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Karate Kid one liners

Posted on 3/20/19 at 7:08 pm
Posted by deeprig9
Unincorporated Ozora, Georgia
Member since Sep 2012
64056 posts
Posted on 3/20/19 at 7:08 pm
"In Okinawa, belt mean no need rope hold up pants, haha"

"Mr. Miagi, I dont drive very good"

"Me neither"

"Mr. Miagi, I dont even have a license!"

"Me neither"
Posted by deeprig9
Unincorporated Ozora, Georgia
Member since Sep 2012
64056 posts
Posted on 3/20/19 at 7:21 pm to
It must be take a worm for a walk week!
Posted by Hester Carries
Member since Sep 2012
22445 posts
Posted on 3/20/19 at 7:31 pm to
How is a whole conversation a one liner ?
Posted by dallastiger55
Jennings, LA
Member since Jan 2010
27752 posts
Posted on 3/20/19 at 7:34 pm to
Lol no shite



“Sweep the leg”

“Put him in a bodybag”
Posted by Green Chili Tiger
Lurking the Tin Foil Hat Board
Member since Jul 2009
47615 posts
Posted on 3/20/19 at 7:38 pm to
The one I use the most is "If do right, no can defense".
Posted by deeprig9
Unincorporated Ozora, Georgia
Member since Sep 2012
64056 posts
Posted on 3/20/19 at 7:40 pm to
It is two one liners with two setups, yajackass.
Posted by OldmanBeasley
Charlotte
Member since Jun 2014
9701 posts
Posted on 3/20/19 at 7:44 pm to
Posted by deeprig9
Unincorporated Ozora, Georgia
Member since Sep 2012
64056 posts
Posted on 3/20/19 at 8:00 pm to
Danielsan, you all wet behind the ear!
Posted by cable
Member since Oct 2018
9652 posts
Posted on 3/20/19 at 8:07 pm to
wax on, wax off
Posted by Tiger Voodoo
Champs 03 07 09 11(fack) 19!!!
Member since Mar 2007
21785 posts
Posted on 3/20/19 at 8:38 pm to
quote:

If do right, no can defense".



This was mine too


This one comes out a good bit as well:

Posted by LooseCannon22282
Mobile
Member since May 2008
33745 posts
Posted on 3/20/19 at 8:48 pm to
You beginners luck
Posted by LooseCannon22282
Mobile
Member since May 2008
33745 posts
Posted on 3/20/19 at 8:51 pm to
you know points or no points you're dead meat..... DEAD MEAT!!!!!!
Posted by YNWA
Member since Nov 2015
6707 posts
Posted on 3/20/19 at 8:55 pm to
"Take a right. Check it out!"
Posted by SEClint
New Orleans, LA/Portland, OR
Member since Nov 2006
48769 posts
Posted on 3/20/19 at 8:57 pm to
"You dance very nice, like geisha" - Chosen
Posted by the paradigm
Moon Township, PA
Member since Sep 2017
5417 posts
Posted on 3/20/19 at 9:26 pm to
"I really like your car, Mrs. Larusso"
Posted by mizzoubuckeyeiowa
Member since Nov 2015
35546 posts
Posted on 3/20/19 at 9:38 pm to
quote:

The one I use the most is "If do right, no can defense".



We used to say that all the time.
Posted by jembeurt
Raceland
Member since Apr 2008
8805 posts
Posted on 3/20/19 at 9:59 pm to
Posted by lsufan9193969700
3 miles from B.R.
Member since Sep 2003
55123 posts
Posted on 3/20/19 at 10:00 pm to
My fav is from Part II.

Daniel sees Mr. M's old friend/current enemy on a poster, karate chopping a tree. Daniel asks if Mr. M could do that. His response:"Don't know. Never been attacked by tree."
Posted by Mr. Misanthrope
Cloud 8
Member since Nov 2012
5497 posts
Posted on 3/20/19 at 10:53 pm to
quote:

"No such thing as bad student, only bad teacher. Teacher say, student do."
Posted by KingSlayer
Member since May 2015
2854 posts
Posted on 3/20/19 at 11:54 pm to
Not quite Karate Kid, but close enough.

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