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re: Humorous Yet Truthful Summaries of Movies
Posted on 6/18/13 at 5:30 pm to JabarkusRussell
Posted on 6/18/13 at 5:30 pm to JabarkusRussell
Aladdin - Surprisingly acrobatic thief tricks surprisingly acrobatic princess into thinking he's a surprisingly douchey prince in an effort to win her hand, despite the fact that she already loves him as a thief. Plus there's a talking parrot. Hilarity ensues.
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Posted on 6/18/13 at 5:34 pm to LoveThatMoney
Robin Hood: Criminal steals and justifies it but calling it distribution of wealth.
Posted on 6/18/13 at 5:38 pm to LoveThatMoney
Inception - A fugitive tries to con a man into getting him back into the country by messing up his mind.
Posted on 6/18/13 at 5:59 pm to purplepylon
Jaws: Enraged fishermen target a poor shark and his brethren who are just trying to live their lives in peace.
Posted on 6/18/13 at 6:02 pm to JabarkusRussell
The Toy: a white family learns the joys of owning a black man as property.
Posted on 6/18/13 at 6:04 pm to purplepylon
Man of Steel: adopted orphan inadvertently destroys a major city over a family dispute
Posted on 6/18/13 at 6:07 pm to theunknownknight
Watchmen: Homosexual destroys New York, blames God.
Posted on 6/18/13 at 6:31 pm to blueboy
quote:
wait what?
Yep, I said Little Forrest wasn't actually Forrest's kid. Just looking at Jenny's lifestyle, more than likely it's someone else's. Also, do we know how old F.J was when he met Forrest and how many years it was after Jenny and Forrest knocked boots when they met?
Posted on 6/18/13 at 7:14 pm to BobBarker
quote:you could be on to something. she shows up out of the blue, fricks him, then disappears secretly the next morning like the sociopath whore she is. She then returns to her slutty life, gets knocked-up, catches AIDS and doesn't want to leave her son with his heroin addict, biker father.
Yep, I said Little Forrest wasn't actually Forrest's kid. Just looking at Jenny's lifestyle, more than likely it's someone else's. Also, do we know how old F.J was when he met Forrest and how many years it was after Jenny and Forrest knocked boots when they met?
so she fricked him just to play that card one day. all we know today about false paternity is right in line with the slut survival guide.
Posted on 6/18/13 at 7:20 pm to wildtigercat93
Aspiring novelist targets family for death at an isolated winter resort - family survives; unrelated black dude dies.
Posted on 6/18/13 at 7:46 pm to Zamoro10
Gay pilots fight the Russians. One of them fricks a lesbian.
Posted on 6/18/13 at 7:48 pm to blueboy
quote:
you could be on to something. she shows up out of the blue, fricks him, then disappears secretly the next morning like the sociopath whore she is. She then returns to her slutty life, gets knocked-up, catches AIDS and doesn't want to leave her son with his heroin addict, biker father.
And besides, Forrest wouldn't know what to look for as the kid ages as far as resemblance and genes. Jenny knew Forrest trusted here 100% and would believe anything she said because he loved her unconditionally.
Jenny used a high functioning retard's love to get her illegitimate bastard son a life he could never have.
Posted on 6/18/13 at 8:19 pm to BobBarker
Ignorance is bliss!
Posted on 6/18/13 at 8:22 pm to Drummin Fool
Blade Runner- frick-up fights robots, fails to kill most, and fricks one.
Posted on 6/18/13 at 8:23 pm to BobBarker
Rocky 4: Rocky ends the Cold War single handedly.
Posted on 6/18/13 at 8:25 pm to OMLandshark
Mrs Doubtfire: A recently divorced/deranged man dresses up as a 60 year old nanny with the help of his gay brother to see his children.
Posted on 6/18/13 at 8:39 pm to AUtigerNOLA
The Empire Strike's Back: Man has sexual contact with his sister and attempts patricide.
Philadelphia: Tom Hanks discovers a new way to lose weight fast.
Toy Story 2: Sheriff steals priceless property from a collector
Twilight Breaking Dawn: Immortal man wishes to have sexual relations with a newborn baby.
Gangs of New York: Immigrants kill local American icon
Philadelphia: Tom Hanks discovers a new way to lose weight fast.
Toy Story 2: Sheriff steals priceless property from a collector
Twilight Breaking Dawn: Immortal man wishes to have sexual relations with a newborn baby.
Gangs of New York: Immigrants kill local American icon
This post was edited on 6/18/13 at 8:39 pm
Posted on 6/18/13 at 8:49 pm to OMLandshark
glad you're backPosted on 6/18/13 at 8:51 pm to OMLandshark
I got more:
Gone with the Wind: Rich white slave owner gets raped
Precious: Father desires a closer relationship with his child
Observe and Report: Disturbed man rapes passed out whore
It's A Wonderful Life: Citizens bail out incompetent businessman
The Lion King: Outcast tries to bring social equality to minorities
Gone with the Wind: Rich white slave owner gets raped
Precious: Father desires a closer relationship with his child
Observe and Report: Disturbed man rapes passed out whore
It's A Wonderful Life: Citizens bail out incompetent businessman
The Lion King: Outcast tries to bring social equality to minorities
Posted on 6/18/13 at 8:51 pm to OMLandshark
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Philadelphia: Tom Hanks discovers a new way to lose weight fast.
Best one yet 
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