Is Miami Vice the best bad movie ever?

-The plot makes no sense, you are lost among the mumbling and the jargon from almost the first scene and at least half of the film

-the script is largely terrible: Yero: “Other than Nicholas, who the frick knows you?”
Crockett: “My mommy and daddy know me."

-Gong Li is one of the worst casting decisions I've ever seen. Not only is she not attaractive enough to seduce Crockett that way, but I literally think she had no idea what she was saying at all in the film. It's like someone told a total non-English speaking person how to say words, and she just said them. There was virtually no connection with her speaking and her emotions.

-Colin Farrell gives one of the most self serious, bizarre, bewildering performances of his or any other career. One scene he even had a southern accent then it was gone the rest of the film.

And saying all this...I still watch the movie every time it's on tv and am somehow compelled by it. It has one of the best boat scenes maybe in film history and the films use of music is pretty spot on for the time it was made. But that alone shouldn't make people watch it. Maybe it's such a beautiful disaster or who knows. But whatever Michael Mann was smoking when he made this, he either really knew what he was doing, or he really didn't. It almost feels like the movie was made day to day, with no real plan at all.