re: Jennifer Aniston - The Break up

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Margot Robbie in TWOWS would like a word....

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I would agree if she didn't have the chest of a 12 year old boy.

Haven't seen the movie probably since the theaters. I recall it being heavily promoted as a comedy, which it does do for like the first 1/3 or half, then I remember it being a brutal watch for the back half.

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I loved this movie but kept getting frustrated as shite when Vince Vaughn kept blowing her off

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He was a massive idiot.

This movie came out when my first wife and I were going through a divorce. I was against the split and wanted to stay true to my vows and work it out.

Her mind was made up. It was a very sad and stressful time. The plan was for me to keep the house and her to move into an apartment close to her office. But she kept dragging her feet. Things were super tense.

So she suggested we go see a movie, a comedy to lighten the mood. She picked The Break Up.

So I sat there in the dark theater watching this shite unfold, next to the woman who was leaving me and ripping my world to pieces. I was furious. I should have walked out. But I didn't. When it was over she asked me if I liked the movie and I said "that was salt in an open wound."

frick that movie.

I honestly don't think she picked the movie to intentionally kick me in the balls. She was never cruel or spiteful. And she's never been very aware of current events like movies and TV shows. She's a workaholic with no real contact with the outside world.

But yeah, it was very soon after when I insisted she move out. It was time to rip the bandaid off and power through the pain.

I wouldn’t kick her out of bed, but she’s never really done it for me. I heard she smokes two packs a day which is evident by her smokers skin and imagine her breath wreaks.

Like the movie although it got a bit dark towards the end. The dinner scene with the time rangers was hilarious.

Ever?

My nominee would be Elizabeth Hurley in in Bedazzled





Bonus....this is her at 58 (she might actually be the devil)