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I’ve got a great idea for a comedy: “The Fiancé”
Posted on 9/28/24 at 8:07 pm
Posted on 9/28/24 at 8:07 pm
I mean, the Royals have had it good for too long, and it’s time for a comedy at their expense, as well as for the media and the elites writ large.
So here’s my idea for perhaps the most depraved comedy in the past decade (not a high bar but still): instead of Harry marrying Meghan Markle in 2018, how about instead Harry comes out as gay and marries a gay gay drug addict bartender from Long Island (played by Tim Dillon) just to show how absurd we’ve been with the Royals, DEI, the media, and the elites.
William and Kate would technically be the main characters and the straight men in this comedy, but everyone else is fair game (lay off a bit off of Elizabeth save for her hating the Irish). No names changed.
Have Epstein and Ghislaine invited to the wedding by Prince Andrew. The Clintons and Obama (the later played by Chapelle) arrive and just shite all over the Establishment and the media, who will defend anything.
And Tim’s family would be a bunch of Irish descendant drunken degenerates (especially the brother played by Shane Gillis) that stand for everything the Royal Family stands against, but they have to go along with it for fear of being called homophobic and some journalist going after Uncle Andrew.
The cast:
Jimmy Carr as Prince William
Whitney Cummings as Kate Middleton (assuming she can do a British accent)
Tim Dillon as Harry’s Fiancé
Shane Gillis as Tim’s Brother/Co-Best Man
Roseanne as Tim and Shane’s Mom
Alex Jones as Tim and Shane’s Dad
Ricky Gervais and Steven Merchant as the Royal Wedding Commentators
I think that would be one of the funniest movies of all time and this needs to be made even if it will get the participants killed.
Also this would be the theme to the movie/trailer (and in the trailer when the song says “show me the way to the next little girl” say “And introducing Ser Jeffrey Epstein and Lady Ghislaine Maxwell”):
So here’s my idea for perhaps the most depraved comedy in the past decade (not a high bar but still): instead of Harry marrying Meghan Markle in 2018, how about instead Harry comes out as gay and marries a gay gay drug addict bartender from Long Island (played by Tim Dillon) just to show how absurd we’ve been with the Royals, DEI, the media, and the elites.
William and Kate would technically be the main characters and the straight men in this comedy, but everyone else is fair game (lay off a bit off of Elizabeth save for her hating the Irish). No names changed.
Have Epstein and Ghislaine invited to the wedding by Prince Andrew. The Clintons and Obama (the later played by Chapelle) arrive and just shite all over the Establishment and the media, who will defend anything.
And Tim’s family would be a bunch of Irish descendant drunken degenerates (especially the brother played by Shane Gillis) that stand for everything the Royal Family stands against, but they have to go along with it for fear of being called homophobic and some journalist going after Uncle Andrew.
The cast:
Jimmy Carr as Prince William
Whitney Cummings as Kate Middleton (assuming she can do a British accent)
Tim Dillon as Harry’s Fiancé
Shane Gillis as Tim’s Brother/Co-Best Man
Roseanne as Tim and Shane’s Mom
Alex Jones as Tim and Shane’s Dad
Ricky Gervais and Steven Merchant as the Royal Wedding Commentators
I think that would be one of the funniest movies of all time and this needs to be made even if it will get the participants killed.
Also this would be the theme to the movie/trailer (and in the trailer when the song says “show me the way to the next little girl” say “And introducing Ser Jeffrey Epstein and Lady Ghislaine Maxwell”):
This post was edited on 9/28/24 at 8:16 pm
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Posted on 9/28/24 at 9:15 pm to OMLandshark
Here’s a movie idea:
The Stroker
It’s a remake of The Joker but instead he goes around jacks people off unexpectedly on the streets while laughing maniacally
The Stroker
It’s a remake of The Joker but instead he goes around jacks people off unexpectedly on the streets while laughing maniacally
Posted on 9/28/24 at 9:22 pm to OMLandshark
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OMLandshark
Posted on 9/28/24 at 9:26 pm to OMLandshark
no casting room for Bill Maher or Jimmy Dore?
Posted on 9/28/24 at 9:46 pm to OMLandshark
Why did you remove the only black chick and replace her with a gay junkie? Don't get me wrong, the rest of it sucks, too, but that was the first dumb thing in your lousy show pitch.
Posted on 9/28/24 at 9:50 pm to Saint Alfonzo
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Why did you remove the only black chick and replace her with a gay junkie?
Art is a reflection of the artist.
Posted on 9/28/24 at 10:07 pm to Saint Alfonzo
The weirdest part is he's made versions of this post before. It's never met well.
Posted on 9/28/24 at 10:45 pm to Saint Alfonzo
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Why did you remove the only black chick and replace her with a gay junkie?
