re: Kelly Kapowski Morris: Candidate for Real Housewives of Orange County?

Are you kidding, "there's no hope with dope!"

Also, i dont think Zack possessed the "I dont give a sh*t attitude" most of yall think he did to really make in the business world. it was all over after Becky the Duck. As a matter fact, I'm chaning my whole stance. I think Zack is now working as a lobbyist campaigning for the Lefties to do away with drilling for Nat Gas and fracing the earth because it pollutes the water! They guy couldnt make the Rigmas, couldnt win a dance contest, and couldn't make it into a fraternity. Zack fails to Finish Strong.

Hasn't been much Lisa Turtle chatter on the wire today. Obviously, her fashion career never really took off. My guess, she's living at her parents...gettting high off Bath Salts.

So who is the big winner of the group? I bet Mr. Tuttle took his dominance of the school chorus and created American Idol. Mr. Tuttle is Simon Cowell. There you have it folks.

Zack obviously became a lawyer.

But I can see grown up Zack as a successful businessman, because he had more bullshitting skillz than anyone at that school, staff included. And he also was personable (most of the time) and made often selfish decisions, both crucial to successful business.

And Kelly didn't come from squalor...she was in a household of 9 and her dad worked for the Defense Department. Her parents (dad) likely made bank, he just had to support like 7 kids, so the money didn't stretch like it should have. If I had to guess, Kelly took the obvious route and became a history teacher, and was a good housewife (hopefully outgrowing her whorish infidelity from high school).

And Screech didn't write the school song...his friends did (Slater, Tori, Lisa, etc.). But I agree that he likely ended up in IT in Silicon Valley. No doubt the most successful of the group.

And for some reason, I always pegged grown up Slater as shitty host to some forgettable reality dance shows and celebrity gossip shows. He seems like he'd be good-looking enough to land a really hot chick, get engaged, but then find a way to frick it up in the end.

Jessie no doubt went the stripper route. After failing to get into Stanford and other top schools of her choice, along with the devastation of only managing salutatorian of her high school class, she finally realized that taking whatever means necessary to achieve good grades (even resorting to drugs) simply wasn't worth it. So no doubt, she struggled through two semesters at Columbia before dropping/failing out and hitting up Vegas to make it big as a dancer, only to eventually become a high class stripper/hooker who is into black dudes and rich douchebags. If grown up Jessie Spano hasn't survived multiple attempts at taking her own life or ever OD'd on cocaine (whilst snorting it off a black "dancer"'s cock) at least once, I'll give all of you a dollar.

Lisa graduated from FIT, but her design career went nowhere. Eventually, she lands a minimal role on daytime TV, and spends her spare time making outfits for the 14 cats that live in her apartment.

Right, but the IT-biz came after his shite salary at Bayside. At that point, he wasn't finished molding the youth of southern California.

Good point Cash but I dont think Slater could shake his daddy issues to become a formidable force in the Octagon. However, his sister BJ was one tough chick and probably could handle herself in the ring when not tribbing opponents. I just don't see it w Slater...he just din't have it together.

The only person on that show ever to boss al these chumps around was Jessi's half brother Eric Tramer. I see him as the Kingpin of underground drug tunneling. This guy is proabably what they wanted that douche Jake from California Dreaming to be...a real S.O.B.

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Eric Tramer. I see him as the Kingpin of underground drug tunneling.

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I guess that's how Jesse was introduced to her coke-induced lifestyle/social circles.

What if Eric was her pimp?

Man, I wish I saw this thread earlier.

I never would have expected Kelly to become a lesbian police chief who had a fling with a chick who was previosuly on a mother/daughter love triangle episode of Jerry Springer. But I can definitely see Mike Dexter doing bitch work for her ever since his fall from grace at the graduation party.

I feel like we're getting a little off topic with reference to Mike Dexter, who wasn't even the BSD of that party...that title belongs to the one and only Trip McNeely. Guy's a legend.

Alot of interesting theories on Zack but no one has really questioned the fact of whether or not he and Kelly are still married. Along w losing everything in the tech burst, declining CA real estate, and no longer being a natural blonde, I bet Kelly dumped his sorry @ss for greener pastures (See Trip McNeely). At this point, I bet Zack ran back to his old buddy Gem Diamond and they are running the Senior Ring circuit these days with no Ninja Screech standing in their way. By now, they have to have crafted a better product that wont leave your fingers green after wearing them.

There is a rumor that Zack went to the home of a high school senior and was abruptly met by Chris Hanson. The fact that Zack had a six pack of Miller Lite Chill and a fifth of Puckers was pure coincidence. Apparently, charges were dropped and his reputation neither sullied nor besmirched.

Clearly Zach and Kelly are no longer married. I doubt they made four years. She couldn't take his boom or bust lifestyle and he couldn't his penis out of the secretarial pool.

And off course Zach chased every bubble out there.

However, the one thing Zach has always been able to pull off is finding someone smarter than him with a great idea and attaching himself to them and the idea.

After loosing his arse on pets.com, Zach started hearing about this new thing called Google. He looked into it and figured there might be something too it. Zach figured out who the owners were and arranged a chance meeting. Next thing you know Zach took Sergey and Larry out to a club, and got them laid with a few of his cast offs.

One thing leads to another and they give him 10% of google as part of a "consulting" agreement. The rest is history.

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his sister BJ

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JB.