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re: Humorous Yet Truthful Summaries of Movies
Posted on 6/18/13 at 9:01 pm to JabarkusRussell
Posted on 6/18/13 at 9:01 pm to JabarkusRussell
Clueless: A girl with a workaholic and semi absent father tries to navigate the confusing world of teenage relationships by attempting to lose her virginity to a gay guy and when that didn't work out ends up dating her ex step brother
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Posted on 6/18/13 at 9:12 pm to DelU249
Independence Day: Alcoholic, inbred redneck murders millions.
Futurama: Incompetent manchild saves the world by fricking his grandmother
The Hobbit: Miners bully midget into stealing for them.
Jurassic Park: Unexpected sex change ruins vacation
Ghostbusters: Professors give out free roasted marsh mellows to entire city.
Posted on 6/18/13 at 9:19 pm to OMLandshark
Social Outcast saves community and they all come to love and accept him
signed,
Every single Dreamworks Animation film ever
signed,
Every single Dreamworks Animation film ever
This post was edited on 6/18/13 at 9:21 pm
Posted on 6/18/13 at 9:20 pm to JabarkusRussell
quote:
Whore meets stranger and sleeps with him within 2 days despite being engaged.
My kind of woman.
Posted on 6/18/13 at 9:20 pm to OMLandshark
True Blood - Slutty redneck barmaid suffers from methamphetamine hallucinations and believes she is a fairy hybrid with telepathic powers deeply involved with vampire politics.
Unfortunately, this is a common story in N La.
Unfortunately, this is a common story in N La.
Posted on 6/18/13 at 9:20 pm to foreverLSU
- Retarded male wears two pairs of gloves, and gets peed on.
- Overweight loser impersonates roommate in order to gain access to "touch kids" (his words, not mine). Music heals all wounds, all charges are dropped, and he creates business venture with former roommate to further "touch kids" (his words, not mine).
- Old man hides in fridge. Son swings on vines. Giant ants, aliens.
- Overweight loser impersonates roommate in order to gain access to "touch kids" (his words, not mine). Music heals all wounds, all charges are dropped, and he creates business venture with former roommate to further "touch kids" (his words, not mine).
- Old man hides in fridge. Son swings on vines. Giant ants, aliens.
Posted on 6/18/13 at 9:20 pm to OMLandshark
Social Network: Millionaires sue Billionaires for for being a dick
Posted on 6/18/13 at 9:52 pm to JabarkusRussell
LOTR - Grown men fight over jewelry
Willy Wonka & The Chocolate Factory - An eccentric millionaire lures a group of children into his factory and kills them.
Willy Wonka & The Chocolate Factory - An eccentric millionaire lures a group of children into his factory and kills them.
Posted on 6/18/13 at 10:39 pm to foreverLSU
quote:
dating her ex step brother
Who was over 18 I might add.
Posted on 6/19/13 at 12:09 am to JabarkusRussell
Mask - story of a man with a mutated freakish face, which ironically, symbolizes and foreshadows the future fate of the movie's other star, Cher.
Posted on 6/19/13 at 12:27 am to JabarkusRussell
I've used this one before:
Johnny Moxon takes Lance Harbor's job, calls his on number in games, and tries to cheat on his sister with his girlfriend. After jeopardizing the season by arranging an all-night strip club party the night before a game, Moxon then goes on to bring down a local, beloved icon.....thus ruining the one thing the small Texas town had to be proud of.
Johnny Moxon takes Lance Harbor's job, calls his on number in games, and tries to cheat on his sister with his girlfriend. After jeopardizing the season by arranging an all-night strip club party the night before a game, Moxon then goes on to bring down a local, beloved icon.....thus ruining the one thing the small Texas town had to be proud of.
Posted on 6/19/13 at 12:53 am to JabarkusRussell
Just wanted to say this is an awesome thread. I read all these to the wife tonight and she was laughing her arse off.
Good job everyone
Good job everyone
Posted on 6/19/13 at 1:21 am to genro
quote:
Just wanted to say this is an awesome thread.
I guess I can provide decide discussion despite what some on here may say. 
Posted on 6/19/13 at 6:34 am to JabarkusRussell
Lord of the rings: old ugly midget tries to trick two young midgets so he can get his birthday present back. Ends up falling to his death which causes a volcanic eruption.
Best I could come up with.
Inception: Men (and one woman) make a living off sleeping.
Best I could come up with.
Inception: Men (and one woman) make a living off sleeping.
This post was edited on 6/19/13 at 6:59 am
Posted on 6/19/13 at 6:50 am to OMLandshark
quote:
It's A Wonderful Life: Citizens bail out incompetent businessman
Don't you dare sully IAWL.
quote:
Philadelphia: Tom Hanks discovers a new way to lose weight fast.
This had me rolling though.
Posted on 6/19/13 at 8:02 am to JabarkusRussell
12 Angry Men- One stranger holds 11 others hostage and through manipulation and mental torture brain washes them into believing a cold-blooded murderer is not guilty.
John Q- Disgruntled with Obamacare a recipient turns vigilante and holds others hostage in order to force a doctor to drop his duties of providing medical help to other patients and perform a surgery on his son. Eddie Griffin makes comical one-liners.
John Q- Disgruntled with Obamacare a recipient turns vigilante and holds others hostage in order to force a doctor to drop his duties of providing medical help to other patients and perform a surgery on his son. Eddie Griffin makes comical one-liners.
This post was edited on 6/19/13 at 3:09 pm
Posted on 6/19/13 at 8:15 am to OMLandshark
quote:
Social Outcast saves community and they all come to love and accept him
signed,
Every single Dreamworks Animation film ever
holy crap.
Shrek = Check
How to Train a Dragon = check
Rise of the Guardians = Check
Megamind = Check
Puss in Boots = Check
Antz = Check
Monsters vs. Aliens = Check
Prince of Egypt = Check
The only ones that don't fit the mold are Croods and Madagascar.
This post was edited on 6/19/13 at 8:17 am
Posted on 6/19/13 at 8:19 am to JabarkusRussell
Avatar - Discoverers of new world attacked by savage local tribe
also
Avatar - Pocahontas 2514
also
Avatar - Pocahontas 2514
Posted on 6/19/13 at 8:26 am to 3nOut
They Live - Ex-wrestler suffering from chronic depression and bipolar-ism due to years of steroid abuse, murders innocent civilians in a ploy to sell sunglasses.
Posted on 6/19/13 at 8:29 am to BugAC
Armageddon: World stops for whore's father who chooses to get off.
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