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Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back

Posted on 3/26/24 at 5:59 pm
Posted by i am dan
NC
Member since Aug 2011
24695 posts
Posted on 3/26/24 at 5:59 pm
Might have the most impressive cast of any movie ever.

From Carrie Fisher to Chris Rock to Dawson's Creek and everybody in between.

IMDB
Posted by kciDAtaE
Member since Apr 2017
15691 posts
Posted on 3/26/24 at 6:18 pm to
I always remembered Dogma having the top cast for those movies. But I haven’t thought of either in years. Except for this thread of course.
Posted by Northshore Aggie
Mandeville, LA
Member since Sep 2022
4558 posts
Posted on 3/26/24 at 7:11 pm to
Man... I don't know what the frick you just said, little kid, but you're special man, you reached out, and you touch a brother's heart.
Posted by Vols&Shaft83
Throbbing Member
Member since Dec 2012
69896 posts
Posted on 3/26/24 at 8:02 pm to
This was peak Kevin Smith, went downhill fast from here.

Posted by SouthEasternKaiju
SouthEast... you figure it out
Member since Aug 2021
24753 posts
Posted on 3/26/24 at 8:04 pm to
Might have the most impressive cast of any movie ever.


Never saw Blues Brothers? Or A Bridge Too Far?


Huh.
This post was edited on 3/26/24 at 8:05 pm
Posted by blueboy
Member since Apr 2006
56260 posts
Posted on 3/26/24 at 8:08 pm to
quote:

Might have the most impressive cast of any movie ever.

The Longest Day laughs at your 'impressive cast.'

I'm not a big Smith fan. Mallrats is stupid. Clerks has some of the worst acting I've ever seen but Dogma and this one are pretty good. I thought Smith turned a corner and was going to start making a lot of big movies, but it never happened. Green Hornet was awful and there must be a reason the Star Wars shitfest at Disney hasn't let the 'world's biggest Star Wars fan' anywhere near their projects.
This post was edited on 3/26/24 at 8:14 pm
Posted by stuckintexas
austin
Member since Sep 2009
2067 posts
Posted on 3/26/24 at 9:16 pm to
quote:

there must be a reason the Star Wars shitfest at Disney hasn't let the 'world's biggest Star Wars fan' anywhere near their projects


Wrong gender. Not gay.
Posted by NotoriousFSU
Atlanta, GA
Member since Oct 2008
10185 posts
Posted on 3/26/24 at 9:22 pm to
Yo baby you ever had your a-hole licked by a fat man in an overcoat?!
Posted by wareaglepete
Lumon Industries
Member since Dec 2012
10936 posts
Posted on 3/26/24 at 9:24 pm to
quote:

I'm not a big Smith fan. Mallrats is stupid. Clerks has some of the worst acting I've ever seen but Dogma and this one are pretty good. I thought Smith turned a corner and was going to start making a lot of big movies, but it never happened. Green Hornet was awful and there must be a reason the Star Wars shitfest at Disney hasn't let the 'world's biggest Star Wars fan' anywhere near their projects.


Hmmm?

Posted by A Menace to Sobriety
Member since Jun 2018
28936 posts
Posted on 3/26/24 at 10:11 pm to
The most underrated comedy to me of all time.

This scene among others kills me:

Clit Commander
Posted by PowerTool
The dark side of the road
Member since Dec 2009
21093 posts
Posted on 3/26/24 at 10:20 pm to
What the frick is the internet?
Posted by Saint Alfonzo
Member since Jan 2019
22146 posts
Posted on 3/26/24 at 10:48 pm to
quote:

All you motherfrickers are gonna pay. You are the ones who are the ball-lickers. We're gonna frick your mothers while you watch and cry like little, whiny bitches. Once we get to Hollywood and find those Miramax fricks who is makin' the movie... we're gonna make them eat our shite, then shite out our shite, and then eat their shite that's made up of our shite that we made 'em eat. Then you're all you motherfricks are next. Love- Jay and Silent Bob.


quote:

Jay : [singing] frick, frick, frick, frick, / Mother, mother frick, / Mother, mother frick, frick / Mother frick, mother frick, / Noise noise noise, / 1, 2, 1, 2, 3, 4, / Noise, noise noise / Smokin' weed, smokin' wizz, / Doin' coke, drinkin' beers, / Drinkin' beers, beers, beers, / Rollin' fattys, smokin' blunts, / Who smokes the blunts? / We smoke the blunts. / Rollin' blunts and smokin'...

Teen #2 : Uh, let me get a nickel bag.

Jay : [singing] / Fifteen bucks, little man, / Put that shite in my hand, / If that money doesn't show, / Then you owe me, owe me, owe, / My jungle love, yeah, / Owe-ee, owe-ee, owe, / I think I want to know ya, know ya, / Yeah, what?
This post was edited on 3/26/24 at 10:52 pm
Posted by Kenny Wu
Member since Feb 2014
496 posts
Posted on 3/27/24 at 12:24 am to
I got more white girls in there than the first lifeboat on the Titanic.
Posted by dallastiger55
Jennings, LA
Member since Jan 2010
27671 posts
Posted on 3/27/24 at 5:58 am to
quote:

I'm not a big Smith fan. Mallrats is stupid. Clerks has some of the worst acting I've ever seen


Posted by Animal
Member since Dec 2017
4217 posts
Posted on 3/27/24 at 7:04 am to
quote:

Might have the most impressive cast of any movie ever.


Outsiders would like to have a word with you.
Posted by lsusa
Doing Missionary work for LSU
Member since Oct 2005
4503 posts
Posted on 3/27/24 at 7:19 am to
quote:

A Bridge Too Far?


Ah, the closing argument for the Caine-Hackman theory thesis.


Posted by Thracken13
Aft Cargo Hold of Serenity
Member since Feb 2010
15921 posts
Posted on 3/27/24 at 8:27 am to
YO AFFLECK...PHANTOMS WAS THE BOMB YO
Posted by SlowFlowPro
Simple Solutions to Complex Probs
Member since Jan 2004
421771 posts
Posted on 3/27/24 at 8:37 am to
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What the frick is the internet?



I re-watched this movie a few weeks ago. So many random historic one-liners.

The Tracy Morgan one above was also in the group lexicon for years.
Posted by SlowFlowPro
Simple Solutions to Complex Probs
Member since Jan 2004
421771 posts
Posted on 3/27/24 at 8:37 am to
quote:

Ah, the closing argument for the Caine-Hackman theory thesis.

Posted by S
RIP Wayde
Member since Jan 2007
155424 posts
Posted on 3/27/24 at 9:09 am to
I had to smile the other day when i heard some kid recite “15 bucks…little man!”
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