for that matter, how fricking stupid is Dogsden and Biosyn? You think that fat frick that leaves a calling card isn’t going to rat you out for a reduced sentence? What was the plan? Were they planning on snuffing Newman out Goodfellas style the moment he went out and bought a Lamborghini? I think people would notice after like 2 years when you start making your own Jurassic Park and somehow the fat coward doesn’t eat you out.

I love these movies, but yeah, that subplot made no sense. Feel free to overanalyze other parts of the movie and the others in the franchise. I’ll rename the thread to just the later if it takes off.

Edited: Time to overanalyze Jurassic Park. Only edited Newman’s name into the first sentence to understand what I’m talking. Other than that, I will not edit for misremembering the film.