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Posted on 4/11/16 at 6:29 am to S
Someone was talking about reversing their peephole for basically the same reason Kramer and Newman did it. 
They claimed there was no Seinfeld connection.No way.
They claimed there was no Seinfeld connection.No way.
Posted on 4/11/16 at 7:08 am to tidalmouse
Having surgery in two weeks. Immediately reminded of the Seinfeld episode when the dentist put him under.
"Was your shirt tucked in?"
"I don't know but I was rinsing my mouth out like there was no tomorrow."
"Was your shirt tucked in?"
"I don't know but I was rinsing my mouth out like there was no tomorrow."
Posted on 4/11/16 at 7:17 am to Akit1
All the time.
One of my favorites ... every time my wife serves steamed broccoli ... I'll do my Newman impersonation ..., i.e. pretend choking and yelling, "VILE WEED!" ... and then demanding a shot of honey mustard.
(even though I like steamed broccoli)
Also, I refer to people who do not take their shoes off at someone's house as "Frank Costanzas"
One of my favorites ... every time my wife serves steamed broccoli ... I'll do my Newman impersonation ..., i.e. pretend choking and yelling, "VILE WEED!" ... and then demanding a shot of honey mustard.
(even though I like steamed broccoli)
Also, I refer to people who do not take their shoes off at someone's house as "Frank Costanzas"
Posted on 4/11/16 at 8:03 am to S
Every plane ride I decide whether to "Puddy out" or not.
Posted on 4/11/16 at 8:11 am to navy
Often also.
Kramer: "The difference is negligible."
Frank: "Serenity Now."
Kramer: "Look away I'm hideous."
George: "Sweet fancy Moses."
Jerry: "Oh, Moses smell the roses!"
Jerry: "And you want to be my latex salesman."
Kenny: "That's gold Jerry, GOLD!"
Mr. Kruger: "How about George?"
Kramer: "It's a festivus miracle!"
Kramer: "The difference is negligible."
Frank: "Serenity Now."
Kramer: "Look away I'm hideous."
George: "Sweet fancy Moses."
Jerry: "Oh, Moses smell the roses!"
Jerry: "And you want to be my latex salesman."
Kenny: "That's gold Jerry, GOLD!"
Mr. Kruger: "How about George?"
Kramer: "It's a festivus miracle!"
Posted on 4/11/16 at 8:21 am to Fewer Kilometers
quote:
Put a magazine in a larger file folder when you're going to the can
Or bring your phone
Posted on 4/11/16 at 9:37 am to SpiderY2Bannana
"Salsa,,Seltzer. Seltzer,,Salsa"
Everytime is go to a Mexican resturant.
Everytime is go to a Mexican resturant.
Posted on 4/11/16 at 9:42 am to TigerattheU
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Every plane ride I decide whether to "Puddy out" or not.
Haha, I flew last weekend and forgot to charge my tablet for the flight back home. Wife asked if I was going to buy a book or something. Told her no, I'm just going to Puddy it.
I play a good amount of pick up basketball and use "Down goes Jimmy" a good bit.
Posted on 4/11/16 at 10:22 am to SpiderY2Bannana
quote:
Or bring your phone
If you're using a cellphone, you don't know how to Seinfeld.
Posted on 4/11/16 at 10:29 am to Fewer Kilometers
"Oh nooooo ... it's MOOPS! Sorry, bubble boy."
That comes up a lot during board games.
Posted on 4/11/16 at 11:55 am to S
Twix is always "the only candy bar with the cookie crunch"
Posted on 4/11/16 at 12:10 pm to Josh Fenderman
A NICKEL!
Posted on 4/11/16 at 12:19 pm to WG_Dawg
I lock the door when changing after getting out of the pool. Its a solid recommendation.
Posted on 4/11/16 at 12:24 pm to LanierSpots
quote:
I lock the door when changing after getting out of the pool. Its a solid recommendation.
Amen to that.
Posted on 4/11/16 at 12:44 pm to Vandyrone
quote:
Jerry: "And you want to be my latex salesman."
Kenny: "That's gold Jerry, GOLD!"
I use those as well as:
"all right sir"
"was that wrong?"
"you are soooo good looking"
"who is this?"
"ya that's right" only works in Puddy intonation
"that's a shame"
Posted on 4/11/16 at 2:26 pm to S
This will my Christmas gift around the office this year:
Posted on 4/11/16 at 2:34 pm to S
I can't go out on a date with a girl without looking at her hands.
Posted on 4/11/16 at 2:38 pm to Das Jackal
When someone calls me up in a frantic voice the first thing I say after they've done their spiel is
"Who is this?"
"Who is this?"
Posted on 4/11/16 at 3:30 pm to S
I always use:
quote:
Was that wrong? Should I not have done that?
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