Because the point is that the press would cheer on literally anything in the name of progressivism. The point is to take it to its most depraved and inevitable conclusion, which this would be it. They praised a clear evil succubus for years simply because she was slightly black, and ignored what a truly horrible person she was all in the name of DEI.
Meghan Markle and the people who enable her are the absolute butt of the joke in this concept. It’s the same premise of “Am I Racist?”
This post was edited on 9/28/24 at 10:49 pm
Posted on 9/28/24 at 10:55 pm to saintsfan22
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The weirdest part is he's made versions of this post before. It's never met well.
I truly don’t see how yall can’t understand the brilliance of this concept. It’s just so instantly good and offensive and lays society bare for how fricked up it actually is. So long as a person is minority and progressive, the press and society will not only put up with something like this, but praise it.
And we haven’t had a single good comedy in the 2020s. Can you name a better idea that has been presented for a comedy this decade? I’m sorry, that concept would be fricking hilarious.
Posted on 9/28/24 at 11:45 pm to OMLandshark
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Because the point is that the press would cheer on literally anything in the name of progressivism. The point is to take it to its most depraved and inevitable conclusion, which this would be it. They praised a clear evil succubus for years simply because she was slightly black, and ignored what a truly horrible person she was all in the name of DEI.
Meghan Markle and the people who enable her are the absolute butt of the joke in this concept. It’s the same premise of “Am I Racist?”
Well, now that you put it this way it sounds even dumber. Particularly when your premise is that somehow the press was nice to Meghan when that wasn't the case at all. And how is she an evil succubus? For marrying Prince Harry and starting a family? You have issues, dude.
Posted on 9/28/24 at 11:51 pm to Saint Alfonzo
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Particularly when your premise is that somehow the press was nice to Meghan when that wasn't the case at all.
They were throughout the wedding, which is the entire plot here.
Posted on 9/29/24 at 12:08 am to OMLandshark
Idea for spinoff with a ton of source material: A buddy comedy based on real life Palm Beach neighbors
“I’ve met her numerous times over the years, especially since I lived in Palm Beach, and I guess they lived in Palm Beach. But I wish her well”
He’s not pretentious. He’s a lot of fun to be with,”
Wonder who would play this iconic foursome:
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Have Epstein
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and Ghislaine
“I’ve met her numerous times over the years, especially since I lived in Palm Beach, and I guess they lived in Palm Beach. But I wish her well”
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invited to the wedding by Prince Andrew.
He’s not pretentious. He’s a lot of fun to be with,”
Wonder who would play this iconic foursome:
Posted on 9/29/24 at 6:34 am to Fenwick86
Zealots try to ruin every discussion
Posted on 9/29/24 at 8:49 am to OMLandshark
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OMLandshark
“Movie idea #2305…Adam Sandler falls in love with a coconut…or something”
Posted on 9/29/24 at 9:35 am to OMLandshark
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lays society bare for how fricked up it actually is.
I'm all for this, but your idea is too in your face about it. It needs to be more subtle. Things like this are usually better done in a more allegorical manner.
Posted on 9/29/24 at 10:17 am to OMLandshark
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They were throughout the wedding, which is the entire plot here.
Lol. The media paused from excoriating Meghan daily to briefly celebrate a royal wedding while also continuing to talk shite about her and her family. This pissed you off so much that you turned her husband gay and replaced her with a queer druggie bartender in your little fantasy show. Why is this funny? And why do Harry and Meghan do this to you? Are you secretly carrying a candle for Prince Ginger? Are you the junkie Long Island bartender? Spill the tea, weirdo.
Posted on 9/29/24 at 10:27 am to OMLandshark
I think there should be a movie made about World War II.
Posted on 9/29/24 at 4:12 pm to Saint Alfonzo
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Lol. The media paused from excoriating Meghan daily to briefly celebrate a royal wedding while also continuing to talk shite about her and her family. This pissed you off so much that you turned her husband gay and replaced her with a queer druggie bartender in your little fantasy show. Why is this funny? And why do Harry and Meghan do this to you? Are you secretly carrying a candle for Prince Ginger? Are you the junkie Long Island bartender? Spill the tea, weirdo.
It seems to me that you’re the one carrying water for Meghan and Harry.
Posted on 9/29/24 at 4:13 pm to Fenwick86
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Idea for spinoff with a ton of source material: A buddy comedy based on real life Palm Beach neighbors
Where he bans a pedophile from his estate? Doesn’t sound too interesting to me.
Posted on 9/29/24 at 4:49 pm to OMLandshark
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It seems to me that you’re the one carrying water for Meghan and Harry.
Lol. Pointing out that your gay Harry fantasy is dumb isn't carrying water for the Royal couple. I'm just saying that you shouldn't quit your day job. Because you're future as a gay romance comedy writer is doa.
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